Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

Claimed.

Claiming Felix

Fell asleep for a bit and my head is hurting a little

Made myself some tea and toast because bread is all i have to eat

>claimed
>Ui-ser has left the channel

Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed

Claimed

Sorry I havent been on much I have been streaming like alot lately

I just posted mine. Will delete as not linked.

>am on mobile and just got home

She devil claimed

Wtf I followed you but my email's not notifiying me when you come on

Welcome back
>checked

I'm gonna crash.

Have a good night guys.

Umi claimed

I'll admit its kinda interesting but god damn could it be a bit better

>Sins of the father popped up oddly
You at least make your own right? Well of course. Finally on the last 3 shits that I gotta finish and I'm good to go

still here


and


night

Well they claimed an archer but idk if it was you and you just switched or what :)

I'm glad you realize just how lucky you are, Maki Nishikino.

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Haha I read Scott Pilgim drunk tonight and played the guitar

Housewife Kudryavka claimed once again.

Cya.
Thanks. Though its only dubs. Come on man.
Kud a cute.

See ya Ui

Sweetest dreams tomoy

Good night

DUDE last saturday I was super drunk! but I was grilling for families.. and when I was done it began to wear off

Think I give a fuck nigga?
Check it, or I'll check it for you

I really want an English translation for Kud Wafter.

Hello you know chan

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Hello bard

Damn it I wish I could have joined you in the drunk fun!

I dont care about dubs anymore.

if i roll dubs he leaves for me

Ah well can't be helped
Hows RE4??? (Should already know but Im asking anyways)

Oi are ya havin a giggle there m8?

!!!!!!!
CHECKED

Oh shit it came out today! I gotta get it after work today!

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You should know by now, Im always having a giggle
Dubs are stupidly common in /waifu/ threads.

Thought you preordered it ya silly cunt~

Killed any snakes?

Really? What a surprise e.e

lol It wont go out of stock today I can also just get it online as well grill

Oh you wanted physcial?
For a moment I was about to say "how TF is digital copies sold out"

Husbando claimed
It's mai birthday today imma go buy a cake and maybe try talk to all those local grandpa invite them over n watch avengers (and all those marvel movies

Staying for good now. Waddup bois and grills?

I've always realized, just never said it.

>Now it's Nuclearrrrrrrrr
I'm not at that level yet. Bring it home man.

Debating whether or not to go to bed. Have an engineering assignment due but too lazy.

eating ramen noodles.

is it overdue already? or just close to due?
Aren't ramen and noddles the same thing though?
>still can't find cheap ramen

Why not..? you know I deserve lots and lots of praise after all.

Physical is way better than digital mate!

hey xj 9 hor ya doin tonight?

What's the assignment about?

Hello everybody

Tristana claim

I kinda prefer digital tbh, sure downloading will be a pain but once installed, switching games is a near instant compare to switching discs

its more fun to say ramen noodles and how? its like a dollar for 6 of them

Due tomorrow (today) but class starts at 3 so I probably have time to shit something together.
Gotta design a vehicle that can transport an object from A-B in the shortest time possible given some miscellaneous household objects.

>Way to fall
You're so close yet so far, just one needs to be made. I'm going as fast as I can

Playing Terra and debating about sleeping or not. Anything you been up to?
o shit the adc is here
i dunno, it's a small town but the Ramen is like 1.50 a pack.
I thought it was like a serious paper or something. You had me scared there. I dunno, you should probably sleep then. you probs only need an hour to cobble together something.

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My take is they taught you the necessary knowledge for this. Is it a simple a simple job? Do you have the materials, plans, regulations to follow aside from being a vehicle and objective?

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Yep, here and present, blue roboto. What have you done for the day?

really? for just one little bag?

Nah, just an impromptu design project. Isn't too difficult but my room is sort of lackluster so my creativity is at an all-time low.

Yeah but the box yuno! The Box is nice to have! I enjoy having the just discs I even buy CDs still

Yeah I got to see my dad that was great! He brought some clohes and took me out for a slice of pizza and an iced tea
I was super nervous he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
it made me so happy
Anything fun going on for you today?

Isn't it just the Wii's cover?

Everything in moderation. Too much would be overbearing, too little would't be justified for such a cutie.

>A Phantom Pain
I really am experiencing a phantom pain in that case, the missing piece. Make sure it's right though of course.

I dont know maybe? I never owned an RE game before

>Claimed

>Checked
>Behind the mirror
You post on missing memes. No need to check, I'm always right

We were given guidelines to adhere to (design can't be bigger than a sheet of notebook paper, all materials must be approved by instructor, that sort of thing) so it's not too restrictive, and yeah, I've had plenty of time to brainstorm.

Thank you, Boss!

Trips say you're right.. ugh but i hate moderation.. i want all the praise all the time..

Good lord man seriously?

>claimed

stacked shelves, moved crates and manned the cahs register. pleb tier stuff. you?
now, they come in bags of two. but are the only one's available.
Tried a recycle bin? sounds disguisting i know but you can find some useful stuff in there.
>use to collect bottles caps from them as a kid
>he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
fuck that hit me in the feels. most of the time when my parents visit it's for bad shit. Glad you had a great time with your dad. They aren't around forever. Nothing really fun happened, some guy at my store was told he was being laid off next month. but that's a stretch for "fun".
o shit waddup?

Nothing lately
O shit waddup

>niece keeps stealing me edition

you dont drink mouthwash
well you arnt really missing much they are really cheap

I'm destructive so I've been thinking about some kind of trebuchet using pencils, rubber bands and a big artsy eraser as counterweight.

Did they go extinct yet?

Shhhhhh dont say anything

Everyone and their grandma has played RE4 man, with how many ports there are.

The usual study, cook, lol until day is over. I have two days left until school starts.

That sounds pretty neat. How do you know what to do though?

Dude like I never got around to it please dont hurt me...

Vidya, procrastination and regret for my life choices. Living the dream. You visiting your niece i assume?
>that meme needs to die
>
Sounds chill. Been thinking about getting back into LoL actually.

>jenny

Literally just scanning through the textbook on hyperdrive for the past two weeks. I also did this kind of thing before I was in college.

>Quiet's Theme.
>Metal Gear Survival actually came up kek.
We strive forward on the memes of our fallen. Confidence, nice.

>Grunts since that's the majority of Venom's lines anyway.

Digits. Don't. Disappoint. I dish it out when I see fit, but it's hard to moderate when you're cute 24/7.

Better late then never

clmd

Don't you mean
> proceeds to CQC operative and toss overboard
> "Looks like you're not the Big Boss we thought you were."

Trebuchets are lovely, second only to Kud herself.

My fucking motto to a T.

Poor dude
Theres a fella I work with named Kailan I rather like him but he put in his two weeks about two weeks ago
This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont nhave to go in tomorrrow
Really gonna miss him
you fond of many of your fellow work people?

You act like me being cute is some decision I make or something.

We are seeing the same thing
But they are not laughing
The smoke from the engine
The bones of the plane,

Ehhhh?

It works lol

IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE FITTEST!!! WHO WILL SURVIVE???

Whenever you're up for, there's loads of people on the threads who play it.

As long as it works for now. I think you'd be alright.

Wow. A generous man. I usually hang with working people when I have a job.
>had one in 2012 as flatwide receiver
>people were cool af, had awesome stories about their lives.
I almost miss them

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL?!? FIGHT!!!!

I notice this vaguely
But it couldn't contain me
And so i've been tamed
And so it remains
And i am ashamed
And hiding in the strangest pathway.

o shit nothing much
o shit u?

I sure hope so.

FAITO FAITO FAITO!

I think I've just opened Pandora's Box.

>Here's to you
>What's a metal gear survive
Then and only then are we meme masters. Its a little strong.

My niece lives with us and shes pretty needy in the afternoons. Until her mum gets home.
Never. This is Straya.

@701797540
oh crap, it's this guy again
>This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont
Guy's a legend if he's willing to do that. I haven't really been working for very long, so i don't have many fond memories. just memories of lazing around and chatting. Then again, i'll probably look back at that fondly in the next few years. If you don't mind me asking, where do you work?
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
So what's your waifu from, may i ask?
i'm not too good though. Still have to get used to more Champions. Not sure if i said this before, but the only Champion i really ever palyed as was poppy and boom-stick yordle.
Nothing unfortunately. sorry
Never touch or talk to the headposter

M o o n
o
o
n
moonman is taken, cucks.

Try to remember
Pen to the paper
Caution: 'get out!'
What's it about?
The pictures are empty
Voices have left me
It's only the plains
Sideways rain
And i am ashamed
And i am ashamed
And every day is just the same!

What guy is it?

It seems I've fucked up.
> Kud is from Little Busters!

Grand wizard of the KKK

I'm trying very hard to ignore the head but somehow I'm being tempted.

No, you just met Fool / Peter Lorre / Heads.
Long time no see.
Had to google that one. Indie bands are your thing?

What does boat mean in here? I see it all the time but I'm still pretty new

Heres more pics of my waifu, moonman.