This fucker is on my porch

This fucker is on my porch.
What the fuck do I do Sup Forums?

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If you have a gun, shoot it. If not I wouldn't try to fight it...

Fight it with a spear

you have to establish the alpha male
shit on its chest

It's just a big cat, man up user

start cuddling right now

Give it one of your spare sirloin steaks

Give it some milk

Is it selling anything?

go to sleep

WHY IS IT FUCKING SNOWING?!

Suck its dick

It's like you hate fun.

Take a timestamped pic or fuck off

Dubs say to crack open some tuna and tease it with the smell
Through the screen or with the door cracked

Befriend it and use it as a guard cat/conversation starter

kek

shoot and skin it, make sure to shout "Its coming right for us" as you do

Go say hi to it

i asked myself the same question

Just don't bother it and it will go away and don't kill it. Big cats are endangered basically everywhere.

timestamp, you soggy baguette..

I don't believe you.

Paint timestamp on cougar or gtfo.

Lick it's anus. It will show your dominance

Let him in

Put sharpie in pooper.

Go outside and attempt to rape it.

Haha that fucking episode

shoot it you fucking idiot. You have a gun, right? Tell me you're not a nogunz cuck...

poke its butthole

put shoe on head

Do a 360 and walk awayKek, there not in Nevada. They encourage hunting them here

im a no gunz cuck... and im fegit

Fuck it

Duh....

Show your dominance.
Undress, open porch door, jerk off, cum on it, then piss on it before slapping it with your dick.

Filename

Looks cute, see if it has a tag or qnything, if no, then adopt it.

ALL OF YOUR PORCH ARE BELONG TO US!!!

Filename

It is coming near human settlements, it has learned not to fear humans. Therefore it has become a danger and needs to die.

try to fuck it

Suck its pooper and flip its nipples

Commit sudoku.

Kek

halp guys, itz coming fo rme aozzozzle xFFD
trips and I open my screendoor

Call animal control like any other regularfag.

look like he needs a hug

Sword and pepper spray. And fuck it's dead body

>not a valid timestamp on Sup Forums
fuck this shit and fuck your shit too
sage this shit thread
OP is an ultra faggot

step onto porch..... show it your dick.... get Puma b.j.

It's OP you clueless niggerfaggot

Feed it, so it keeps coming back.

Pet it behind the ear.
Good kitty kitty......

fuck you op. i know this is a rescue kitty that chills with you all the time and you're teasing us pretending shits happening

Trips u say?

u wot m8

>coat body in olive oil
>exit house
>hug kitty
Profit ?

Said like a true niggerfaggot. Pls remove slef frem lyfe.

Kill it or let it kill you. Survival of the less faggy

Go outside and ask him if he has a minute to talk about Jesus H. Christ and his magnificent sky daddy

plot twist its ops cougar the whole time.

Fucked around and got a triple duble

check 'em

kitties like to be petted
pet the kitty

Go out and corner it! That's the only way..

sharpie in pooper

check'em

And?

This is now a cougar thread

When he bazookas a doe- legs flying everywhere

Today was a good day.

I hope you die lol

not the guy you answered, but I kinda think you are the true faggot here. Please follow your own advice.

The only right answer. OP, don't be another arrogant son of a bitch who believes animals are less valuable than humans. Let that beautiful animal go in peace when it decides to.

Wiggle your limp pecker around in front of it's face. Kitty-fishing is a time-honored tradition.

yes

That can be edited. Timestamp must be ON the cougar or you're a fucking liar.

lost

Put a bowl of antifreeze outside for it

>people are retarded
If this was a real pic it wouldn't be dark out because there's not a place in the world that has wild mountain lions that is pitch black right now

in sharpie

^^ Faggot! ^^

obviously a Florida panther. IF you even hurt it a little, you go to prison. So GG.

are u high?

>liberal faggot
I would enjoy it if you suffered from a stroke

Florida panther
>snow in August

snopes.com/photos/animals/patiomountainlion.asp

tard

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Give pats. Tummy pats are best.

Crack door open and piss on it.

pet it

>.asp
Don't click it! It's a virus!

Where the hell do you see snow? Looks like sand and water from rain to me.

Call me at 6023968010

It's Steve French!

Snow in pic means it has to be very far north to be snowing in August
The only northern places in the world are 7-8 hours behind GMT which means it's not even 8pm yet, yet not a trace of sun, and being that far north means that days are much much longer

Oh and, I've seen these pics before

>01/28/13

Move off of Vancouver Island. The ferries are too goddamned expensive and Chinese organised crime wants to by your house and keep it empty for money laundering purposes

Have a long conversation about philosophy and international relations with it.