Track Cycling Day 1

Events start in half an hour

Men's Team Sprint Qualification
Women's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Round 1
Men's Team Pursuit Qualification
Men's Team Sprint Medal Races

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Yes hello bring on the medals

I saw this exact same post in the rowing thread earlier.

How many medals will we win?

Today? None. Bronze at best.

not real cycling

this is

It's the most competitive form of cycling since it contains the least amount of variables. Winning comes down to being faster than anyone else, rather than not making any mistakes because the weather or road fucked you over.

I have money on GB finishing 3rd in medal table. Get a move on lads

muh dick

which country is the (x)winslol here?

GB

>tfw still got my trott folder from 2012

We medals, now

saged for not a sport

fuck this meme shit

TEAM GB WON'T WIN ANY GOLD MEDALS MARK MY WORDS

You fucking idiot hahahaha

Overall? GB, though they won't be as dominant this year as they were in London.

ON YOUR BIKE M8

Britbongs will take all the Golds

counter bump

WHERE ARE THE GOLDS

She looks cute but she sounds like a chav

Would not even bring home to meet my parents/10

its just unintelligent strong apes smashing pedals for a little while, rather than hours of tactical racing where both intelligence and strength is required to win.

Ill still watch the track cycling though, but its just like swimming or running, only on bikes. Nothing too special about it.

Gb but not yet

What you don't think it will happen? They are only 3 golds back and have track cycling, Farah, Ennis, and Rutherford to come.

Free money lad

>he doesn't ride a fixed gear bicycle

This is what I come to the Olympics for.

TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE WAIFUDROME!

Is BRadley wiggings any good?
Is Jason kenny any good?

Not even top 10. We are a meme country

What BBC channel, lads

>No Pendleton

Who am I supposed to fap to now?!

Announcement of sage is a bannable offence, watch yourself

ga weg tandpasta

Yes
Yes

>Britsilvers
>Getting a single gold

They're both very good yes, but other nations have stepped up a lot in the past 4 years.

kys ahmed

Dont know:/ horse dancing on 1 gym on 4

t. pole

fucking nonce

fuck off shes mine

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can't wait for all the britcasuals thinking we're a shoe in for every event

All I ask is for one more gold from her.

BBC 1 starts coverage at 8

t. johnny foreigner with a proxy to watch superior BBC coverage

>London 2012
>State of the art velodrome, amazing atmosphere with a sellout crowd

>Rio 2016
>Velodrome constructed out of firewood and cardboard, only journalists in attendance

How is she so perfect lads?

Serious question

Is laura trott still any good at this?

kek this german netherlands coach talking dutch

sounds funny

Meet me at Big ben at 10 you prick.Ill hook you right in the fucking jabber

>horse dancing

Why is this shitt even in the olympics

Post the thanks spee image

The omnium's her best chance, I think.

Is it time for the oranjiefestjie already?

I like our pringle dome.

How do you get into track cycling lads? I do strongman and use my bike for cardio but I'm quite quick on it, especially accelerating up short climbs
I'm reet good at pulling and weighted carries so I reckon my power generation is decent at least

M8 have you not been watching? Every hyped up event we get slaughtered at. For example the team sprint tonight. Will probably struggle to get bronze.

TROTT IS FUCKING CHAVSCUM

SPEAKS LIKE A TOILET

FUCKING SKANK PROBABLY SHOPS AT ICELAND

track cycling is so idiotic. Nascar tier.

Literal perfection. My English rose.

Yes, she's a madwoman who likes pain

theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/06/laura-trott-track-world-championship-gold-omnium

Breddy gud, aye

yeah, should win gold in the omnium

did all our goats retire?

are we fucked now

But the bunda

>did all our goats retire?

You still have brad,Cavendish and trott

There is absolutely nothing wrong with shopping at Iceland.

you saying samink

Is this the nascar of cycling?

...

>tfw Wiggo didn't do the TT
Could have got gold in that again ffs

are you a big guy?

They call you, you don't call them

Stop road cycling. You will never get big muscles from doing cardio, your body will automatically give you nice skinny legs, unless you train as a sprinter. You seen the legs on these fuckers? Its all about pure strength.

>ywn teach her to act like a real lady

Jdimsa

Lads...

Track cycling tier list

GOD TIER:
Individual Sprint
Team Pursuit

GOOD TIER:
Team Sprint
Omnium
Individual Pursuit
Keirin

I have no idea what the fuck is happening but this is kind of fun? tier:
Point's Race

Lock in for the Omnium meme bike

He retired from road cycling a few years ago to focus on the track

...

are there wipeouts like nascar? never watched this before

>Could have got gold in that again ffs

lol no

She's been with multiple gold medal winning cyclist Jason Kenny for years anyway, none of us have any chance.

>Keirin
>Not meme tier

>Wiggo
He broke world record some days ago I think

cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/racing/olympics/bradley-wiggins-co-break-team-pursuit-world-record-training-run-267258

We /GoT/ now

yes

Maybe the shit-tier hue stadiums will kill him

Not uphill

then why are bbc acting like we wont win gold today

>Stop road cycling
I just do it for cardio (and low-impact rehab for my quad atm), lifting/events are my main training
6'3 and just over 105kg
Best events are yoke and farmers, I can yoke 300kg for 20m with a shitty thin belt and farmers 135kg per hand over the same distance

Wait, Points is part of Omnium isn't it? Fuck I'm dumb

Check out slowpoke here, 4 years late with the news.

because they aren't racing today you mong

>no tits
>stupid fucking belly button ring
>British

Dropped.

this isn't 2014 m8

Where can I watch this shit

>Splinter on a Wang