Waifu claiming thread!

Waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Mai/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best Demigod claimed

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Kill yourselves.

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>go into bathroom to look in mirror to get something out of my eye
>had been trying to get said thing out of my eye minutes prior to going to the bathroom
>there was nothing in my eye
>it was allergies
>my eye is red as fuck now

I hate allergies

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Miho claimed

I cant sleep....

Wank until your hands hand.
>lore was a mess
pretty much every game i used to like have had their lore fucked over
>nords now worship imperial gods
>even stormcloaks
god TES turned to shit
@701801218
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>jenny claimed

Hello Cat.

Hands hand? What?
And ya, it was decent lore wise till the end of Cata. After that, it got kinda silly.
>And then just outright dumb

>Rory
Is it decent?
>Shush about the name

As if you can tell me where and when to do what I want.. I'm a princess..

Claimed.

Allo NIchijou how are you doing

Umi claimed

>It has to be this way
>WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>The amount of respect I lost it won't stop hurting
I can't believe we actually did it. HOLY FUCK I'M FINALLY DONE

I saw their speeds were the shit but they end up dicking you with getting cut off and all that.

Hey senpai. How are you doing?

How does it feel to be a weaboo Virgin?

Hello Yuuko.

AUTISM
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S
M

still here


and

fine

Ill shush about the names :^)
And its ilvl 750 and gives you a new ability specific to a class.

Wank until your hands turn red
Virgin yes, weeaboo no.
you forgot to claim your waifu faggot

Mommy mommy my girlfriend looks just like my pillow!

Claimed

Pretty much, yep. I'd rather have the nice speed with 97% reliability than 99% reliability with shit speeds though.

Decent enough, laying down due to shitty internet being gay.
So your eyes have been hurting because allergies?

My hunters wasn't that bad!
>New ability
I was hearing about that. I think mine essentially was a large speed boost or something.

Fucking claimed

IM RIDING MALFURION STORMRAGE
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>claimed

Claimed!

Claimeddddd

All of you

Moonman is back. But only for a claim.

youtube.com/watch?v=X6TyXkjMGlM

ur supposed 2 have only one >:-(

Sadly. How much longer will you be there?

Show me where I specifically said I could. Implications don't count, free reign.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ytNqYmctTt8
>Who the hell gave it the green light honestly.
If there's a will, there's a way. Noice mang.

waifus don't get better than this

Allergies and stuff, yeah

Not fun

You told me I couldn't do what I wanted right here. You're trying to restrict the princess.

do you know where you are?

Oh I'm sure you are. :^)

Till I fall asleep most likely. If I can manage a nap till either the Internet comes back up, or it's time to go do stuff, I'd be happy.

Pretty glad I don't have any known allergies to be honest. They sound like a pain in the ass.

Fuck u. Moonman is way better waifu than dead meme#247A-3

Good memes never die
they just get alittle
Dusty

Hey there~.
How goes it?

but what if ur a muslim mexican?

Moonman will never be dusty, there is no dust on the moon.

They are

They are not fun at all

If it's every few months its not too bad. Barely get my internet cut but my internet is pretty good. Though I'd want cox speeds cause holy shit I've seen how great they are.

>I'M FUCKING DYING WHAT THE HELL
>A dying company pressing the panic button
There's always a way. So happy I'm free now lol

Haven't seen sunshine yet but damn do the characters look like a cut and paste from the original.

they're going to blow up the wall....

/ thread right here, to be honest

I haven't seen any Love Live.
I just got it sent to me by a friend.

Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Ah. I'd say give it a shot sometime. I'll admit the song sounds pretty good though. I would give some examples about how the characters look the same but if you haven't watched it it'd be lost on ya.

I think I was averaging about 40-50 Mbps or something at my old house. Yet to test it here.

I merely stated I didn't think it was meant. That's a bit different from saying no heh.

A nap sounds like the better option, well rested.

>youtube.com/watch?v=YH_rU7rwc0o
>They smashed the fuck out of it.
That is true. Heh, that feeling is the greatest.

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I've been planning on watching so much anime, but it just keeps on piling up. I never get around to watching them.

I have 21 anime's I want to watch. And it fucking grows each day.

Ok just sleepy.

3DPD.

Mm, same. Stayed up for almost three days, but took a nap today.

Its 5am. I been up since 2pm.

You do. Its a damn opening quest to a region.

40-50 is decent. getting like 70 tops here. You're probably getting like 100 or some shit.

>TOO MUCH DONG
>There is no return
Don't feel pressured ah it's great

Yea I have alot I need planned too but I haven't updated my list. Taking a hiatus from everything but what I got hurts it. All it takes is a bit of motivation whatever that may be for you

21? Jeez thats quite a bit I expect 30 by tomorrow :^)


Well thats it for me tonight gonna hit it night /waifu/

>Never enough DONG
>There is no one buying the game.
Then the next assignment rolls in :^)

Following the example, night people.

Sleep well maki

Fuck you all. Im getting Ashbringer.

>Rory-sama

Good morning
How is everyone

Hey faggs

how was your sleep?
rude mavis

It was decent
Overslept a bit and now I can't get out of bed because there's a client in my house
Still a bit drowsy
How are you doing tomoko?

Gooood morning there
have any plans for the day?

Not really, probably just be a neet.
And I like it that way
What about you?

client? better then earlier in the night

Meh, just my standard greeting. Night /Waifu/

than* words are hard
night

Thread is slow

One last pic to bump.

-Mavis

well thats certainly one way to spend a day haha
Lucky nough to have today off so I might enjoy it with some no mans sky and a bit of chocolate
my best friends younger brother is going to court today for grand theft auto and were hoping he gets a bit of prison time so that would be good to hear if it happens

I already have that one

Thank you.

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Oh yea, my dad is a physiotherapist at home
So he has clients over from time to time
Oh how come? It's good news at least
always around this time of day
Yea I was way to productive yesterday, need to make up for it
I've only heard bad things about the game, you enjoying it?
Wait you want him to get into prison?
Why though?

>welcome back everyone
>except jerk chen

Oh wow thread is slow today

Nah. I dont believe in that. Chens just a real G.

Agreed user

oh cool. well it was kind of a bad set of things after i got out of the shower

Thanks.

>6am

hmm well the fellow's a socipath, treats his family like shit and is a repeat offender
Recently, him and my best friend, his older brother got into a toussle because he was being pretty disrespectuful and the guy had the nerve to call the police on my best friend so now my best friend had to spend a few days in jail for serious assault and for that charge, the state of Iowa makes a no contact order mandatory and my best friend can't go back to his own house, even though he's the only one who pays bills and the younger one doesnt
It would be nice if something besides prisons would happen
but he definately needs rehabilitation
And it is one of my favorite games the past few years I would say so far
I could understand why some would call it bad with all the hype
but compared to other newer released games
it has hella high replay value
I've put maybe 60 hours into it
and played with friends
still loving it
what kind of vidya are you into/

Oh sucks, what happened
If you want to talk about it that is?
Oh damn sounds rough, I understand some people need to be put into their place.
I'm not really calling it bad, but apparently it got over hyped. But as long as you're having fun with it
Im a huge Nintendo fan and ive been replaying all the GameCube classics this holiday
But if my PC wasn't broken I'd probably only be playing mobas
I play them a lot

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gamecube was a fun one though I can't much say I ever owned one
I remember luigi's mansion so long ago!

hmm mobas do you prefer LoL or DoTa?

Hmm?
I think it's the best Nintendo has put out, and yea that was a gem

I prefer lol yes, but I have played them all, I mean all the good ones. Lol, smite and hots are my most played though

well i had a bit of a headache so i went to get some tylenol or something and i saw something i shouldnt have. didnt get the medicine and went back to my room picked up my headphones and those got a crack somehow in the middle now. luckily its still in one piece. then my base got raided in rust by 4 guys with full autos to my little pistols.

So many of you guys are going to sleep, just how many of you are now waking up?
>Good morining guys.

Guten Morgen eye patch chan

Im just bored.

>Saw something I shouldn't have
Care to elaborate
Sounds like a rough day I'm sorry man
Glad to hear you're feeling better
>Gotta walk my dog
Might not answer
Hey Laura

well its going to be awkward later between some family and me later. and ill be here

It's cause mericans are still asleep

Damn, barely just woke up and I'm already hungry.
>Also friendly reminder that spiders are sneaky little bastards.

Oh? And who might you be?

Morning.

>I'm an American.
A good majority of them, yes.

Of course not everyone is asleep, but most people are.

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