New fag here. been lurking for about a year, figure ill pop my cherry with a green text story

new fag here. been lurking for about a year, figure ill pop my cherry with a green text story

>Be me 14 year old virgin
>friend breaks up with his girl, says shes hot n easy
>Im-in.jpg
>track this bitch down on myspace (yah back in them days), we shall call her A at this point
>Find here and start chatting it up. (a mistake i would live to regret)
>within a couple hours we decide were going to date and set up a hang out for 2 days later
>2 days of chatting online n such having fun, actually starting to like this bitch
> Show up at here place feeling pretty good about this kinda alpha for once
>her friend that were going to refer to as C is at her house. im automatically assuming "3 way baby"
>C proceeds to tell us that her boyfriend Cuddles wants to hang out
>dreamscrushed.gif
>ask if i know him
>"no hes 35"
>what in the serious fuck. there is no fucking way im going to hang out with some 35 year old fucking pedo named Cuddles

>so were waiting at the gas station for Cuddles to show up
>sitting here expressing my displeasure about this situation to A
>sweet ass ride shows up as some gargantuan fat fuck covered in tats and piercings steps out
>bitch please there no fucking way in hell im getting in that car with this freek. ill keep my Vcard thank you very much
Smoke break will continue in a second

You fucked him, didn't you OP?

You got cucked by cuddles didn't you.

IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!
LET'S REJOICE WITH THE BOYS!
TO BE GAY!

Don't 404

bump, really want to hear this one

I'm interested

Say it already NIG NOG!

bumping for interest

>so were in the car on the way to cuddles house
>pretty much sure im going to get raped at this point
>sitting in the back nervous as shit, A is next to me chill as a cucumber, C is up front rubbing cuddles dick as we drive.
>we show up at cuddles pad (pretty high class apartment)
>dope place, big ass fish tank, tv, masamune mounted to the wall, the works.
>we chat for about 15 seconds before the topic of me being a virgin comes up
>Cuddles "yo come back n check out my room guys"
>walk in. cuddles slams the door and locks it from the in side (yup st8 up reverse door knob with key hole facing in, the rape room)
>Cuddles then announces no on leaves tell everyone is layed
>assuming my choices are 1:I fuck A 2:Cuddles fucks me
>option 1 it is.
>She pretty much takes the lead give me a little tuggy, gets me up and starts riding me
>she getting all kinds of off
>me on the other hand am slightly distracted by the love moans of the fat man banging a 14 year-old on the other end of the room
>2 hour fuck fuckest proceeds with me never getting a nut off
>after everyone else had there fill and i was slightly traumatized, Cuddles unlocks the door
>awkward silent ride home
>drops us off, i dart state home and re think my life. Never saw Cuddles agin

and that kids is how i lost my v card

Hahahaha fucking cuddles

I bet you think of that shit a lot lol

btw thats literally what he went by. like not a fudge name

*sad keks*

it use to stick with me. but ive had alot of fucked up shit happen since then so now its just a fun one to tell people

Tell us about the other fucked up stuff.

tell more user

damn... not as much trauma that you could've had, great story OP

Do you realize not reporting this makes you an accomplice in a statutory rape?
U goin 2 jail 4 lyf, what's your name son?

Lurk more

How big was his dick?

Thank you for lurking before posting, but lurk moar faggot

kekerino

we're all jealous of cuddles

take ur pick

>stoped a train with my ass once

>filth snatch (short and nasty)

>eiffel towered a fat bitch

>got out of felony drug charge

>cop walks in on blunt roll

>got choked into a blow job

didnt see

i kinda am 2. C was hot

Well it's those girls that are fucking 40 year old men in tattoos and piercings with nice cars and pads when they're in middle school

I'll take the first one, sounds interesting

1 sounds good

Fucking hard-rock keks

Choo choo ass motherfucker

Bottomlulz is a slut

>got chocked into a blow job

I knew you were a fag

bump come back op we love u

Op left

NO 404 YET

OP DELIVER YOU FAG

train story it is
>couple years after cuddles incident
> back to beta ass old me
>hook up with beta class girl
>me her n the home boy are chilling when she starts hinting to dicken
>tell home boy were going up to red road (abandoned road in the woods)
>we roll up there and find a concrete toob laying next to the train tracks to do the dirty deed
>we start getting down making out and such
>i go to reach my hands down her pants and she stops me and says shes on the rag
>fuck lets get them red wings
get in and start smashing on it like a sped kid with a bop-it
>get about 5 min in before i hear a train coming past
>good cuz that train will block the path so no one can roll up on us
>keep on going, getting close to blowing ma load
>suddenly i hear a scream from be hind us "I see and ass!"
>i jump up and pack my shlong away
>see Home boy i told to buzz off, his cousin, my bro ,and his come boy all rolling up the road
>the fuck? how did they get here the train is blocking it.
>look over. the train as actually stopped about 10 feet back from us with a direct view into the toob.
>conductor is hanging out the window waving and honking the horn
>i bust out laughing GF rolls up and smacks the ever loving shit out of me and storms off
>sit down smoke some weed with every one. all in all good day

also there is a ass stain to this day in that toob