Go to bus

>go to bus
>see this

what do?

fuck them in their qt autistic boi cunts

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you can't do that sir

sit an open seat.

are you autistic?

Shout "HI WHERE ARE THE BURGER :DDD"

stay standing and hold on to one of the poles. I am a foreigner in their country and I should respect their customs.

lmao fuc them in their boipuccis amirite xD we did it reddit im fitting in on the 4chinz

but that wouldn't be good

hijack it and drive to nearest german christmas market

wait for next bus

just sit next to someone like a normal person

Find the most beta one and set next to him/her

This

Stand. Unless you can't do that over there.

Fugg
The buss is full. This will be really akward

tell me more about antisocial and introvert finns

I always stand while riding a bus, even when it's completely empty.

Immediately get off

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you see last seats there is 5 of them
Ask this two to move on last right and left seat.
Sit on midlle seat.

Stand.

And after that this gays go like a pick and it stand briliant

Sit.

I don't give a fuck if the person will have a autistic breakdown.

sit next to someone as close as i possibly can

Stand

I hate you.

sit next to the qt girl

I'd rather throw myself in front of that bus when it is moving than be that close to any finn

U mad lamo xD

Chill the fuck out, the person won't kill you or anything.

why? what the heck does that even mean?

actual answer:
As you approach the end of the bus the 2 dudes in last row will move to the sides and you can sit in the middle. Elderly women just yolo and sit in either of the front seats though, cunts.

Shut the fuck up you assburger

honestly I would only do it to piss them off I would also jump around from seat to seat sitting really close

It's only ok when a tiny qt sits next to you.

Sit very close to any of them and pretend to talk on my phone VERY LOUDLY while moving my hands around

Sit next to a 10/10 fingolette.

Know what else you could do to piss them off? Throw your shit around. Shart in the bus.

next to third guy on left

close to exit, away from drunk guy (he's the most likely to spark up a conversation)

When I enter the bus and see this, I just stay there, standing.

I join the party bus

Well, i'm not. I'm a 198cm lebanese and i'm fucking sitting.

Cool come on guys go sit here

The answer is obvious, isn't it?
I don't sit down, instead I stand next to one of the poles and grab it for support with one hand, while playing around on my smartphone with the other hand.
>you see last seats there is 5 of them
>Ask this two to move on last right and left seat.
>Sit on midlle seat.
That is actually worse. People will sit seats apart from each other to avoid contact, but if you do talk to them and tell them to move further away so you don't have to sit right next to them, that is still considered extremely rude. You might as well just sit down next to them.

>Announce that a local supermarket is handing out free buckets
>They all leave the bus to get their hands on one
>Sit down

Easy.

Delet this

they have finally discovered our fatal weakness. russian occupation soon

..That's Netherlands
Dutch occupation soon (if they have enough buckets)

Waddup bitchez

>Gets jumped on for being a shitskin

Ebin :DDD

>what do?
Striptease

He seems like a pretty cool guy

In situations like this, we put our knives on your throats and anal rape you very gently

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Make me think lol

Sit near one of them and keep telling him my poems.

Forgot pic.

you will be sitting by yourself them

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHA

Sit next to the cutest one and smile at them.

Kind of rude desu

>mfw this will look like I'm samefagging

>Finland
>Poles
We aren't talking about the UK here, m8.

****moves away from the turk and fears for his life"""

>smiling at strangers
what's wrong with americans

I was gonna add Peru but you beat me to it

*stares at your ass*

>not smiling at strangers
Are you petux or something?

Fixed it for you der peruANER

Yeah fuck that bitch ass argie anyways, only cool guys allowed back seats.

I'm going to go on a tour of northern Europe, and hug each and every one of you autistic bastards just for kicks.

From cellphone.

Your trip will be over after you hug first one, m8.
I'll press F at your funeral.

>are [Finns] autistic?
Yes

eyes argentina

Then I die a glorious death in the war on autism.

lel

>Serbia slowly moved out of the picture

THEY TAKE KOSOVO

AND NOW THEY TAKE THE BUS SEAT

WHEN

WILL

THE

OPPRESSION

END

just likes being close to finland

Argentina sitting alone or murrica just fat as usual?

It's rude not to curb your autism and allow someone to sit in an empty sit

>TAKE KOSOVO

Serbian clay. You are on indian soil filthy immingrants

>buss is full
>one seat is open
>i still stand the whole way

>2017
>using prison slang

No kebabs ty

>glorious death
I think you are an autist as well.

but why

>2017
>literally year of petux
Lmao.

>mfw

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>le helsinki faec

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shit too late, lol

how do you guys edit that image
help a noob

(you) can just use paint

gimme some time I'll fix it

>Sitting on the inside seat

My knee space is too constricted for that nonsense.

how do i put an image over another image

I used GIMP

with the select tool

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