These Olympics are the proof Brazil is first world

These Olympics are the proof Brazil is first world.

This splendid event showcases Brazil's technological marvels and ingenuity. This is the first Olympics in history to use so much technology in every corner you see, every competition has sensors and systems that other countries could only dream of.

Foreign tourists agree that not only Rio is the safest, cleanest city they've ever been but also that Rio 2016 is possibly the greatest Olympics ever made.

The entire world is seeing Brazil as a respectable, developed country now.

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Whitest country in the southern hemisphere and future superpower.

and then they turn off the television

i agree also Lula 2018

>proof Brazil is first world

>athletes and tourists getting mugged
>everyone getting zika
>diving pool turning green
>kayaker capsizing because he hit an underwater sofa

The only country that could have fucked it up even more is India, but they're going to be a superpower by 2030 so they would have fixed their shit by then.

>proof USA is first world

Brazil only managed to have a worse Olympic games than the 1948 London summer games. When most countries were still ravaged by war and food shortages.

Should have developed CGI crowds lel lel

>Green pools
>Bullet holes in the media centre

Nah m8

>Foreign tourists agree that not only Rio is the safest, cleanest city they've ever been

Rio isn't Tokyo, c'mon

green pool

t. Brazilian government shill

Dude, the 1936 Olympics were better organized than yours. Think about it, Nazis could do a better job at Olympics than your lot!

food and drink vendors constantly run out because no supplies.

everyone is getting robbed, kidnapped, assaulted, involved in gun fights, raped, etc

The Nazis were nothing if not very organized.

Completely agree with you OP. The niggers in this thread who dare raise objection are of not consequence, simply basement-dwellers binging on Doritos and Mountain Dew while they watch the sports we provide, oblivious to the irony of it all. Bolsonaro 2018.

HANS! What are you doing?

You said something positive about the Nazis. You're going to go to jail now.

>Losing a world war
>being organized

pick one

ok let's try actual economic facts

>the green doesn't meant rain forests

>>kayaker capsizing because he hit an underwater sofa
>people fell for this meme
wew

youtube.com/watch?v=HTCNBvcas2E
Sure thing m8. Even Mexico 68, which took place 2 week after the government killed hundreds of students, was better organized. Wait for the real crash next month :).

>Brazil
>Whitest Country

Google says:
You mean Argentina?

sure bud

>You mean Chile
FTFY

I agree

t. Felipe Silva

Now now, I'm not admiring the Nazis or anything, but they ran a successful olympics.
They spent an outrageous amount of money that probably would have been better spent on world domination or whatever, but it was also the first games to be televised or host basketball, which is pretty neat.

To be serious though, it's been pretty good so far. Excellent setting for the cycling events. Just a shame about the SJW opening ceremony.

>inb4 complaining about water colour at the diving pool

>Brazil's technological marvels and ingenuity
???

Baiting hard.

>pour 50 billion into one city
>cameras are just in a few select stadiums
>"we're first world"

You will still be in recession after the Olympics.

Take the train next time then, ol chap.

Yeah but you are still using that plane to get around in.

Looks like Detroit

>putting as much empty space as possible between himself and brazil
pat on the back for this sensible man

>Rio is the safest, cleanest city

GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8

Berlin games pretty much made the Olympics what it is, before that it was like some week long county fair

The bullets are being shot from outside of Rio, clearly. Rio needs a wall.

>proof Brazil is first world.
>Cant keep a pool clean
Fuck even mexicans can manage that much.

>Mestizo gnomes
>White

Why did you put a photo of Paris up?

>Thiago Splitter is one of the few white players in the NBA.
>Gisele Bündchen
don't be ungratefull. We export white people to your contry.

>New Pakistan
>white

Honestly as far as technology and infrastructure goes you guys are not first world.

But the Brazilian fans, people and sportsmen, and overall culture shows your country still has some sort of unity.

Not like the retarded political correctness America or France or England shows.

Brazilians can be transgender if they want but they dont try to force their bullshit onto others.

Also another thing thats nice about brazilians. They eat a fuckton of meat.


If Brazil somehow gets to the Educational and technological level of Japan, whilst keeping their Brazilian party spirit and national pride, that would be a great country.

Why is your suicide rate way higher than ours?

>Gisele Bündchen
Her walk across the stadium to that song is probably one of the most beautiful moments ive ever seen this year.

A lot of people filed complaints against what happened at the Olympics


but someone stole them

kek

Because we're free. Freedom means dying on your own terms.

>he actually flew in France
So I guess your joke makes even more sense, hue

yeah what was up with that ? I heard it had something to do with copper in the water.

kek

You actually thought he flew in Brazil? He not only flew in France, he studied and designed everything in France.

I was just pointing it out for the Brit.
It's common knowledge among Brazilians.

Not only that but a press bus was shot at, there have been sexual assaults and some sailor just got sick from being in the fucking 3rd world poo waters

>press bus was shot at
Confirmed for not true. Some "protester" threw a rock at the bus.

>sexual assaults
By foreigners.

>sailor just got sick from being in the fucking 3rd world poo waters
A single sailor among dozens got sick. There's no proof it was from the water.

But whatever, you have already decided to hate on this Olympics. You'll find something else to complain about.

doesn't deny the fact that he was born brazilian 2bh

Detroit isn't hosting the Olympics, fagwad.

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just make it more impressive for Rio 2bh

I am enjoying this thread at this current moment in time

Some people are really easily baited it seems.

>green pool
>blue pool
>yellow seats
It was just a great homage to our flag, geez.

But on a serious note, why the fuck would Brazil host both the World Cup and 2016 Summer Olympic Games? Are they asking to implode?

I half expected a shooting or bombing so I guess you could say Brazil is exceeding my expectations so far.

>think brazilians are a bunch of dumb monkeys
>see all those "civilized" gringos falling for this weak bait
>mfw

there are stupid people all over the world, goddamnit

Well, we've got plenty of days remaining.

LOL

>there are stupid people all over the world
Well of course.

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Those donuts look pretty gross but I want a bacon burger now.

Lol

those sensors and systems are only in place so the IOC can track down their equipment when some shitmonkey steals it

like lo-jack

>First world
>Bike crash at velodrome
>track damaged
>No problem bem hue hue le ducttapeidad

My country is better than yours
HAHAHAHAHA

kill yourself Alberto

No my country is better than yours
HUEHUEAHAUEHEUAHAU

Add that to the list of things Hitler got right

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>Wiggins on a sprint
Will this be ok?

No, Silva 2018

So many people baited in this thread holy shit.

Nice proxy. Brazilians would never say that.

>where is your proofs
fucking classic.

If only Brazilian football had this much defense

>walk for 20 mins
>literally slums
>first world
Kek

What'd you reckon they were going to do? Completely rebuild it in a hot minute? None of the events needed the riders to be that high on the track today, it'll be fixed tomorrow.

Have spare wood segments and glue like what the fuck?

or at least some quick drying wood filler and a hot air gun.

If you don't like it, then do not participate, it's what i think.

Thanks lad :')

>India
>Fixing their shit.

I dont think tim.

>muh per capta

Same in USA and France and Portugal.

Rio slums are worse than the worst American slums. I know because I'm an expert on Brazil because I watched City of God

can you flush toilet paper in brazil without causing the sewage system to go mental?

this is my main criteria of whether or not I'd want to live in Brazil.

I'd be happy to put aside the crime levels, the brazen political corruption and dire economic situation because tbf the country is actually quite beautiful from what I've seen and read.

>First world
>Could only afford 1 dude to sing national anthem in Opening Ceremony
kek

Yes. More questions?

here's why you shouldn't come:
thebrazilbusiness.com/article/the-16-most-common-brazilian-taxes

Is it true in brazil if a monkey has a fat bunda they are legally a woman and eligible for marriage?

nah that's pretty much it senpai. The taxes that posted about
are a minor worry but I'll just stash most of my money in my cayman account if I find it to be too much of a bother. Booking my flight to Florianópolis as we speak