User

user,
what is your biggest regret ?

not killing myself

trying to get my sister to suck my penis :(

Killing myself

Being unlucky enough to be alive.

Literally like a 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance to be born and I somehow beat the odds.

Once entered battle of the bands. Didnt win but one of the judges said he wanted to record our album. We assumed he just wanted to fuck our lead singer. Didnt follow up. Turned out he was the guitarist from the band alchemist...fml

trying to ignore/work out the problems with my stepmother instead of voting to kick her ass to the curb

Being born

gave a dude off craigslist a blowjob

My biggest regret is being born and not having the guts to kill myself. Sometimes at night I pray for god to kill me in my sleep.

Why do you regret it? Was it enjoyable in the moment?

only slightly in the beginning, then he came in my mouth and it tasted horrible and I wasnt even hard or came or anything

Not being alpha enough in past relationships with literal 7,8/10s. Fuck man, if I had my mentality now back then, shit would have been good. FML.

kek, story plox

replying in this thread

My biggest regret can't be shared on Sup Forums or anywhere else

Looking over when my friend said "hey i'm on this website called Sup Forums, you wanna see a baby get shat on?"

biggest regret? not getting into gay scat sooner

Not starting saving when I was a teen.
Letting myself get some of my self worth from girlfriends.
Not joining the Air Force right outa high school(a few yrs goes by quick, benies last a lifetime).
Letting fear stop me from doing shit. Who really gives a fuck if you fail. At least you tried.

Learn from these.

Care to explain?

not fucking ashley mercer in the 9th grade

Not having sex with my crush on New Years. We were both drunk and sleeping alone in the same bed but she was blacked out and I was too fucking beta to do anything because ("maybeimighthaveachancelater") but then my cousin hooked up with her.. again

One time i was so fucked up on h someone stole a pound of bud out of my hands. Also one time i was homeless and a tranny blew me. Horrible memory.

Back in the early 90's my girlfriend was in the porn industry...wish I would have fuxked her on film

Not going further or at least fucking my cousin. We had an obvious thing for each other. Pretty sure most of my family noticed it. Still fucking obvious we yearn for each other. God i miss her

being born

your mom

Believing her when she told me she loved me.

wasting opportunities cuz I was young and didn't think I could fuck someone I didn't like. oh boy, was I wrong.

Majoring in criminology

Only that I never had a single regret.

name?
links?

Where are you from?

my exact same feeling with my ex. Should've been way more alpha back then. FFS.

Good thing is I still see her sometimes and we fuck, bad thing is she is not open for having a new relationship. I would bang her on a daily basis and my cock would be super happy, I guess she sees that and she is less attracted to me, because sometimes I cringe. I guess I love her. She tells me weird stuff like I'm the only man she has ever loved and she can't begin any realtionship with a new guy because she doesn't feel the same as when she was with me.

Any suggestion, fags? This bitch is totally crazy and driving me nuts.

Working for a factory that gave me a lung condition, then studying Art management at university.

On the upside I have screwed some very hot women and have a larger than average penis.

North Carolina. Studied at University of South Carolina

>being a lazy bum throughout pretty much all of my education
>going to a shit university

take your dubs and leave faggot

Don't expect anything of the sort to happen. We are born alone and we die alone. God's not dead, we was never alive.

Fucking up my first uni year

Letting a bunch of guys fuck me

I don't have too many. Everything kind of happens. No point in getting hung up on any one thing.

the past year or two and having done nothing all that time

"getting sick" in the first place

I wish I was 12 again so I could redo my whole adult life

This. You learn and you move on. No point in getting stuck in the past, you'll only hold yourself back.

Trusting my girlfriend to go through with putting my daughter up for adoption

Not playing soccer in middle school
Could have made friends, had a life, and been decent at sports, as well as have a knowledge of them

I regret that I didn't go to the same school as my ex and keep dating her. Maybe she wouldn't have committed suicide and she'd still be alive today. I regret all the bad things I said during our breakup too. I hope none of those words were ringing in her head when she did it.

LOOLOLLOLOOL

You have to bail out, Sup Forumsro, you're getting laid for now but when she finds a bigger cock it'll tear you apart, trust me. Just find another girl who will share the same feeling with you

I don't have any xD

my only regret is that I was born

but we split up years ago, and she can't find better cock than mine (she is very attractive so i'm sure she has tons of cocks to choose, and most probably she has tasted them all).

not giving my neighbor enough credit to pick up a used walkman

Trusting women

You are from South view?

Forcing myself into that egg

Wat the fuck do you care about this shit dude. Go out and find another chick to bang they are a dime a dozen

i passed on a chance for a 4-some with two women and peter weller

Have you ever considered the possibility that you were the egg and you were raped by a patriachical male sperm?

Washing out of the military. Twice.

Now how do you do that?

not getting sex from a girl at age 13

>girls exchanging notes at classroom
>i manage to grab one
>its the password from a social site like facebook
>change password
>girl keeps asking her account back
>asks what she has to do for me to give it back
>could have said sex
>say to tell others i beaten someone from another school to get "famous"

Being born. In hindsight, it was a pretty bad decision.

how

Personality/adjustment disorder + having a civilian history of psych visits and clinical depression. Washed out of Air Force Basic first, then Army AIT a year and a half later.

Actually I think you done good, fucking that passed out girl could easily have turned out to be your biggest regret. You know, rape charges, being kicked out of your social circle, put on some kind of sex offender list, all kinds of terrible shit.

You done good lad.

>implying she wouldn't have screamed "rape" if you HAD suggested sex.

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I don't have many regrets; they're pretty pointless. Only possible regrets that come to mind are 1) choosing psychology as a major, and 2) not closing the deal with my (now ex-) girlfriend of 5 years. Now I'm stuck in grad school instead of making money, and my gf moved 7hrs away and broke up with me for a job. That said, maybe grad school will be fine, and I still talk to ex. Optimistic that things will end up well.

Lol

Don't beat yourself up over it, I think the most you could have reasonably gotten was a make out session. If you didn't fuck that up too badly then MAYBE it could have led to sex. But I don't think blackmailing her into sex at that age would have been in your best interests.

Majoring in Political Science instead of Computer Science.

-getting into a relationship
-not fucking my ex more
-not fucking another girl i wanted to be with more. one of those things you miss it when it's gone.

- didn't pull the trigger to make a few fwb's official when i had the chance.

not getting dubs ever

Being

HOLY SHIT

All of my decisions that lead to me sitting at home right now instead of somewhere else.

Now I can rest in peace

...

Sticking the envelope in her locker.

being born

been complete shut-in for 2 years too
what you plannin to do from now? besides planning suicide

Same here

Falling in love with a suicidal girl and once I help her with some of her problems and lift her self worth she leaves me for Chad
>in b4 newfag go do your homework
>19

Not wrapping before I started tapping.

Nigga If a girl does not show interest in you, you don't. You must be like I don't fall in love no I'm no imbred retard yea

getting a facebook meme page to over 30k likes, twice.

Lol but that's a picture from the Marine Corps you faggot.

pwnd

What was in the envelope user?

Nah man, me and her were tight. At first she used to cut and shit talk about an heroing. I would stay up with her and talk about it with her holding her and shit. Sometimes we'd fuck and sometimes she'd need an ear. Helped her with her problems somewhat

Anthrax

A heartfelt but extremely sappy love letter.

Shieeeett

When I was in high school, a pretty cute girl asked me if I wanted to go see Transformers with her. Said no because I already saw it.
Still look back to that day and laugh at how much of a retard I was.

Mind to paraphrase ?

The 2000 meme still hit hard

hey names keely not giving full name because I'm not an autist

Turning down a 16 year old piece of ass that wanted to me pound her ass then throatfuck her until I unloaded down her throat.

Too long.