3.2 Million-Year-Old Mystery- They believe she fell out of a tree. I think she was pushed. We have a murder to solve

3.2 Million-Year-Old Mystery- They believe she fell out of a tree. I think she was pushed. We have a murder to solve.

>pushed out of a tree
>by a caveman

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>They believe she fell out of a tree. I think she was pushed.
>I think she was pushed.

You seem to know an awful lot about this murder OP, why don't you have a seat right here?

3" in height, young and agile.

So even 3.2 millions years ago women were cunts and had it coming. Some things stay the same no matter how much they change.

yeah he seems oddly suspicious

Were gonna have a few questions

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Take a back seat rookies. This is our investigation.

Please don't call them cavemen, that's cultural appropriation

Maybe the rope snapped.

looks like she was raped too ..no clothes

Why do you think she was pushed OP? You seem to know a lot about this. Please, take a seat, I have some questions for you. I'll only take a few minutes.

you're out of your jurisdiction, ill take it from here..

Outta the way, FBI.

i saw what happened, i got this

Of course she fell! The dumb bitch doesn't have any hands!!

bet she was a real slut ..probably attempting to jump into a passing dick

Sorry Old Chap, I've got this one.

I'll take a "crack" at these bones... very similar to an animal attack it seems.

leave it to professionals sherlock..

don't be a fool, step aside sucker!

Look at her hands, she's got no fingers, right?
Do you know who has fingers?
Men.
Seems like opression of women to me, she was probably raped too. Great example of patriarchy.

>trying this hard

Dubs did it

ok, this is a lead suspect.. known to his mates as "ogga" or "timothy" last seen at the peat marsh acting suspicious

Since the lack of hands, I suppose the fall was caused by a head trauma after a fight.
The victim defended itself, climbed a tree to escape assaulter and then we'll because of the lack of hands.
Case closed. Ötzy did it, he then tried to flee on the italian alps.

They found him frozen...
Looks like ice-cold justice

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She was waiting to zip line and fell 35 feet to her death.

Please don't call it cultural appropriation, that's cultural appropriation

My nigger, that's clever

Time to get to work.

What we are looking for in a 3.2 million year old partial skeleton, and any potential murder victim's skeleton, is a fracture that could not have been caused by natural causes.

[scientific mumbo jumbo]

..and therefore we can deduce that Steven Avery is innocent of all charges, besides the original rape.

It was definitely a decscendant of manitowoc sheriff's department.

Dubs of half truth

no one dindu nuffin
case dismissed

The first real piece of hard evidence. Without hands there are no thumbs, therefore she is a witch.

Underated post

This is the history museum of iceland and it's just some random skeleton