These Olympics are the proof Brazil is first world.
This splendid event showcases Brazil's technological marvels and ingenuity. This is the first Olympics in history to use so much technology in every corner you see, every competition has sensors and systems that other countries could only dream of.
Foreign tourists agree that not only Rio is the safest, cleanest city they've ever been but also that Rio 2016 is possibly the greatest Olympics ever made.
The entire world is seeing Brazil as a respectable, developed country now.
Whitest country in the southern hemisphere and future superpower.
Tyler Howard
and then they turn off the television
Chase Russell
i agree also Lula 2018
Cooper Wilson
>proof Brazil is first world
Lucas Morris
>athletes and tourists getting mugged >everyone getting zika >diving pool turning green >kayaker capsizing because he hit an underwater sofa
The only country that could have fucked it up even more is India, but they're going to be a superpower by 2030 so they would have fixed their shit by then.
Tyler Evans
>proof USA is first world
Eli Flores
Brazil only managed to have a worse Olympic games than the 1948 London summer games. When most countries were still ravaged by war and food shortages.
Wyatt Perry
Should have developed CGI crowds lel lel
Ayden Mitchell
>Green pools >Bullet holes in the media centre
Nah m8
Hudson Hill
>Foreign tourists agree that not only Rio is the safest, cleanest city they've ever been
Rio isn't Tokyo, c'mon
Jaxson Rodriguez
green pool
Evan Turner
t. Brazilian government shill
Nicholas Miller
Dude, the 1936 Olympics were better organized than yours. Think about it, Nazis could do a better job at Olympics than your lot!
Parker Taylor
food and drink vendors constantly run out because no supplies.
everyone is getting robbed, kidnapped, assaulted, involved in gun fights, raped, etc
Alexander Taylor
The Nazis were nothing if not very organized.
Jose Baker
Completely agree with you OP. The niggers in this thread who dare raise objection are of not consequence, simply basement-dwellers binging on Doritos and Mountain Dew while they watch the sports we provide, oblivious to the irony of it all. Bolsonaro 2018.
Daniel Turner
HANS! What are you doing?
You said something positive about the Nazis. You're going to go to jail now.
Camden Lee
>Losing a world war >being organized
pick one
Jack Russell
ok let's try actual economic facts
>the green doesn't meant rain forests
Justin Russell
>>kayaker capsizing because he hit an underwater sofa >people fell for this meme wew
Eli Brooks
youtube.com/watch?v=HTCNBvcas2E Sure thing m8. Even Mexico 68, which took place 2 week after the government killed hundreds of students, was better organized. Wait for the real crash next month :).
Julian Cruz
>Brazil >Whitest Country
Google says: You mean Argentina?
Leo Morris
sure bud
Kevin Green
>You mean Chile FTFY
Xavier Powell
I agree
t. Felipe Silva
David Sanchez
Now now, I'm not admiring the Nazis or anything, but they ran a successful olympics. They spent an outrageous amount of money that probably would have been better spent on world domination or whatever, but it was also the first games to be televised or host basketball, which is pretty neat.
Kayden Murphy
To be serious though, it's been pretty good so far. Excellent setting for the cycling events. Just a shame about the SJW opening ceremony.
>inb4 complaining about water colour at the diving pool
Juan Thompson
>Brazil's technological marvels and ingenuity ???
Isaac Foster
Baiting hard.
Robert Myers
>pour 50 billion into one city >cameras are just in a few select stadiums >"we're first world"
Owen Jones
You will still be in recession after the Olympics.
Wyatt Adams
Take the train next time then, ol chap.
Mason James
Yeah but you are still using that plane to get around in.
Jonathan Lewis
Looks like Detroit
Adrian Cruz
>putting as much empty space as possible between himself and brazil pat on the back for this sensible man
Kayden Cooper
>Rio is the safest, cleanest city
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8
Owen Davis
Berlin games pretty much made the Olympics what it is, before that it was like some week long county fair
Eli Wright
The bullets are being shot from outside of Rio, clearly. Rio needs a wall.
Aiden Peterson
>proof Brazil is first world. >Cant keep a pool clean Fuck even mexicans can manage that much.
Jaxson Harris
>Mestizo gnomes >White
Parker Young
Why did you put a photo of Paris up?
Daniel Ross
>Thiago Splitter is one of the few white players in the NBA. >Gisele Bündchen don't be ungratefull. We export white people to your contry.
Joseph Wilson
>New Pakistan >white
Carter Bell
Honestly as far as technology and infrastructure goes you guys are not first world.
But the Brazilian fans, people and sportsmen, and overall culture shows your country still has some sort of unity.
Not like the retarded political correctness America or France or England shows.
Brazilians can be transgender if they want but they dont try to force their bullshit onto others.
Also another thing thats nice about brazilians. They eat a fuckton of meat.
If Brazil somehow gets to the Educational and technological level of Japan, whilst keeping their Brazilian party spirit and national pride, that would be a great country.
Landon Nelson
Why is your suicide rate way higher than ours?
Charles Price
>Gisele Bündchen Her walk across the stadium to that song is probably one of the most beautiful moments ive ever seen this year.
Dominic Harris
A lot of people filed complaints against what happened at the Olympics
but someone stole them
Matthew Walker
kek
Ryan Young
Because we're free. Freedom means dying on your own terms.
Cameron Roberts
>he actually flew in France So I guess your joke makes even more sense, hue
Jacob Flores
yeah what was up with that ? I heard it had something to do with copper in the water.
kek
William Allen
You actually thought he flew in Brazil? He not only flew in France, he studied and designed everything in France.
Angel Foster
I was just pointing it out for the Brit. It's common knowledge among Brazilians.
Kayden Brown
Not only that but a press bus was shot at, there have been sexual assaults and some sailor just got sick from being in the fucking 3rd world poo waters
Cameron Reyes
>press bus was shot at Confirmed for not true. Some "protester" threw a rock at the bus.
>sexual assaults By foreigners.
>sailor just got sick from being in the fucking 3rd world poo waters A single sailor among dozens got sick. There's no proof it was from the water.
But whatever, you have already decided to hate on this Olympics. You'll find something else to complain about.
Aaron Ross
doesn't deny the fact that he was born brazilian 2bh
Jonathan Gutierrez
Detroit isn't hosting the Olympics, fagwad.
Jaxson Wright
PER CAPITA E R
C A P I T A
Alexander Baker
just make it more impressive for Rio 2bh
Sebastian Brooks
I am enjoying this thread at this current moment in time
Christian Nelson
Some people are really easily baited it seems.
Carter Wright
>green pool >blue pool >yellow seats It was just a great homage to our flag, geez.
Parker Smith
But on a serious note, why the fuck would Brazil host both the World Cup and 2016 Summer Olympic Games? Are they asking to implode?
Levi Thomas
I half expected a shooting or bombing so I guess you could say Brazil is exceeding my expectations so far.
Mason Martin
>think brazilians are a bunch of dumb monkeys >see all those "civilized" gringos falling for this weak bait >mfw
there are stupid people all over the world, goddamnit
Henry Cooper
Well, we've got plenty of days remaining.
Nathaniel Roberts
LOL
Andrew Davis
>there are stupid people all over the world Well of course.
Mason Rodriguez
...
Elijah Moore
Those donuts look pretty gross but I want a bacon burger now.
Ian Martin
Lol
David Lee
those sensors and systems are only in place so the IOC can track down their equipment when some shitmonkey steals it
like lo-jack
Ethan Price
>First world >Bike crash at velodrome >track damaged >No problem bem hue hue le ducttapeidad
Justin Ortiz
My country is better than yours HAHAHAHAHA
Joshua Garcia
kill yourself Alberto
Julian Cruz
No my country is better than yours HUEHUEAHAUEHEUAHAU
Ian Peterson
Add that to the list of things Hitler got right
Levi Bennett
...
Michael Cook
>Wiggins on a sprint Will this be ok?
Evan Rivera
No, Silva 2018
Brandon Brown
So many people baited in this thread holy shit.
Nolan Wood
Nice proxy. Brazilians would never say that.
Samuel Phillips
>where is your proofs fucking classic.
Hunter Smith
If only Brazilian football had this much defense
Matthew Russell
>walk for 20 mins >literally slums >first world Kek
Mason Clark
What'd you reckon they were going to do? Completely rebuild it in a hot minute? None of the events needed the riders to be that high on the track today, it'll be fixed tomorrow.
Thomas Thompson
Have spare wood segments and glue like what the fuck?
or at least some quick drying wood filler and a hot air gun.
Jose Torres
If you don't like it, then do not participate, it's what i think.
Jason Harris
Thanks lad :')
John Morales
>India >Fixing their shit.
I dont think tim.
Cameron Gonzalez
>muh per capta
Thomas Thomas
Same in USA and France and Portugal.
Michael Morales
Rio slums are worse than the worst American slums. I know because I'm an expert on Brazil because I watched City of God
Daniel Butler
can you flush toilet paper in brazil without causing the sewage system to go mental?
this is my main criteria of whether or not I'd want to live in Brazil.
I'd be happy to put aside the crime levels, the brazen political corruption and dire economic situation because tbf the country is actually quite beautiful from what I've seen and read.
Michael Allen
>First world >Could only afford 1 dude to sing national anthem in Opening Ceremony kek
Is it true in brazil if a monkey has a fat bunda they are legally a woman and eligible for marriage?
Nicholas Jackson
nah that's pretty much it senpai. The taxes that posted about are a minor worry but I'll just stash most of my money in my cayman account if I find it to be too much of a bother. Booking my flight to Florianópolis as we speak