Was scrolling Sup Forums while ago.. gf sitting in bed playing on her phone... I come across yet another ISIS vid, where the guy gets headshot in close-up (the one where he kind of looks like Sid from Ice Age, and then just falls together like a deflated balloon)... I start laughing, which my gf hears... I explain to her in laughter why it is funny... She starts crying ("I can't believe they actually did that!!")
>gf is a pussy
I apologise for laughing... Spends rest of the night calming her down, stroking her hair... bitch wont stop crying...
Now she is going to tell ppl in my family that i was laughing about this...
what to do now????
>thnx alot Sup Forums
Juan Flores
the fuck? how beta can you get?
Christian Morris
Damn you're a real faggot op. Does she fuck you at night with a strap on?
Aiden Gray
Own it you sick fuck, we are all fucked up in one way or another.. >fyi funniest video of the year so far.
Dylan Baker
just kill her, accept that you are a psychopath and do the only logical thing
Kevin Lee
I dont know. ppl on Sup Forums makes it seem so easy to just kill someone... but is there an actual way to do it without getting caught?
Eli Cook
lock her in a safe space and get yourself anew cum dumpster.
Angel Adams
pretend that you thought that it was fake and that the effects used to shoot the scene are so bad that they're laughable
Luis Parker
Oh noes. THey'll finds out vboooo nbo dun find out
Nicholas Perez
Thats actually genious... sounds a lot easier than taking her life..
Elijah Fisher
Wait... you were on Sup Forums with your girlfriend and she only got upset about the guys head?
Ryan Ross
>typing ppl instead of typing people No wonder you're a fag. Own up faggot everyone in my family knows I watch that shit but they don't do shit about it. As long as you can explain that you have a dark sense of humor you'll be fine. >Inb4 Autistic and family doesn't want you to feel bad
Ethan Wright
Suh dood
Joshua Peterson
ITT: Edgy faggots.
Nathaniel Foster
>I'm a cuck and think taboo things are bad >the post >>>Reddit
Nathan Cooper
Tell that bitch to get over it you were just making lite of the situation by laughing at it.
Matthew Ortiz
kek
Ryan Nguyen
Well you're a sick fuck and she should leave you.
Michael Jones
Exhibit A.
David Martinez
hate when that happend lol
Cooper Brown
you're pretty dumb to even browse on Sup Forums in front of anyone who doesn't browse it itself.
Mason Davis
this.
Brayden Perez
This I love with my girl and I never lurk Sup Forums when she's around.
Juan Jenkins
I meant live* kek
Jeremiah Turner
Let alone rekt threads
Josiah Clark
Two things: 1. Your girlfriend is a fucking normie 2. You're beta af
Kayden Myers
Very similar thing happened to me the other day, OP. I was showing my girl how ridiculous WSHH has gotten that they're now posting amateur porn compilations. So this video comes up and it's a guy recording his girlfriend, she's naked with her ass up in the air, and he proceeds to stick a handgun in her pussy. Let me be clear, both people in the video were laughing didn't seem to be that uncomfortable. Well, as I laugh at the obviously ridiculous video, my girl proceeds to freak out and run out of the room into the bathroom. For the next few hours she acted very distant towards me. I ask her what's wrong and she says she doesn't know how I could find something like that funny and doesn't know what kind of person I am because of it. Finally I get her to admit what the problem really is. She was sexually assaulted by her father. Now of course she cries and I comfort her, but I just think it's a little unfair to get so mad at me on the basis of something I didn't even know about. Also, now I have to wait a while to break up with her (I was planning on it before this whole debacle) because if I do it now, she'll think it's because of this.
Carter Roberts
>>I'm a cuck and think taboo things are bad
Wow, look at you, thinking murder is so cool! Guys we have a real badass over here, he doesn't even get phased by execution videos! Wow!
I bet you tell your friends about how much a psychopath you are.
Fucking end your own life, no one loves you.
Jason Walker
>Le ebin murder is le cool xDxDxDxD
Kill yourself OP, don't just talk about it actually do it.
Ethan Hill
Look at all these cucks. I used to browse Sup Forums with my gf all the time and we'd laugh at people in rekt threads.
It's like anal, you just gotta ease her into it slowly, then it's smooth sailing from there
Too bad we broke up tho
Leo Murphy
Murder isnt cool, but killing the guy that looked like sid was kinda funny
Ian Richardson
Youf gf is retarded dude. Stop dating downies.
Caleb Allen
>Beta AF
Benjamin Wilson
How? also, checked
Hunter Martin
Exactly that one!! RIP sides
Hunter Phillips
Your girlfriends sound REALLY low IQ.
No sense of humor. It's obvious that horrible violence isn't funny, but the context of imaging a guy setting up professional grade film equipment and putting the footage through expensive editing software and slow mo-ing it all just for an absurd ass video, is fucking amusing.
It's funny in a dark way. Should be relateable humor to everyone, unless they somehow dont find that behavior to be absurd?
Maybe your girlfriends are the real violent sociopaths. They should be able to laugh at the ridiculousness of these videos.
Cameron Fisher
the mental gymnastics in this post are worthy of going to the Olympics.
Sebastian Perez
Why are you using terms you don't understand the meaning of? Literally no stretch needed to be made. It's universally funny. Anyone who finds absurd behavior humerous, finds this funny. Unless ofcourse you're evil and find this to be totally rational behavior. Or ofcourse if you're low IQ and can't comprehend the context that this video must have been made in.
Gabriel Bell
Man, if you're gonna laugh at gore and shit around other people, you really need to work on your poker face and how not to bust out laughing like a psycho. It's much easier if you just don't have to try explain this shit.
Jose Lee
If you're breaking up with her, why the hell do you care what she thinks you're breaking up with her for? Are you planning to still be friends, even though that usually doesn't work out very well? Just bail on her.
Also if you're surprised at your girlfriend getting pissed off at you about something you didn't even know about that was entirely in her own past or in her own mind, then you clearly haven't spent a lot of time around women. Even the best women out there will occasionally have an episode of blaming you for nightmares they had or some shit like that.
Josiah White
use this cropped one as a reaction image whenever suitable. The wound is cropped out making it safe for work but only we enlightened few will know the truth.
Luis Wood
>fyi funniest video of the year so far. I cringed
Aaron Sullivan
...
Leo Evans
or this one, I have both either way
Jackson Bennett
I don't want to be with her, but I don't want to hurt her either. We're in a long distance relationship so it's not a big deal.
Carson Anderson
Just tell them life is not a porn movie where "everything is fine", and you'de better be aware of what chimpmunks are able to do to others before you die ignorant. Life is real, people are crual and stupid, that's what life is, it's not only love and care you stupid fucks.
That's what you should tell them
Cameron Smith
Explain that it's funny because it's faked from an old movie that was abandoned and you know it is. You just didn't tell her it was fake because you thought she'd be embarrassed, crying about a faked image.
Ryder Martinez
Breakups hurt. That's just what happens. Don't string her along and waste her and your time when you don't want to be with her. If anything, dumping her right after she finds you laughing at gore is probably better, since she's probably disgusted by you now and won't see it as much of a loss.
Cooper Rivera
TRIPS. UNCHECKED.
This is heresy, Sup Forums
Grayson Ross
seen it a good 20 times and it makes me chuckle
Luis Hill
>2016 >Not liking getting fucked at night with a strapon
Jack Cook
WOAH HOW DOES SHE DO THAT
Isaac Allen
This gif makes me happy
Ian Miller
Can I suck ur dick? Maybe some of that edge will rub off on me
Carson Parker
YOU CAN DO IT OR NINE OR TEEEEN
Caleb Cox
>I can't believe they actually did that
Ayden Myers
yes it is, it just takes a lot of planning and patience:
>marry and move in with her >good times >After 1 - 2 years: start mixing heroin in her drinks from time to time >After she is addicted: Quit your job and talk her into becoming a prostitute >Spend the money on alcohol, she needs to drink most of it >Around year 5, you throw her out
And then it will be super smooth. At that point she will have alienated herself from family and friends. Nobody will miss a homeless junkie prostitute