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cara
is climate change real?
The Commander in Queef
Big tax cuts for corporations and top earners
A huge stripping away of environmental regulations
Repeal of Dodd-Frank and further deregulation of the financial industry.
Business idea: move to Bratislava
really fancy spaffing on a fit bird's chebs lads
syentist say yse but pol say no so no
How are you going to kill yourself lads?
Yes, but it's not for the reason liberals like to believe
Awful post-war design
British architects should be hung and shot for destroying the country
AND NOW we'd like to-*FRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
we'd like to welco-*BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPP*
can we have some qui-*GUFF*
some quiet in th-*PUTPUTPUTPUTPUTFFFRRRRRRRRR*
silence please
silence
you in the middle row
you in the midd-*THBTBTBTBBTTBBT*
please leave, get him out of here
alright
and now
PRESIDENT
TOILET
BO-*PPPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPP*
PRESIDENT TOILET BOG FART!!!!!!
we think that we're going through mad times
but are we really?
is this more extraordinary than previous periods that commonly studied in history
i find people who deny that pollution and carbon dioxide quantities in the atmosphere have an effect on climate a bit weird desu. it's just science isn't it?
Plans for tonight?
Doing drinks and card games with the housemate and some girls tn
like to see you do better
the pinnacle of political satire
Just going off Jew York and Commiefornia Clinton was 6 million ahead
that's where muh popular vote came from
>we need to drain the swamp
>because I'm going to turn it into my personal sharting pool
>Trump elected for almost 5 hours
>still no cara gf
probably in the spur of the moment, driving down a highway at night and just tilt the wheel a few degrees to the left
Remember when Obama murdered thousands of innocent people in numerous drone strikes then won the Nobel peace prize and became the best president evaaaa
Is anyone in London happy?
Actually fucking depresses me how Britain was ruined by shitty architects and planners
The entire country looks like an industrial park for fuck sakes
Well, I'm all out of alcohol, what should I do now?
roof needs looking at
No her popular vote came from the 65 million voters across the United States.
had my bollocks placed in front of the bullet proof glass where trump was standing
shame they're still intact
Who cares if clinton got more votes?
She lost. Accept it. Move on.
Trump is president, he was sworn in today
PRESIDENT Donald J Trump
I am but that's because I'm rich and can live here comfortably
About to play a comp in OW dubs decide what I play Brits only
really? i didn't see you
go to the pub
eat a sandwich
>exgf pointed out all of the makeup/tricks/other stuff women do to hide their ugliness
she's ruined women for me
the fucking cunt
get more
with trump setting the world on a path to climate catastrophe i guess nihilism is really the only fitting philosophy going forward
he even had the audacity to say that "nobody knows if climate change exists" even when 98% of scientists believe it does and even then he should be giving the benefit of the doubt instead of potentially wrecking shit irreversibly
furthermore it is imperative the world transitions to more efficient and renewable forms of energy, since fossil fuels have more downsides than just carbon emissions and it's not going to last forever.
my life is already shit as it is and thanks to brrrexit the ships sailing britain and we're gonna end up the "bargain basement economy" that mcdonnell warned us about, so i guess i'm not too miffed about the end of civilisation
this was me because i was upset when nothing happend
Imagine what it looked like at peak industry, must have been incredible and horrible at the same time desu.
Sorry, who? I only acknowledge the legitimate President, Mr. BRRRRAPPPPPPPPP
had mine slammed in the bulletproof doors of the President's motorcade but unfortunately the camera was n't rolling
This is day 1 of FOUR YEARS of leftist tears
drink it up boys
The people voted for Hillary.
The electoral college voted for Trump.
Why can't Trump supporters accept this?
why do some people treat politics like a reality tv show
>4 years
>implying
heh
got 2 sisters, grew up with them both doing that about every bird on tv. consider yourself enlightened lad. but also unrealistically picky.
there are lots of nice towns and villages, and some cities still retained most of their historic buildings like york and bath
but yeah modern architecture was a mistake
>waste billions on countless drone strikes
>kill countless civilians
>continue to destabilize the Middle East and destabilize North Africa
>indirectly create Isis
>fund rebels
Really makes me think
Please welcome to the balcony of the Porcelain Outhouse, The Farty Shith Pooreshitdent Erect of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica Toilet Bog Fart!
ahh no
typical woman HURR all the other women are slags/sluts/whores/wear loads of slap but NOT ME, I'm different, honest!
quite fond of this bog fart gimmick
post fucking machines
i'm not crying i'm just waiting for the inevitable
There's only bosnian pubs around here, I really don't like to mingle with the immigrants....
Commiestate forbids alcohol from stores after 9pm
it's going to get very boring I think
>trump admin. does a thing
>liberals/media do another thing
>haha look guys people disagree over something
oh god it's already shit
pfm
>staple a picture of Toilet Fart's face onto my ballbag
>walk into a rioting crowd of liberals
(((he))) is here
Will Poosident Toilet Bog Fart get Impoo'd before his term is over?
>young
>rich
>live in London
>on /brit/ on a Friday night
He won the nobel peace prize for a nuclear disarmament agreement with Russia.
the mexican poster is a better poster than most people here
shartbog the farty shit'th
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haha yea, remember that time Russia and America got rid of their nukes
obama was an awful POTUS
im better
pooPo POOPO POO SHITTY pooNITE POO toilet bog FPOO POO fart of SHIT poo ppppppllflffffttptptptptptppt brrprprprp
THEN killed thousands of innocent people
Wow, big deal. That's like me saying I've sucked fewer cocks that your mum.
>He's in on a friday night
HOWLING
i was once but i'm getting divorced so i'm not anymore.
(((obama)))
>air strikes are le bad xD
This is one of the worst leftist gimmicks
post photos of your sister's cunt
when is israel going to get rid of its nuclear shit though
like being american but don't like being hated by everyone
more like one side completely and utterly losing it but i guess you are otherwise right
What neighbourhood, or rough area? Trying to find a place to move to that isn't completely shit.
It's only half 9 you fucking sponge, shit doesn't get good around here until 1
is it just me or is /brit/ especially shitpost-y on a friday night?
social interaction is overrated
having a fried egg sanger with mayonnaise
m
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They, along with other US antics in the Middle East, are the reason why Abu Ali al-Iraqi and his five sons have moved in next to your council house, rorke.
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>he Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009, citing Obama's promotion of nuclear nonproliferation
>The committee highlighted Mr Obama's efforts to support international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament.
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>New START (Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty) (Russian: CHB-III, SNV-III) is a nuclear arms reduction treaty between the United States and the Russian Federation with the formal name of Measures for the Further Reduction and Limitation of Strategic Offensive Arms. It was signed on 8 April 2010 in Prague,[3][4] and, after ratification,[5][6] entered into force on 5 February 2011.[1] It is expected to last at least until 2021.
You lads out and about tonight?
wait a minute does "Sup Forums" actually rhyme with "ball"?
lefty cuck poo poo shity wank poo sjw fart poo willy willy willy paki poo sjw cuck cucked paki
I don't hate you as an individual
wtf is wrong with Barron?
no
OOOOHH POO CAN YOU WEE
POO THE POOS EARLY SHITE
THAT SO POODLY WE SHART
BY THE POOSHITES LAST POOPEEING
I'm in Victoria, nice place but expensive.
You'll be hard pressed to not get fucked over if you're on an entry level wage mate
ugh... the leftists are opposing trump again....
ah yes, this and the highly touted "Russian Reset"
>bellend pee prize
>new SHART