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Previous thread: News:

>GSP put into USADA testing pool
mmafighting.com/2016/8/10/12427838/georges-st-pierre-enrolls-in-usada-drug-testing-program-ahead-of-ufc

>Ben Rothwell out of UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/injury-forces-ben-rothwell-out-of-ufc-203-co-main-event-with-fabricio-werdum

>Group forms with aim of creating fighter union
mmafighting.com/2016/8/11/12434998/with-support-of-major-sports-names-new-group-forms-to-get-ufc

>Joe Lauzon views rematch with Jim Miller as "win-win"
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21s-joe-lauzon-viewing-rematch-with-jim-miller-as-a-win-win

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mmaweekly.com/ronda-rousey-out-to-make-a-statement
youtube.com/watch?v=AzLcDo4Wpbs
youtu.be/QqUIdJhjZZk
espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17276213/conor-mcgregor-spending-some-300000-preparations-nate-diaz-ufc-202-showdown
twitter.com/jonfitchdotnet/status/763791507815997440
mmafighting.com/2016/8/11/12441176/mcgregor-injured-knee-out-of-mainevent-202
espn.com.au/mma/story/_/id/17276213/conor-mcgregor-spending-some-300000-preparations-nate-diaz-ufc-202-showdown
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub Bless this thread

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

Leave Werdum to me.

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Leave SYK FUK to me

>he needs to get like a hunt or a brown
Lost my shit.

Fuck your shitposting.

Anyone seen his porno?

>Prime Ronda has ducked her for years straight

Oh for fuck's sake.

They set up the fight. Cyborg pops. Ronda moves down two months later to beat up Tate. Then she's the champion for three years and Cyborg has all the time in the world to diet down to 160 so that she can cut to 135.

The fight would have happened by now if Cyborg stopped trying to retain her ill gotten gains.

Kennedy

>the predator

given the BBC, should be calling him a sexual predator, nahmean?

Soon...

>The fight would have happened by now if Ronda stopped making excuses and took the fight once out of the hundreds of times Cyborg has asked while constantly spamming social media about it

ftfy

FUCK HERB DEAN

>Ronda Internet Defense Force

lol

Weight classes exist for a reason, and Cyborg popped for winstrol. Losing muscle would be literally the easiest part of training for her.

/3rdmonkey/ for life

Lewis heems him
Cap this

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lmao

hahahaha

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4exlmi/cris_cyborg_calls_out_ronda_rousey_for_super/d24m61v?st=irqqqagh&sh=e26798e9

>I actually wrote something about the whole Rousey/Cyborg/135 situation a while back.
>A lot has been made out of Ronda Rousey’s decision to move to 135lbs since she announced that she was making the move back in November of 2011.
>While most people see Rousey’s decision to move to 135lbs as her idea, MMA reporter Dave Meltzer has said a couple times on his radio show that it was the promoters in Strikeforce who first came to her with the idea of a move down to 135lbs to begin with.
>Rousey actually announced PRIOR to her fight with Julia Budd that she planned to move down to 135lbs:
>Source: mmaweekly.com/ronda-rousey-out-to-make-a-statement
>Quote: “I’m planning on, win or lose, dropping down and win the 135-pound belt first before I go after the 145-pound title,” said Rousey. “I definitely want to win both belts and be the undisputed best woman fighter in the world in MMA."
>“A fight with Cris Cyborg would be the most important of my career, and I want to treat it like the Olympic Games and be entirely peaked when that time comes. The 145-pound division doesn’t really have that many women signed in Strikeforce, so I’d be better off moving down and going for the 135 title. And once me and Cyborg finally fight it would be two titleholders against each other and the fight itself would even be a bigger deal.” Something she again repeated at the post-fight press conference following her win over Julia Budd.

>continued in leddit link

Cyborg fucked everything up, not Rousey. Go suck on Cris's fauxpenis.

>Winning 12 minutes, mewvment, striking and talking shit.
>Gets rocked, shoots for a takedown and submits all in under 1 minute

The more I watch the fight and break it down, McGregor is fully outclassed by Diaz other than athletic speed. Forget BJJ, reach, size, etc. If he can't even maintain a calm head after eating a Diaz brother 1-2, then he's fucked.

She's also the champion at 145? Catch weight at 140 makes perfect sense but Ronda constantly ducked the fight. Ronda has also fought at 145 and gaining weight would literally be the easiest part of training for her.

Yes Cyborg pissed hot, but Ronda has been ducking Cyborg so just get over it you goof.

How do I save /heem/?

>That ref

All I see is a stupid faggot making stupid excuses for a stupid cunt

Reposting, didn't see the new thread.

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Who spends their time this way?

Post relevant and exciting heems and heem memes

Here's a good angle of Our Savior Bisping winning the
>Easiest fight of mah life

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added vsync to try to keep fps up, didnt work gonna try -vsync 1 -standard pal

>Ronda has also fought at 145

When it was the only weight class worth fighting in. She walked around at 152.

Yeah he signed a 1-year renewal, but he will be gone eventually it seems. He likes too much other shit to travel and do 6+ hours of commentary along with the other work that comes with it. Hopefully he does more Fight Companions though and that continues

>She's also the champion at 145?

There is no 145 division in the UFC. There shouldn't be a 145 division anywhere, to be quite honest with you famalam.

If De Randamie can make 135, Cyborg can make 135. The only person standing in her way is herself.

New to /heem/ here guys. This is where you talk about UFC and shit, right? If so, what is the secret arm technique of "Dana White"?

pls defecate all over my face and mouth B, coat my fat nigger lips with your moist putrid soft serve ugh, massage my backside with krill oil feelings of warm and goosh explosion, I ask u for a favor u must sit and consume the aromas..

the scent of my anal release is vile and vomit inducing, sit and smell the pungent scent of my acehole idiot nigger animal. pls feed me you stink onion cum until I threw up all over my oak wood floor. pls joe shit all over my chest I love force feeding u kale shakes and MCT oil to make thorough and forced defecation..

SMEAR THE FAGGOT SHIT ALL OVER MY CHEST!

SMEAR THE FAGGOT SHIT ALL OVER MY CHEST!!

SMEAR THE FAGGOT SHIT ALL OVER MY CHEST!!!

life is suffering, on the yonder breaks..dodging combos for a lack of inner strength is essential to breeding out the white race. I am eternal at the end of the rainbow lies a pot constructed by dwarven para military groups. Lush gold smelted and poured all over my kek and bowls..

She can barely make 140, quit being a Ronda nuthugger

I need to get on the keto diet lol

Who is the most athletic fighter currently in the UFC?

>She can barely make 140

Holly can make 135. De Randamie can make 135. If Cyborg can't make 135 that's not my problem.

Demetrious Johnson

fucked up the shape desu

>being this mentally ill

seek help

Cyborg is bigger than both.

Its not my problem Ronda ducked her with some stupid premise of champ vs champ either

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Schaub bless your poor soul

youtube.com/watch?v=AzLcDo4Wpbs

Cyborg has more muscle than both. Her bone structure is the same or smaller, and she's shorter than both.

Woodley or Aldo.

>gradually bulking arm intensifies

Waiting to see this next iterations tbhfam.

Awesome story

Sage

where did you find that pic??

She's a big girl. This is like Silva calling out GSP.

can you stop spamming the olympic threads with this?

And its like GSP hyping himself up as this God-King and up for a fight then running away

>The UFC bantamweight champion spoke to the Brazilian media on Tuesday in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and attacked the Invicta FC’s featherweight champion. According to Rousey, Cyborg, who is expected to make her 135-pound debut later this year, asked to be released from her UFC contract to avoid random drug testing.

>"I would fight her, but 24 hours after the announcement of out-of-competition drug testing, she asked to be released from the UFC," Rousey said. "I’m under contract with the UFC, I can’t leave. She can come back whenever she wants, I’m here."

Hmmmmmmm.

Its like Silva calling out GSP to fight in the average of their current weight classes after GSP was already planning on fighting Silva at 185.

damn cyborg has some nice feet too bad the rest of her looks like it does

>ugh yeah id totally fight cyborg just give me a few years to do this first

You're a pathetic nuthugger

Who is the fighter with the most loses in the UFC?

>according to Rousey

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the UFC not offering a 145 weight class.

Sorry bud I had to go quote a job.

Yeah, I am. You bet on Goober too?

I forget, was this before or after Silva popped?

Nobody would care about Gadelha popping two years after the fact if she was able to make weight.

Why doesn't Cyborg call out Gabi Garcia? They could bond over juicing stories.

Americans

Tito Ortiz

>If De Randamie can make 135, Cyborg can make 135. The only person standing in her way is herself.

so you haven't seen the pics from her weight cut lol

>"The reason why people dope is because they lack self-confidence. The reason why she was using steroids is because that girl does not believe that the best that she has is good enough, and that will always be there in her mind. And you know what, she’s right. The best that she has isn’t good enough, even on drugs."

Your baby boy is a loser, I'm afraid.

WHEN OVEREEMS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

Daily reminder.

Conor is going to win.

I've seen the pics. She walks around at 175. She's a 5'8 woman. She's under 20%bf.

She could easily diet down 15 pounds, cut weight to 150, and cut water to 135. But she won't, because she's a coward.

Daily reminder, Conor is going to lose.

dude she looks like Goob cutting to FW when she cut down to 140.

She'd have to lose a lot of muscle mass to make 135. Five pounds of muscle is a lot and when she weighs in she has a fuckin eight pack and women do not ever look that vascular. You can tell she cuts way more than other women.

>easily

Easily the most retarded thing I've read today. Congrats

She has to cut way more because she has a lot more muscle than most other women because she abused steroids for years.

If she a) stopped cycling and b) stopped lifting weights in order to stay at maintenance then she would easily lose enough muscle to make 135 without looking like Gooby.

lol say goodbye to that dough

>eat at deficit
>do cardio

bam, done, all your questions answered.

>She could easily diet down 15 pounds, cut weight to 150, and cut water to 135.

Seems like a lot compared to:

>She could easily gain 5 pounds and fight at catch weight.

>But she won't, because she's a coward.

So Ronda is a coward for not fighting her at 145 then, right?

Then what does it mean when Ronda won't even take the fight at 140?

this guy is an idiot

"she can easily lose 15lbs of muscle" - an idiot that also happened to bet on Nate lmao what a surprise

That's not easy at all you fucking idiot

Maybe Ronda should just do the essy thing and juice and lift until she's 175 xpppppp lolmao xD

youtu.be/QqUIdJhjZZk

If you're as dumb as you are, I suppose

>That's not easy at all you fucking idiot

It's incredibly easy. She doesn't have to do a single thing, the muscle will reduce all on its own.

>Seems like a lot compared to:

It'd be much easier on Cyborg than cutting to 140 from 175, but whatever.

>Then what does it mean when Ronda won't even take the fight at 140?

Cyborg refused a 140 catchweight in the past. She had her chance. Make 135 or go away.

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Why is so hot outside?

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17276213/conor-mcgregor-spending-some-300000-preparations-nate-diaz-ufc-202-showdown

ufc in olympics when

ON THIS DAY IN WBW HISTORY

approx 2000 years ago

this. it's fucking unbearable

its 18 degrees here

1280x720 is overkill for a webm on here m8

twitter.com/jonfitchdotnet/status/763791507815997440
>Only one real one. @MMAFA RT @heynottheface: So how many fighter associations/unions are we up to?

mmafighting.com/2016/8/11/12441176/mcgregor-injured-knee-out-of-mainevent-202

mmafighting.com/2016/8/11/12441176/mcgregor-injured-knee-out-of-mainevent-202

mmafighting.com/2016/8/11/12441176/mcgregor-injured-knee-out-of-mainevent-202

LMAO

DA REAL MAC NEWS:
espn.com.au/mma/story/_/id/17276213/conor-mcgregor-spending-some-300000-preparations-nate-diaz-ufc-202-showdown

>In addition to mental and physical demands, McGregor (19-3) estimates he's spent $300,000 during preparations for the fight.

That's a lot of vodka.

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hahah got me u magnificent bastard XD

What did he mean by this?