Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts anything

Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts anything

are you gay?

is that background real? it looks pretty fake

if not that's pretty beautiful

I just put it together with photoshop. No actually it's real, it's on the way to Stelvio Pass in Italy. If you Google for it you'll only see pictures of the many hairpin turns but on some of them you may see the mountains behind me.

Yes

That's the same photo someone used for some gay sex ask thread.
This OP is a faggot.

Am I correct in guessing you're a bottom?

How long you been sucking off doods

You're correct

Since the age of 21

Cool

Why?

what do you do for a living?
what are your dreams?

Java programming

I don't have anything to ask you but I recommend you squat so you can have great legs

Sounds pretty exciting. I want to be tech savvy but I suck ass at anything like that. Any tips?

I'm actually totally ok with my legs

Why are you so fucking gay?

What's it like to be a real man? Also link to those fly ass sunglasses?

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How many cocks have you sucked?

would you ever date a furry?

I think under 10 but the number of occasions is way more than that

that fucking face

I would if that doesn't automatically mean that the guy is a bear

Absolutely. I love the thrill of being in a smalll animal (but not actually). I've hooked up with various furries at many get togethers.
I even had my dog eat my ass quite frequently.

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Are those things there due to much kneeling?

woah cool your like... my dream mate

Only if you like doing ecstasy then choking yourself in the shower with a shampoo bottle up your ass.

yes

No screenshot. No fan service. Go fuck yourself.

I do kneel a lot but I don't need those. Maybe not enough?