Civilization thread - Red team
Try and grow this civilization until thread is 404'd.
To trigger an event, First user to reply to my latest post must have dubs.
(Try and be realistic)
Dub numbers correlate with "quantity" of event as well.
NO REROLLS DAMN YOU
Each post is a "month long"
Starting off:
Villagers: 10
Food: 100
Wood: 100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
Village orgy
They start to gather apples
Fortifications are built surrounding the village. Harambe is resurrected as guardian of the village and provides a permanent 10% mood increase.
Dubsout4Harambe
BAWMP
ORGY TIME
Flash flood kills 63 villagers
Cow orgy
A Fire destroys 80% of the Wood and the Food.
viligrers gather wood
pens are build for cows
Earthquake
Ebola outbreak
>viligrers gather wood
Checked
place cows in pens made out of gathered wood
Stannis Baratheon the Mannis becomes king of the village
Niggers come in and fuck all the women and destroy everything else.
village places a pumpjack and try to strike oil
village find a cave in big rock near the river
village expands towards river, begin fishing
village starts growing wheats
viligers gather fruit. what they couldnt eat, was dried and stored for later
with the wood they gathered, they start buildig a wall around their most important buildings
Develop a strong wizardocracy.
village builds a church, or atleast a chapel
*Village wizard uses wizardry to make this dubs*
Alien invasion
Nigger invasion
Embrace feminism.
Now boys have to drink sperm in order to become virile men.
Burn 100 wood to please fire god.
Gay nigger from outer space invasion
This, but sacrifice 10 Villagers in the pyre
Build a wood penis idol in the center of the settlement. Worship it.
Each villager cuts down one tree.
>Each tree gives 100 wood.
>Each villager eats 5 food for hard work
Villagers: 10
Food: 50
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
Villagers elect Adolf hitler as their leader
Burn 1100 wood to please fire god.
Feminism is invented
This, but burn 50 Villagers on the pyre
Village orgy again
Go vegan and start to farm berries.
Villagers formed Feminazim
roll
Build a Dubs idol with 50 stone. Now dubs don't need to be at the end.
Donald Trump is crowned as Supreme God Emperor and builds a massive concrete wall surrounding the village. Only trips can destroy it.
Start a cannibal cult.
Rollerino!
Send 4 two-man teams out to harvest one small rock each. The remaining two begin construction of a pen for the cows.
roll
build a brige to cross the river
Reroll
Local warlock summons a Poo Demon. Worship it.
roll
Reroll
This
Roll
Rolling for that big beautiful wall!
suddenly South Korea nukes them
Make a law about a "weekly breeding day" when every villager has to fuck all the others in order to increase population.
Henry Rollins
A man arrives!
He says he is a traveling tinker and has much to trade.
Among his goods is 1,000 food.
Villagers trade 500 wood for 250 food.
The tinker will stay for three months.
2 villagers will be sacrificed to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon
Reroll
Draw hentai --> Sell it to other cultures.
Rerolling
Reroll for papa Trump
There is rain upstream.
The villagers are flooded due to their choice of living by a river and not building moats in time to divert the water.
4 villages make farms for food, 4 gather from trees, 2 make a campfire
Roll
Reroll
the villagers start basic agriculture
Villagers gather apples
The common cold breaks out in the village.
Due to poor living conditions it spreads well and its side-effects are strong enough to kill.
Go fishing. Make canals for garderns
Roll
villagers make a warehouse for storing their resources
Wolves approach from the village to attack.
They have recently feasted upon neighboring children, so each wolf that dies will provide a bounty of food.
Checked
GET
Yea fishing sounds good. Also can none of you retards read? No rerolls.
Rerolling
Each villager gathers 20 apples from the trees.
>200 food is gather
>Each villager eats 5 food for hard work
Villagers: 10
Food: 200
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
Dwarf Child is inspired to create a legendary item.
Failure to create this item results in madness for the Dwarf Child.
Villagers discover stone quarry
A 10 foot tall iron dick is placed in the village, this is now the village's religious symbol. I leave the naming of the religion and god to other anons.
Bump
*roll
Meant roll I'm in different threads
Villagers fuck cows before taking them back home for more fuck.
Village women are replaced with cows who are slowly integrated into society.
check'd
The villagers start a army with wood swords and shields
I assign two villagers to mine underground to allow our dwarves to live where they belong.
One villager becomes a farmer and starts working on a 5x10 plot of land to grow Plump Helmets.
The rest wait a few moments to begin transferring goods from the caravan to the underground rooms.
Feminist barbarians attack the village and impose martial law.
Only trips will be able to free the village
Villagers discover stone quarry.
Villagers: 10
Food: 200
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
new resource : water
Villagers will fuck each other -> more villidgerz
babby is born
does nothing
eats much
steals one villager's free time at all times
Villagers interbreed with homosapiens from up north raising their intelligence and increasing population
They now have culture. They do daily fucking to please the peni spirits
Roll