Which are the best olympic stories so far?

Has anything that will be remembered already happened?

(I mean sports-related, but feel free to do what you already are thinking of doing)

the americans dropping a set to megamilk&co was p cool

Phelps vs Chad Le Clos

the armenian snappening

cute north korean ping pong player slapping the shit out of two japs on her birthday

New Zealand losing BOTH rugby things

>van Vleuten neck breaker
>41 year old Hungarian fencer Géza Imre who missed 4 "match points" for gold
>megamilk

Armenia lifter taking an extended vacation to snap city
Lu getting a WR snatch but getting beaten by Hungarian meme magic

Giga Nigga
Lu Xiaojun btfo by Kazakh dancer
Snappening
Female cycling crash

The men's all round gymnastics was insane quality and dramatic finish.

The American women gymnasts dominating

Dutch girl crashing in the cycling

Cancellara winning the TT before he retires at the end of the season

Top moments so far imo are

Columbian winning weight class + retiring in lifting
Kazakh memeing on Xiaojun hard and dancing
Phelps beating the fuck out of Le Clos

agree with Men's all around

Khazakstans first ever swimming gold. From lane 8

Feng Lao eating 90 hotdogs in 1:30 minutes to beat the world record

Kiwis crying per capita

3 pics

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Cancellara winning the time trial was my favourite thing so far, excluding Danish medals.

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Japan beating NZ and France to reach the last four of the Rugby Sevens

That weightlifter winning gold with a new WR

I'd say probably the green pool and the couch in the water

>From lane 8
non-competetive swimmer here: why are the two middle lanes best?

the boat didn't capsize because of a sofa. There aren't sofas at the lagoon. There are at the bay.

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Kazakhstan getting the WR in men's weightlifting, hype as hell.

Has something to do with the water hitting the walls in the outside lanes and bouncing back at you. I guess it can slow you down a little bit. I'm pretty sure they also place the fastest times in the middle lanes and the slowest on the outside too, so that would mean the outside is underdogs to begin with

Lmao literally no one has posted anything that anyone slighly gives a shit about

If you're a liberal pussy, some dumb cunt fenced in her durka durka mask, and there's a refugee team.

Kind of true, but I have a feeling the image of cyclops Phelps and the broken arm will stick around for years as reaction images

>Armenian snappening

Is that what it sounds like?

>Lmao literally no one has posted anything that casuals slighly gives a shit about
fixd
I understand it if all you watch is "whatever is on tv bro" though

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Oooh got me there, an Olymoic casual

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop

Everyone in your real life and on the Internet is embarrassed by you. You aren't funny, clever, or witty

In most meets, outside lanes are called 'slow lanes' because they're usually next to walls and can have a lot more wake due to water bouncing off them. That's why there are buffer lanes (empty ones) on the outside of olympic pools, which makes this difference not really noticeable.

ok what are the moments people are supposed to care about on this olympiad ?
>in b4 muh Phelps

Wow, good one again you fucking retard

Kill yourself

This is actually cringey

Good one

Maybe, but acting like a retarded American and thinking you're hilarious is even worse imo

Now you're just for the sake of arguing like a pathetic autist

>Maybe

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't even type coherent sentences

Sad

French Olympics have been dope so far.

First day :
-Female tennis doubles lose and blame the federation for not telling them they were not allowed to play with different outfits

Second day:
-Swimmers accuse each other of deliberately sabotaging the relay
-Male tennis player excluded by the federation for partying and fucking his girl instead of staying with others French tennis players. Gets exluded the next day, while already being eliminated.

I can't wait for the next episode. Based France.

That's not coherent? You must be pretty fucking stupid

>Now you're just for the sake of arguing like a pathetic autist

Now I am what for the sake of arguing?

You're still a pathetic fucking autist if that's what you're asking lol

Nah, mate, your sentence didn't make sense. Deal with it faggot

It doesn't make sense if you're a fucking retarded aspie like you lol

This was really neat

ooohhh FUCK

No, it didn't make sense because of how it was written. Just because I understand the point you were trying to make doesn't mean it was written correctly. Sorry mate. Maybe you should go post about how much you don't care about everything LOL that will make you feel better I'm sure

Lily King making Efimova cry.

The look on the Kazak lifter's face when the judges cleared his lift was priceless.

>Rafaela winning Gold
>Vanderlei lighting up the cauldron

And the best

>Ingrid Oliveira getting BTFO because she rode the canoe of a fellow HUE and made her friend jelly enough to snitch her to the whole Villa.

can't believe this hasn't been posted yet

>rode the canoe
kek

2bh she forced her jumping partner to leave their room so she could fuck the guy. I'd be pretty pissed too if I was preparing for an olympic event.

Fuck why did i miss that

At least we now know that the Olympic Village orgy meme is true...

Kek

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Damn

Fucking rekt

I prefered this lift 2bh

My top 5 are all weightlifting and i don't even care about the sport

based Kazakh breaking the wr and btfoing Lu
>Lu was stripping and flexing for the cameras just a few minutes earlier

the screams make it even more terrifying

Apparently the Kazakh weightlifter and the cycling crash are the most mentioned.

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That was awesome! He was fading until he realized he broke the record and bam, all the blood pumping to his head and fuck yeah, let's celebrate!

Great Britain winning with 0.003 seconds ahead of new zealand in indoor cycling

The weightlifting has been my go to, this Olympics.

The women's for the thickness
The men's for the comfiness

both had many episodes of HEART

>this
>the dancing Kazak
>isabelle forrer

After this is the /fat/ division right?

one of my favorite moments

srsly if you're not watching the weightlifting you're literally missing all the best stories

Won't be so based when he gets stripped of medal and record for doping like every Borat.

>Rahimov served a doping ban between 2013 and 2015 and had been in doubt for the Olympics after the International Weightlifting Federation tried to exclude the entire Kazakh team over repeated doping positives, but the procedure was not completed in time for Rio.

Swimming is olympics top sports.

>not naming file "crossfit"

you must be joking

>oh wow phelps/USA/Australia won another 100 medals doing the same damn thing 4 different ways

so exciting

I'd say track and field desu

You said like USA/China/Russia/AUS don't dominate almost all sports.

She probably saved her entire family with that lift

Now way senpai 77kg is still twink manlet division, you have 3 more before /fat/

fuck, ur ruining my comfyness

The whole of China getting triggered by Mack "The Assblaster" Horton.

nice

>tfw no Mustafina gf

Fiji sticking it to the Empire.
Sith Phelps
Ledecky winning the 800 by the half lap or so she will win it by tomorrow.
Hossu winning all those individual events.

Hoping the track is as good as the swimming has been.

dan schneider?

KAZHAKSTAN NUMBA WAN