Who will play the gorilla in the inevitable bio pic?

Who will play the gorilla in the inevitable bio pic?

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>reddit
>using ios

nah son

even if you combine /r/iphone and /r/apple it doesn't = /r/android

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>implying android is good

>outs himself as a redditor
L M A O

iOS and iPhone confirmed least Reddit phine

AHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHAHAHHAS FUCKING NIGGERRRSS LAMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAHGG

>had an iPhone 3G as my first smartphone
>then upgraded to an iPhone 4 two years later
>2 more years later, I get a Galaxy S3
>2 years after that, get an HTC One M8
I like the Android OS, but the Play Store is lacking exclusives and Japanese support, and iOS runs buttery smooth and looks cleaner. Still love my M8 desu

Reddit has good taste

Sucks they had to kill the gorilla.

Did people actually think the gorilla was gonna kill the boy?

Guess its a race thing not a lady thing.

Leslie "aw hell naw it's a Cadillac" jones

Too bad they killed the gorilla. Probably just thought it found its long lost baby.

Never know what a Gorilla will do next. if it were a female then they might have saved him without killing anything.

Looked like he was protecting the kid 2bh

How dare they assume that gorilla's gender.

killed a gorilla to save one

makes no sense baka

But it's a silverback...

Lil nigga finally learnt how it feels to have a father ;_;

and then it was taken away again :^)

He was

>black child breaks into your home
>take him in and agree to raise him
>the boy, never having known his real father turns to you and wraps his arms around you
>he calls you papa
>you hear a frightening beast in the distance screeching
>that muh boy he in dere mama luv u chile!
>do everything you can to protect the poor boy
>he in dere he in dere muh boi in dere
>the screams are getting louder
>all you know is you have to protect the boy from this wild beast
>hear a loud bang
>everything starts to fade to white
>papa no!
>use last ounce of strength to try to shelter the boy with your arm
>it's ok it's ok errythang finna be ok chile mumma luv you!
>all you can hear is that terrible screeching coming closer
>die knowing you failed to protect the boy

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Cis-conforming shitlord!

It was a joke, bud.

shit I forgot how terrible the make up was in S1

He was just seeing if it had any bananas on it. Shame they had to kill it.

Idris Elba

Maybe he was looking for his dad