Someone got the wrong number

Someone got the wrong number

Dubs chooses what I say

Why the fuck are you texting me? I didn't want to see you at Wendy's, even gave you a fake number and you still message me?

i hope the groom enjoyed my present ;) he sure has a big one!! tell wendy she's lucky!

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We should have had sex would have made it more fun for us

rollin

rawling

redy steady rawling

I bet you killed Harambe.

rawlesbian

Deb is with me now. If you wish to see her again, don't text or call. Expect a call from her in Omaha tomorrow at 6:30 pm.

When I fuck women they ask 'is it in yet?'

nigger lover rollin

This

This has to get doubles

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for the love of rollin

Reroll.

rollin hard niggas

Rollins

Rolling

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself

rollin to ruin a marriage

Everyone clearly wants this, do it OP.

do it

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dubs get nigs

Rollin

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Sorry new phone who is this again

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HI NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU YES WENDYS WAS LOVELY WE SHOULD MEET UP ON SUNDAY FOR A BBQ KEEP THE FESTIVITIES GOING

Rolling for this

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Kek this

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Roll

check em dubs

Just do it op

Winrar

Nice dubs

Please send me a pic with sharpi in pooper

Winrar

Do it faggot !

YOU DID IT HOLY FUCKING FINGER MY ASS

winrar niggas

I had sex with my father when I was 12. I need to get this off my chest before I kill myself tonight.

winrarr

Don't wait for dubs, this is the shit

Hahahahaha...


No.

I really, really, rrally like those dubs!

ABOUT TIME!

Rawlin

Maczip

Delivery here

nice

i did it guys :')

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This pleases me

Do this one as well faggot, dubs demands it

Whars the reply xD

OP here, shall I do this one too lads

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Maybe later. Dont fuck up with spam.

Wait for a reply

Nah.

I was rapped by niigers in a bush

2727 also kind of dubs 8)

NOOOO wait for a reply

"Oh my goodness, so glad you txt me. I think I dropped my vibrator under the 3rd seat on the 2nd row. Would you look and see if it is there before someone else finds it? How embarrassing that would be!"

No. That one is fucking stupid.

james bond roll nice

Heheheheb

Nope, just wait.

are you fucking touched in the head?

Noted, waiting for response

Thanks user

Can I borrow some lube? It's time for round two.

Bah no wait for reply. Doesn't make sense to respond with that one.

Absolutely not.

Whats going on here is she retarded

DON'T DO IT OP YOU'RE PREVENTING A POTENTIAL CRISIS FROM HAPPENING

Op deliver the reply

Winrar!

confirmed potato

don't forget this one op

Shall I do the BBQ one or shall we roll for a new one

oh one more thing tell him he better not fuck wendy like he fucked me or she'll get pregnant!

Maybe you should let loose and join us , he made me cum in less than 5 minutes . Best sex I've ever had.

RAWL

Lmao u fokkin wot m80

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Yes that one op xd

Im sad he's married now. I sure did enjoy that hot rod ;)

WINRAR NIGGAS I DID IT AGAIN

Winrer

Winrar, now send her a picture of the conversation. It will confuse the fuck out of her

Winrar

Xd

RAWLING