I'm tired of Europeans laughing at us for having wood homes and no castles. Who wants to help me quarry stone and build a gothic cathedral and castle in the rockies? I am 100% serious but I have no monies so you would have to work for free.
I'm tired of Europeans laughing at us for having wood homes and no castles...
Anthony Lewis
Leo Harris
When I was at elementary school, these two rich kids who live in our local castle invited me to play with them. Man, that castle was huge. So much fun. Must suck to be American
Parker Scott
Don't worry ameribro, you can visit our castle anytime you want.
Elijah Baker
tfw I don't know that feel
Anthony Martin
i-i bet you get bored of having castles haha
Blake Young
I want to call you a liar, but my neighbor was born in a European castle and he had pictures for proof. I want my kids being born in an American castle. I want to leave my mark on the earth. I'm going to do it too even if I have to do it by myself BY MYSELF
Adrian Stewart
post your castles
Caleb Harris
You might want to learn from someone else's mistakes, first.
en.wikipedia.org
Thomas Stewart
Beat post today so far.
Camden Mitchell
Wooden houses are the best, don't listen to them. They are elegant and smell nice.
Andrew Butler
>Amerishits can't spell properly
>No socialized healthcare
>No royal family
>No castles
It must suck living in the third world.
Connor Gonzalez
well you have this castle
Benjamin Harris
I don't really care about the lack of castles. What I want is legit old towns with cobblestone streets
>Tfw even if we copied the architecture exactly, you still wouldn't have the feeling of knowing that the buildings you see are several hundred years old
Ethan Richardson
'mericans are born in and live in skyscrapers, euros can keep their shitty five story stone hovels
Hudson Price
I know a place where you can find people willing to work without receiving monetary compensation
Jackson Bell
I loved to see some of the really old stone houses I used to see when I lived near Philadelphia. I always imagined they were haunted by rapey ghosts
Justin Lee
Where'd ya live near Philly user? I'm in Exton.
There's definitely some beautiful, old houses in PA, but not enough to satisfy me.
Eastern State Penitentiary is pretty cool tho.
Carter Peterson
Glenside
Brayden White
St augustine
Daniel Hall
Also Arcadia university was in my town which has a castle in it but was built in 1893 so it doesn't really count. I still think it's cool though
Parker Bennett
I live in a place that apparently had really impressive architecture at one point. Then the civil war happened it all got burned to the fucking ground and none of it is left
Jackson Wright
Skyscrapers are our castles t'bh
There's St Augustine in Florida, dating to 1565, and most of old Philadelphia is still up.
Kevin Bailey
John Wilson
Imagine being a German. Pre WW2 german cities were basically a fairytale and it just got wiped out in the space of a few years.
Isaac Phillips
DELETE
Connor Cruz
spanish never built castles in the new world
becasue their royalty didnt live here
they just built fortress
John Moore
An American castle is just a mall
Tyler Powell
In my house wall 15 cm thick pine timber. Within another 2 cm plaster. It is considered a sign of luxury for Americans?
Lincoln Davis
not castles
Kayden Taylor
Let them dream, mate
David Cruz
Wooden house |= American plywood shack
Jeremiah Smith
IT'S NOT THE SAME!
Blake Ramirez
House size is a sign of luxury to. Mine is like 500 sq meters and I think it is pretty average sized.
Thomas Hernandez
kek
Jace Powell
>El Peru glorioso
Bentley Butler
He clearly said not a castle you dumb fuck
Gabriel Jones
I'm planning on going to Germany next summer to visit some old friends from High School who were transfer students in the US. Which castles are the best? By best I'm looking for ones with the richest histories.
Gavin Rodriguez
Fucking retard.
Aaron Russell
did anybody say castles?
Landon Martinez
Christopher Rivera
meme castle
Caleb Diaz
quintessential postcard picture castle
Ryan Morris
I would take a warm log cabin over a cold stone castle any day. Castles represent tyranny, misery, slavery and inequality. Castles are therefore not needed when such things don't exist. America should be proud for not having many of those disgusting constructions.
Joshua Martinez
>Le castles are for royalty meme
t. country without castles
Isaiah James
cool pic, but people in america would complain about having to walk
Gabriel Hill
t. County without castles
Did the Swedes not build any castles in Funland?
Anthony Rodriguez
all of them
Luis Reyes
...
Jaxson Sanders
...
Jayden Gonzalez
...
Bentley Taylor
...
Nathan Peterson
>Not having comfy castles
Why even live?
Asher Thomas
...
Lincoln Gonzalez
>helping dad at work in the construction sector
>get to visit all these modern castles the Russian mafia is building in Spain
Jealous I will never have enough money for one. They are so comfy and located in places that should be illegal.
Matthew Martin
...
Owen Harris
This wont even keep out a swat team with tear gas. These people idiots.
Jacob Fisher
...
Christian Butler
...
Joseph Moore
...
Carson Wright
...
Jaxson Flores
...
Joshua Hall
>tfw grand canyon is filled with savages and animal skin umbrellas instead of castles
why even live
Elijah Long
...
Jordan Gray
> america having no castles
Pls
Jack Reed
Does Zordon live there?
Hudson Ramirez
youtu.be
entirely possible desu
Brody Reed
>tfw some rich dude wanted to build a car free town in Florida, with a compact plan like a medieval city but it was illegal because of retarded zoning, plot size, and spacing laws and so it never happened
I want to raze this burgershartmall country to the ground. Fucking fat asses force their car infrastructure on everybody because they don't want to walk.
Luis Barnes
...
Camden Ross
>hurricane happens
>everything falls on itself
>boats to rescue during floods get congested
>what ever exits they have will be congested
>the transport systems will be full
>ton of money spent on helicoptering people away
Josiah Robinson
American castle
Anthony Peterson
>building gothic cathedral and castle in the XXI century
Wow, you really want to seem retarded don't you
Christian Allen
Compact stone neighborhoods are able to withstand bad weather better actually.
There's been studies showing the old towns in the middle east keep out sand storms way better for example.
Alexander Brown
Oops forgot pic
Bentley Hill
Just don't fall for Ludwig II. In fact, just stay outta Bavaria if you wanna learn about actual Germany. If you're just in for the memes (Maßkrüge, Bretzeln, Lederhosen), go to Bavaria / Neuschwanstein and shit. Enjoy your Asians there.
Robert King
>no castles
>what is St. Augustine
Kevin Peterson
*puke*
colonies were a mistake
Brody Mitchell
Our "castles" aren't really what people think of as castles though. They're old colonial forts. When people think castles they think old medieval or renaissance shit.
Joshua Williams
Nah I'm not in it for the memes. My Dad was a history major with a focus on European history so I spent a lot of time listening to him talk or watching documentaries on old Europe. Going there because of an actual interest.
Jayden Nelson
is this how he built his castle?
John Baker
Can I build a castle nowadays if I have enough money?
There's a lot of free land here, if this could be done then maybe that can too
John Diaz
There are several traveling agencies that offer special castle trips througout Germany often including guided tours at each stop. You may wanna check those out.
Gabriel Hernandez
Alright thanks for the tip. I'll look into it.