X-Men - Discussion

>"I am total loser."
>"I live in my moms basement."

Literally Sup Forums the character.

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hes got some sweet digs though, also he's clearly taking care of dear old mom given that she ain't go no man

>An Ancient Evil Awakens

He's a fun character with a poorly fitting theme.

>wake up
>waifu dead

;__;

Is he meant to be young? Cos he looked old as fuck

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

DOFP - yes
Apoc - no

That fucking scene was when I left the movie

What happened in the end? spoiler it but i'm curious

Wait let me guess:

They go fight imhotep and they are losing but then magnetman turns the tides of the battle to save his friends

>It just writes itself

That was the best scene in the movie. You're a giant faggot.

no, Sansa Stark goes full Phoenix and teams up with Xavier to mind rape Apocalypse.

Apoc says "all is revealed" foreshadowing the Dark Phoenix saga.

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State your age

Correct

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b a s e d

that was pretty neato. Even so "normies" probably don't understand what the fuck went on with the giant phoenix suddenly appearing on the screen.

old enough to be plowing your mother's gaping asshole.

Yeah that scene was pretty intense and satisfying.

This flick was utter trash, the only saviour was tutenkamun was pretty based

He's 24 years old. Literally the age of us neets.

Oh Charles Dawkins help me...

>i left the movie

You know you didn't leave any movie faggot. Why would you waste movie to watch 1/3rd of a movie.

BAIT IS UNREAL ENGINE 4

>why would you turn off the TV? I mean you already paid for it just leave it on

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Should Hugh Jackman have a hardcore sex scene with Sophie Turner in the next x men? Just to stay accurate to the comics of course

femke was a way better phoenix

isn't he a bit old to act like a teenager?
I mean, just look at his face, he's easily during his 30-something

>all that cheering
it looks like im hearing a concert

He's 28 or so, I think, and this was set in the 80s, 10 years after DoFP, I think he looks just as he should look

what I mean is... he's trying too hard to act and dress like a teen when he's already 28

>wasting time on what you can already tell is a garbage movie
And that's how I know you're a pleb

How is it garbage. People go to a movie to enjoy it with no expectations. Try doing that next time instead of looking for something to hate. Geeze everything isn't about you. Nobody cares if you go, stay, or leave.

Don't watch a movie with hate in the mind beforehand.

Well he's a fucking manchild living with his mom.

>wasting time on what you can already tell is a garbage movie
>instead of doing something else with my time, I went to the movie teather expecting that the film wouldn't reach my impossible expectations
that's how stupid you sound

>act
>trying

he's an actual manchild. I still love him though.

FOX should really consider dealing with Marvel because really this is so uncanny with what happened with their fate.
I found it to be a decent movie actually, better than DoFP and First Class.
And it really had an MCU flavor of it's own. Especially at the end.

But if this is it, they could really be making more with getting less back like this

Leave this board fucking retard normies.

Phoenix is stronger than Apocalypse.

>ad-hominem

>woah I hate things which people find fun because I'm just such a nihilistic snowflake and got it all figured out

Get over yourself fagface

For sure.

Is Cyclops gonna get assraped again?

I don't understand. Why do most families move their sons to the basement when they get older?

Does twinkcrawler do anything relevant or does he just have one scene to demo his powers and he does nothing else the rest of the movie

fuck off and watch your snorefest foreign films, fagget

he's ok, Beast and Lightsaber girl was literally useless

Wait, so is this movie retconning the original Xmen trilogy or is it bridging it? Because at the end of DOFP they had the actors from the OT, and I think that Magneto sequence was from that too, but clearly they retconned Jean Grey's origin from X3 and Angel, too? I'm confused at the timelines.

Keep rotting your brain with the same movie over and over again, not gonna stop because you're a stubborn retard not my problem

kys

he does a few tricks through the movie
fights only twice (once with angel and at the last fight)

he's much better than beast and psylocke (you see 90% of her action scenes in the trailers)

back to r/truefilm with you faggot.

because the son wants more space + it gets the son out of the way, he can be hidden in case guests come around

I didn't think they could take such a great scene from the previous movie and make it better.

I was wrong.

ditto

is rush a good band?

So the husband moves to the sons room, cucksheds ain't cheap

wtf is wrong with russians?

also why didnt he save havok?

I usually don't like these characters but I gotta admit it was pretty ironically ep*c when he first appeared near the school with a twinkie in hand

He's like the only fun character around in X-Men

Face it, next to James McAvoy, this sanic manchild made the movies good.

he was already dead

and Magneto

More like Gayneto

>James McAvoy
I don't know why but his smile is unerving
looks like a pedo to me or somehting

mah nigga u just got roasted

we never saw his body

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Who am I to disagree

>he's young or underage
>HAHAHAHA YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING KID WITHOUT TASTE XDDD

>he's old
>HAHAHA WOW, WHAT A FUCKING MANCHILD XDDD

there's no winning with you since you don't even know how to argue properly
now fuck off, bitch boy

>you don't even know how to argue properly
>now fuck off, bitch boy

That was a pretty witty comeback. You must be the most popular kid in primary school.

he's right

The makeup is so fucking bad in this movie.

Everyone looks like they slept in a skip.

I don't see it

saw it but was let down, i find Xmen is for edgy teens who feel disillusioned and listen to pop punk

Yes.

>Literally Sup Forums the character
Except Sup Forums never fucked Jennifer Lawrence

No this is literally Sup Forums the characters

He's only 29. He's late-20s tops in Apocalypse.

That was beast, Nicolas Hoult. Evan peters fucked emma roberts

Yeah, they're pretty good.

>He's 24 years old
So he was 14 in Days of Future Pants?

When you're NEET you stop keeping up with fashion, it's why most NEETs on Sup Forums still dress like teenagers.

that lasted way too long, the joke got old after the first minute.

They were old as shit in DOFP. It was set in 2023. Magneto would be pushing late 80's at least.

emma roberts isn't in x men

Sup Forums has literally never fucked anything or anybody

>implying Quicksilver and Mystique didn't fuck

She is a slut

Have you seen Wanted? He looks like a psycho that whole movie

I loved the Quicksilver scene, although I hope if they do one next movie it's different enough to be entertaining. The jokes good, but you've told it twice.

Why would they ruin the flick even worse with a shit song and rehash?

I liked everything about the new X-Men movie EXCEPT the Apocalypse part of the storyline.

That's sort of a problem.

Should've went Sinister or something first instead of after.

>He could be in and out before she even realized it

>Magneto kills millions of people
>No one cares

nice meme

His dick would cause traumatic damage

it was just a prank bro

Singer may be a twink-hungry Jew, but I will never not respect him for making this scene using mostly practical effects

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It's not a joke, it's a cool scene.

nah