This fucker is on my porch.
What the fuck do I do Sup Forums?
This fucker is on my porch
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If you have a gun, shoot it. If not I wouldn't try to fight it...
Fight it with a spear
you have to establish the alpha male
shit on its chest
It's just a big cat, man up user
start cuddling right now
Give it one of your spare sirloin steaks
Give it some milk
Is it selling anything?
go to sleep
WHY IS IT FUCKING SNOWING?!
Suck its dick
It's like you hate fun.
Take a timestamped pic or fuck off
Dubs say to crack open some tuna and tease it with the smell
Through the screen or with the door cracked
Befriend it and use it as a guard cat/conversation starter
kek
shoot and skin it, make sure to shout "Its coming right for us" as you do
Go say hi to it
i asked myself the same question
Just don't bother it and it will go away and don't kill it. Big cats are endangered basically everywhere.
timestamp, you soggy baguette..
I don't believe you.
Paint timestamp on cougar or gtfo.
Lick it's anus. It will show your dominance
Let him in
Put sharpie in pooper.
Go outside and attempt to rape it.
Haha that fucking episode
shoot it you fucking idiot. You have a gun, right? Tell me you're not a nogunz cuck...
poke its butthole
put shoe on head
Do a 360 and walk awayKek, there not in Nevada. They encourage hunting them here
im a no gunz cuck... and im fegit
Fuck it
Duh....
Show your dominance.
Undress, open porch door, jerk off, cum on it, then piss on it before slapping it with your dick.
Filename
Looks cute, see if it has a tag or qnything, if no, then adopt it.
ALL OF YOUR PORCH ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Filename
It is coming near human settlements, it has learned not to fear humans. Therefore it has become a danger and needs to die.
try to fuck it
Suck its pooper and flip its nipples
Commit sudoku.
Kek
halp guys, itz coming fo rme aozzozzle xFFD
trips and I open my screendoor
Call animal control like any other regularfag.
look like he needs a hug
Sword and pepper spray. And fuck it's dead body
>not a valid timestamp on Sup Forums
fuck this shit and fuck your shit too
sage this shit thread
OP is an ultra faggot
step onto porch..... show it your dick.... get Puma b.j.
It's OP you clueless niggerfaggot
Feed it, so it keeps coming back.
Pet it behind the ear.
Good kitty kitty......
fuck you op. i know this is a rescue kitty that chills with you all the time and you're teasing us pretending shits happening
Trips u say?
u wot m8
>coat body in olive oil
>exit house
>hug kitty
Profit ?
Said like a true niggerfaggot. Pls remove slef frem lyfe.
Kill it or let it kill you. Survival of the less faggy
Go outside and ask him if he has a minute to talk about Jesus H. Christ and his magnificent sky daddy
plot twist its ops cougar the whole time.
Fucked around and got a triple duble
check 'em
kitties like to be petted
pet the kitty
Go out and corner it! That's the only way..
sharpie in pooper
check'em
And?
This is now a cougar thread
When he bazookas a doe- legs flying everywhere
Today was a good day.
I hope you die lol
not the guy you answered, but I kinda think you are the true faggot here. Please follow your own advice.
The only right answer. OP, don't be another arrogant son of a bitch who believes animals are less valuable than humans. Let that beautiful animal go in peace when it decides to.
Wiggle your limp pecker around in front of it's face. Kitty-fishing is a time-honored tradition.
yes
That can be edited. Timestamp must be ON the cougar or you're a fucking liar.
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Put a bowl of antifreeze outside for it
>people are retarded
If this was a real pic it wouldn't be dark out because there's not a place in the world that has wild mountain lions that is pitch black right now
in sharpie
^^ Faggot! ^^
obviously a Florida panther. IF you even hurt it a little, you go to prison. So GG.
are u high?
>liberal faggot
I would enjoy it if you suffered from a stroke
Florida panther
>snow in August
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Give pats. Tummy pats are best.
Crack door open and piss on it.
pet it
>.asp
Don't click it! It's a virus!
Where the hell do you see snow? Looks like sand and water from rain to me.
Call me at 6023968010
It's Steve French!
Snow in pic means it has to be very far north to be snowing in August
The only northern places in the world are 7-8 hours behind GMT which means it's not even 8pm yet, yet not a trace of sun, and being that far north means that days are much much longer
Oh and, I've seen these pics before
>01/28/13
Move off of Vancouver Island. The ferries are too goddamned expensive and Chinese organised crime wants to by your house and keep it empty for money laundering purposes
Have a long conversation about philosophy and international relations with it.