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Men's Team Sprint Qualification
Women's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Round 1
Men's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Medal Races
Events start in half an hour
Men's Team Sprint Qualification
Women's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Round 1
Men's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Medal Races
Yes hello bring on the medals
I saw this exact same post in the rowing thread earlier.
How many medals will we win?
Today? None. Bronze at best.
not real cycling
this is
It's the most competitive form of cycling since it contains the least amount of variables. Winning comes down to being faster than anyone else, rather than not making any mistakes because the weather or road fucked you over.
I have money on GB finishing 3rd in medal table. Get a move on lads
muh dick
which country is the (x)winslol here?
GB
>tfw still got my trott folder from 2012
We medals, now
saged for not a sport
fuck this meme shit
TEAM GB WON'T WIN ANY GOLD MEDALS MARK MY WORDS
You fucking idiot hahahaha
Overall? GB, though they won't be as dominant this year as they were in London.
ON YOUR BIKE M8
Britbongs will take all the Golds
counter bump
WHERE ARE THE GOLDS
She looks cute but she sounds like a chav
Would not even bring home to meet my parents/10
its just unintelligent strong apes smashing pedals for a little while, rather than hours of tactical racing where both intelligence and strength is required to win.
Ill still watch the track cycling though, but its just like swimming or running, only on bikes. Nothing too special about it.
Gb but not yet
What you don't think it will happen? They are only 3 golds back and have track cycling, Farah, Ennis, and Rutherford to come.
Free money lad
>he doesn't ride a fixed gear bicycle
This is what I come to the Olympics for.
TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE WAIFUDROME!
Is BRadley wiggings any good?
Is Jason kenny any good?
Not even top 10. We are a meme country
What BBC channel, lads
>No Pendleton
Who am I supposed to fap to now?!
Announcement of sage is a bannable offence, watch yourself
ga weg tandpasta
Yes
Yes
>Britsilvers
>Getting a single gold
They're both very good yes, but other nations have stepped up a lot in the past 4 years.
kys ahmed
Dont know:/ horse dancing on 1 gym on 4
t. pole
fucking nonce
fuck off shes mine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
can't wait for all the britcasuals thinking we're a shoe in for every event
All I ask is for one more gold from her.
BBC 1 starts coverage at 8
t. johnny foreigner with a proxy to watch superior BBC coverage
>London 2012
>State of the art velodrome, amazing atmosphere with a sellout crowd
>Rio 2016
>Velodrome constructed out of firewood and cardboard, only journalists in attendance
How is she so perfect lads?
Serious question
Is laura trott still any good at this?
kek this german netherlands coach talking dutch
sounds funny
Meet me at Big ben at 10 you prick.Ill hook you right in the fucking jabber
>horse dancing
Why is this shitt even in the olympics
Post the thanks spee image
The omnium's her best chance, I think.
Is it time for the oranjiefestjie already?
I like our pringle dome.
How do you get into track cycling lads? I do strongman and use my bike for cardio but I'm quite quick on it, especially accelerating up short climbs
I'm reet good at pulling and weighted carries so I reckon my power generation is decent at least
M8 have you not been watching? Every hyped up event we get slaughtered at. For example the team sprint tonight. Will probably struggle to get bronze.
TROTT IS FUCKING CHAVSCUM
SPEAKS LIKE A TOILET
FUCKING SKANK PROBABLY SHOPS AT ICELAND
track cycling is so idiotic. Nascar tier.
Literal perfection. My English rose.
Yes, she's a madwoman who likes pain
yeah, should win gold in the omnium
did all our goats retire?
are we fucked now
But the bunda
>did all our goats retire?
You still have brad,Cavendish and trott
There is absolutely nothing wrong with shopping at Iceland.
you saying samink
Is this the nascar of cycling?
...
>tfw Wiggo didn't do the TT
Could have got gold in that again ffs
are you a big guy?
They call you, you don't call them
Stop road cycling. You will never get big muscles from doing cardio, your body will automatically give you nice skinny legs, unless you train as a sprinter. You seen the legs on these fuckers? Its all about pure strength.
>ywn teach her to act like a real lady
Jdimsa
Lads...
Track cycling tier list
GOD TIER:
Individual Sprint
Team Pursuit
GOOD TIER:
Team Sprint
Omnium
Individual Pursuit
Keirin
I have no idea what the fuck is happening but this is kind of fun? tier:
Point's Race
Lock in for the Omnium meme bike
He retired from road cycling a few years ago to focus on the track
...
are there wipeouts like nascar? never watched this before
>Could have got gold in that again ffs
lol no
She's been with multiple gold medal winning cyclist Jason Kenny for years anyway, none of us have any chance.
>Keirin
>Not meme tier
>Wiggo
He broke world record some days ago I think
We /GoT/ now
yes
Maybe the shit-tier hue stadiums will kill him
Not uphill
then why are bbc acting like we wont win gold today
>Stop road cycling
I just do it for cardio (and low-impact rehab for my quad atm), lifting/events are my main training
6'3 and just over 105kg
Best events are yoke and farmers, I can yoke 300kg for 20m with a shitty thin belt and farmers 135kg per hand over the same distance
Wait, Points is part of Omnium isn't it? Fuck I'm dumb
Check out slowpoke here, 4 years late with the news.
because they aren't racing today you mong
>no tits
>stupid fucking belly button ring
>British
Dropped.
this isn't 2014 m8
Where can I watch this shit
>Splinter on a Wang