Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >No stealing (unless trips or more) >Oversexualised content is encouraged >No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >This is /waifu/ not Sup Forums >Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them >well fuck
How can someone be this disconnected from real life
Matthew Lee
Just claiming.
Lincoln Hernandez
Well you'd be level 1 so I think the matching system will be okay-ish You'd have a very high ping though I'd be extremely surprised if you had my steam account Id actually be so surprised that i wouldn't even be mad >Having my real name and stuff
Evan Baker
still here
Blake Gomez
Its all in my meal plan. Tea and breads a great breakfast, Ive done it many a time
Well, I mean technically not gay for me but...whatever
Depression
Xavier White
Dont ya ever sleep?
Alexander Hughes
it would probably try to slay me and my ping is like 100 or so because riot moved the servers from somewhere around here to chicago. i can give you mine if you like? was about to go in maybe half an hour or so. why?
Ever have issues with sleep, drifting off, staying asleep and all that ?
Hunter Evans
Damn you and your lack of a picture me!
Asher Moore
please see Also do you enjoy it? There's alot of californians where I come from too
Josiah Flores
It's more like lunch for me But it's the first thing I ate today My meal plan is fucked tbh Oh damn, that's pretty rough. How do you even play >My ping is 20 Yea sure I'd add you but only add since I don't have a PC Sup trist
James Perry
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Lincoln Carter
Make me not want to play WoW
Kevin Young
Me? HA, Ha, ha, huh. Yes, yes I do. Mostly the caffeines fault though. I pump at a 125 all day cause of that
Not a huge caffeine fanatic myself but I can understand needing a boost to get through the day what'ss your poison coffee, soda? caffeine pills?
Ryan Ramirez
i prefer to go when im tired so i dont lay in bed for hours just trying to sleep. no its too hot here for me. i do like the winters because it gets nice and cool. i just do. and i am envious. steamcommunity.com/id/the_lov3_box/
Evan Adams
Spotted the radioactive one youtu.be/aE2GCa-_nyU >that terrible taste black comedy pun
Evan Perry
That's pretty relatable I stuck with that for a while and my sleep schedule just kept getting slowly slowly pushed back later nowadays I usually like to go to bed at about 8-10 a.m and wake up around 4 p.m for work Happy with your schedule? Havent been around here for so long but I have always seen you on the nocturnal schedule when i do
Brayden Peterson
No pressure, no one here actually cares with what person you sleep with.
As long as you have fun, it's alright.
Carson Hall
Common misconception, radiotherapy doesn't actually make you radioactive.
It does make you feel very nauseous during the mornings though
Leo Moore
Yea that's a hard pill to swallow I believe it's probably just me and my break My hunger usually comes around at 5 pm and then I start binge eating Sorry man I'll add you real quick
Adrian Rodriguez
its not really a big deal. i usually sleep for about 4 or 5 hours. yeah im around here pretty frequently. thats ok i blame riot. good.
Asher Phillips
I can still make that joke dammit.
Joseph Gutierrez
Your dreams are ones I'd be rather interested in Dream much?
Jaxson Hughes
Sure, can I call you butthurt then?
Angel Murphy
nope. if i do i dont remember them. i did have one about half a week ago but before that i cant tell you when.
ALL, breakfast was half a can of mountain dew and a large dark roast
Ouch, but I get it. I do that when time schedules are tight, not eat all day and have one big meal at the end
Isaac Myers
Go for gold
Andrew Peterson
>701814531 Scene One A decrepit, old, abandoned mansion. I was with a group of officers and we're sent to investigate some cases of missing kids. It was so messed up because it was usually kids from streets, orphans, and kids who weren't paid much attention to in CPS because they had no families. I figure it was some serial rapist of some sort. I figure I wanted to kill the fucker, but chances are this inhuman person might be doing an underground child trafficking since child prostitution went up in my country (I don't know, maybe still in USA. 2020) Anyways we enter the establishment, and the hallways were immaculate. The floors were rid of the mossy filth that riddled the outside of the immense house >cont in one sec
Ryder Anderson
as you can see im quite the steam noob wasted too much time on league so what are you up to >besides stalking me isnt your schedule tight right now? with shool and all?
Levi Adams
that's not so good to hear Il love dreaming so much but its kinda rare here too maybe every 3 or 4 days a dream comes by
haha I cant imagine what'ss for lunch I got into killing a pot of coffee every morning for a while but i just started feeling sick after a few weeks so i quit
I actually just cooked something, but no carrots in there
Gabriel Wood
thats ok. tons of games you never played. nothing really thinking of going to bed. like i wouldnt stalk you i dont like it. they always weird me out. 3 to 4 days isnt rare in my opinion.
Oh, Ill make time. I kinda make my own schedule here. I have fairly large breaks
More coffee is for lunch, honestly I hate soda in general. Its a really good kickstart I get very dependent after a while
James Gonzalez
ITT: weeaboos who have never seen a naked woman.
Landon Morales
Mine usually happen in episodes one will happen that leads into another or sometimes they repeat and are slightly different
what got you into enjoying caffeine so much?
Juan Collins
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Nathan White
yea i bought a lot during summer sales wait i remember now, i think i bought around 20 random steam keys all shit games kek. never gonna play them anyway >says he doesnt stalk me >knows immedeatly i have tons of unplayed games close but no cigar oh thats pretty sweet. also its probably better for you. strict schedules are like a prison high school was hell for me
Luis Taylor
Claimed >somebody ordered eggrolls?
Caleb Watson
odd. mine are almost always different. i did have one dream that repeated multiple times and it was horrible. i do miss falling dreams though those 2 screenshots. 420 health and a cabinet in Amnesia. and you did friend me. of course ill cyber stalk you a little
Need, mostly I started working and realized that although I am extremely accurate, but horribly slow. Needed a bit of pep in my step and it was either this or speed so...
oh my you liked those? That feeling is so terrifying
Enjoy your job? would ya rather be doing something else?
Connor Watson
heh yea, the broom stuck in there was funny to me i was only joking i dont really care, you do have acces to my full name not sure what you will do with that when does class start for you today? wew rory, thats a lot of time in mwo and fallout
John Sullivan
wew wew
Dominic Allen
hey Yui
Connor Turner
i miss them from when i was a kid. they always filled me with so much energy. nothing just find out where you live and show up at your doorstep in a month
Zachary Smith
Ive fallen asleep in Fallout 4 a few times. MWO takes a fair bit if time.
>whoever is in nsw wew wew lad >canberran what up
Joshua Watson
Hello there Satsuki, jjust waking up? how are you geting along today?
Mcdonalds grill? Im in line to do accounting, I would happilly drop it for something more calm
1245, gives me time to do some clerical stuff It is 830
Cameron Harris
I've played skyrim religiously for years and you manage to have twice my time in a newer game. How much spare time do you get? never forget
Xavier Ramirez
good and my waifu is ryuko, not satsuki!
Levi Nelson
kek you think i mind that? i would like to see you try, actually im daring you to come kek that explains 200 hours if its the only game you play i can understand it i probably spend around that time in league, it'd be fun to find out tbh wow you are up really early why though, you can sleep in? you weird mang
Alexander Myers
Also forgot to mention my suspicion that the child trafficking may be corrupted internal affairs within our system and police forces. As soon as one of my friends found mutilated remains of a child in one of the rooms of the long hallway, a gunshot was heard. I took out my gun, fuck if it's a cartel of some sorts, we were not prepared. I called in to my friend, hoping it wasn't him who received his last day on the job, to later have the feed cut off. I checked on a camera I placed on our vehicles and there it was. One of the officers, slashing our tires. More gunshots are heard, and I can guess it's from my group of people I trust along with another group that's been assigned to us by the force. How far have we fallen to messing with kid's lives. I was in one of the desolate rooms that, fortunately, had a secret stairwell located underneath the bed. I planted flashes on my room (forgot to mention I took the farthest room out of all, to make sure I had an escape) and rushed into the well. (Well also didn't have a trapdoor, I could feel some air coming from there, it was weird enough for me to check it out) I hurry there, but gun at ready since I know I might be meeting those corrupt bastards on the other ends of this undisclosed entrance. The stairwell led to a long dark hallway. The path was very narrow, as to only have space for one person to walk in. The area was bone shivering cold. This is probably something bigger than I could handle. I hear the distant flashes I set up from the room, my time is short since it's briefly followed by hurried footsteps. At the meantime the tight hallway finally extends into what appears to be the lobby area, but then it hit me. The look of the place is the same as the indoor set of the mansion
Camden Torres
Fallout 4 is overrated People seem to forget that Bethesda is shit at making games
Jeremiah Peterson
The area was foggy, but I continued running deeper into the fray, away from those wicked men. I figure I might as well go out with a bang since I didn't meet any officers from what I assume was going to be other entrances, meaning I was prolonging the inevitable. I perched myself in one of the rooms nearby the only hallway the led to this secret level. The footsteps are marching towards my location, until I hear another set of steps, running fast with words that scared the hell out of me. "Lieutenant, our entrance has been sealed, it has to be military. What do we do?" Afterwards, the officer yelled out that they're done trying to chase and that we're all fucked. I come out, expecting to be shot, only to receive information from the crooks that what they had in store for me is nothing compared to what's going to happen. I ask and to my fear, the answer is "That hallway is narrow for a reason. This place is a feeding grounds for our science division to study. The four eyes run experiments for security defense weapons. They manufacture bio weapons for national deterrence, but our guys sell them on the inside too. The creatures here coalesce with each other and trust me, I know you want us dead, but our only path is gone, so we have to go through the other" I had my gun off safety, to only later return it to its holster. "I'd have it up if I were you, we don't know how efficient they are. Our guys are operatives in the force and had to get them to believe we were on their side. What I have is a feed, this will give out information to our guys so they can alert the others.
Kevin Harris
ok i guess i should round up some money. good start would be to get to the netherlands first. Im going to bed for now. night
Nolan James
kek, see you later then, im waiting sleep well!
William Brown
Baked Pasta with vegetables
Oh. Now I'm finally at the part of the cartoon where they made the Chara song parody
my my we havea mcdonalds in my town a few of my friends have worked there and none have much good to say about it Accounting sounds like a much more satisfying job
that's a mistake iI won't make twice I can promise that!
Jonathan Allen
It ends with a mix of resident evil coupled with aliens. I like to describe my dreams as best as I can in the moment so I can recall it later. It helped with a lot of dreams I had
Early? I was up at 530 Honestly, I love to be prepped for every minute to be full of business
I kinda liked it. But wudooino
Sounds good Mac
Eh, I like it, its just much more fast paced than what I want out of life
Alexander Roberts
U pathetic retards can go fuck urself with your waifu cancer
Connor Martin
Good Morning my pretty. I had a spoopy dream too.
Xavier Collins
I can only imagine i hear it get ssuper busy and I live in a very small town for something larger i bet it would be nearly impossible
Luis Diaz
Because this needs to be done youtu.be/IklhsA3hwug And because I am just mean sometimes youtu.be/ohOtDA3dTAA And just for the awesomeness youtu.be/omD3m-xwBWk Not enough. MWO is more 15 minute games. Short explosive action. Easier to waste a day. I play League and WoW as well. Splitting time between them.
Andrew Cox
Squidward claimed.
Ryan Miller
It was a nice Showdown.
Are you by chance drunk?
Luke Nguyen
I had two, but chose to attempt to write this one out since I felt it was the better one. What was yours?
Wyatt Thompson
if by breakfast you mean lunch i just ate a chicken sandwich and had some tea with it right now im chewing on some metroid puzzles what are you up to? yea i meant that you are here for some time now and its just 830 do you even sleep? oh right, you game a lot man
Christian Brown
It's hard to remember clearly.
I do remember being in a cave. There was some kind of creature there. Also some hot bitch. She ends up getting knocked out. We have guns and shit and theres something off in the distance. I start to make out a figure that kinda looks like an alien but with huge teeth. I start shooting at it. Nothing happens. Keep shooting It keeps getting closer and closer . Then i wake up.
Jaxon Howard
I thought i gamed religiously. But spending entire days in 15 minute games? jesus nice trips
Camden Bennett
Its just like any job. If youve got a good team behind you, itll work. If no one wants to be there, youll have a bad time. I may prefer somewhere else, but there are worse places
No...lotsa caffeine. I wont touch the sauce til afternonn. Lets me know Ive still got SOME restraint
Sleep is for the weak. Im perfectly fine with the least amount of sleep as possible
Joseph Lopez
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Jose Hernandez
Yo Jenny, how are you?
Huh, you can do it, I believe in you. Restrain yourself. But it is pretty early over there, right? 7 am or so. Any plans for today?
Asher Mitchell
well still any job is better than no job at all! Have any hobbies? : )
Ryan Walker
hey there Haikus
Isaac Ramirez
In the process of waking up, still in bed, and to prepare an oatmeal. My cat, like fire pooch, is right by my side, knocked out and doing some sleeps
Aww man those dreams suck. I never get them at the most convenient times; just happens around 3-5 am. At least it wasn't irl our you'd be donesos
Jacob Rivera
Tired, and chilling in bed. might go to sleep in a bit. Been up to anything lately?
Blake Hernandez
Almost 9. Class, homework, goodwill
Exactly! Drinkin and vidya. Oh and Im in a fight club, only chick
Juan Howard
Whot?
Charles Howard
Fighting, now that;s a good one right there What kind of Martial Arts do you study? My father is a trainer of BJJ at a gym up in Cedar Rapids so it's always a fun time getting to spar and roll with him Not like I have any chance haha but he lets me win sometimes
