ITT: we write an opening crawl for a Star Wars film one word at a time. I'll start.
SALACIOUS
ITT: we write an opening crawl for a Star Wars film one word at a time. I'll start
Parker Thompson
Dylan Jackson
FOES
Jason Cooper
MASSIVE
Juan Clark
ARE
Aaron Reed
GENOCIDING
Nathaniel Long
BRENDAN
Aiden Lewis
LITTLE
Joshua Brooks
TRADE DISPUTES
Sebastian Price
REPUBLIC
Dominic Miller
MIDICHLORIANS
Ryan Morgan
EMPIRE'S
Owen Adams
ARE
Austin Turner
FEMENIST
Henry Gutierrez
SCUM
Jose Green
ON
Jaxon Gutierrez
WE
John Anderson
LUKE SKYWALKER
Jeremiah Robinson
STRONK WIMMIN
Joshua Jenkins
UNDER
Elijah White
THE FIRST ORDER
Cooper Perry
ADMIRAL BINKS
Mason Lee
SEVEN
Juan Cox
FURTHERMORE
Kayden Butler
DARTH VADER 2
Joseph Kelly
BLACKED
Parker Ramirez
GUNGANS
Colton Hill
TO
Luke Allen
SHEEV
Anthony Bailey
PEPE
Isaac Ross
THE JEWS DID THIS
Oliver Perry
Goongans.
Hudson Howard
SMOKING
Justin Russell
FIERCE
Elijah Bennett
MERCHANDISE
Easton Cox
RESULTING IN
Isaac Cox
DARTH ICKY
Nathan Williams
KAAAAANGZ
Daniel Jenkins
EMBARGO
Josiah Murphy
OF
Leo Long
GOONGANS
Justin Lee
MASSIVE
Robert Jones
JAR JAR IS THE KEY
Isaac Wood
SYSTEMS
Henry Robinson
DONG
Grayson Mitchell
GROPING
Jonathan Richardson
JARTH JAR BINKS
Jace Cooper
POTTERY
Cooper Cox
IS
James Brown
THE GALACTIC
Jason Parker
FORCEFUCK
Elijah Gutierrez
JANGO FETT
Juan Wright
NIGGERS
Andrew Wilson
ARE CRUMBLING
Carson Powell
INTERRACIAL
Carter Nelson
FORCEFUCKERS
Dominic Carter
FOR 5000 YEARS
Caleb Nelson
TRAITOR
Ryder Jenkins
UNDER
Thomas Russell
URANUS
Julian Green
THE BIGGEST
Aiden Scott
OPPRESSION
Tyler Lopez
Worst Meme
Adam Torres
YOUNGLINGS
John Lewis
NOW
Jaxson Harris
GUY
Cooper Murphy
IT IS A DARK TIME FOR
Jonathan Russell
TWO BROTHERS
Cooper White
MEMES
Christopher Cooper
HAVE
Justin Morales
FINGERING
Juan James
INTENTIONS
Angel Ortiz
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
Adrian Young
BEYOND
Landon Cook
BIG
Levi Sullivan
EXPECTATIONS
Connor Reed
Why do you manlet virgins gotta ruin everything with this cancer? Call me a warm scalp as soon as you're triggered.
Isaiah Fisher
FOR YOU
Hudson Green
THE EMPEROR
Elijah Nelson
INTAKE MANIFOLD
Austin Diaz
...
Jonathan Lewis
EBON HAWK
Adrian Cruz
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Cooper Price
10/10 would watch with my wife's sons.
Robert Powell
INVASION
Jordan Sanchez
This looks like shit.
Quit samefagging
Easton Long
I tried to do it as fast as I could. I panicked.
Hudson Watson
SCREENCAP FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Angel Jackson
Who pissed on your tendies you autistic faggot?
Aaron Torres
>tendies
Jesus fucking christ you dipshits are cancer
Jonathan Jones
Proving my point: the post
Austin Johnson
BASED
Parker Nguyen
Why do these threads always turn into this? I just wanted to have a lighthearted thread without any flaming. Is that too much to fucking ask?
Nathan Thompson
BANE ?
Cameron Russell
The fire rises
David Watson
>Darth Vader 2 BLACKED gungans to Sheev
Chase Scott
Would you rather some Chicago deep dish?
Brandon Rodriguez
10/10
Luke Parker
starwars.com
HERE YOU GO FAGGOTS
Ethan Peterson
That's a great looking pizza pie, though that's not how we do Chicago deep dish over here.
see pic for local chicago