Holy shit this just happened an hour ago. I'm still shaking Sup Forums.
>Leave home, decide to get food at a restaurant with friends >Eating a delicious meal with the bros >All of a sudden, the background noise is broken by shouting >Realize what's going on >Nigger walked in the door toting a pistol >Easily 6' 5" super intimidating >Says he's going to waste all of us if we don't give him our wallets >Pulp_Fiction.mov >Eventually reaches our table, points pistol at me >Reach for my wallet >Arm trembling violently, can't pull it out right away >Nigger looks up, panics, and bolts out the side door >Thank jesus the cops showed >One of the customers must have called them
This was the scariest night of my life Sup Forums. I've really been thinking, it all could've ended right then and there. There's so much I haven't done... I think I'm going to get some sleep and then read the first letter of each line.
Jaxson Rivera
learn esperan to what?
Lucas Martinez
please, just do what it says
Oliver Martinez
Learnesperanto
Leo Bell
Pretty intense sick history my man.
Levi Flores
CLICK BAIT yet again I HATe Click Baits!
Cooper Ross
>be at a restaurant >nigger busts in toting a gun >starts demanding money >show him my Nigger Card >leaves me alone and pays my bill with stolen money
Niggers can be ok, but only if you are in the club boi.
William Price
H8 b8 m8, r8 -8/8
Easton Long
No dinosaur? Fuck you
Jack Williams
>O >P >I >S >A >F >A >G
Benjamin Mitchell
i laughed really hard, is esperanto a meme now? like it should dont get me wrong, but wtf nice one dude.
Adrian Fisher
This happened to me, but some other nignog saved the day.
Rip hero
Colton Roberts
Even if this didn't happen, fuck niggers.
Ryder Watson
i know that feel op, cant stop trembling shit. its god fucking awful.
>be preparing my dope in my spoon >hear some dudes come into the house behind me and go up stairs >i figure its just another bro coming to score >dopes in spoon >no lighter >i prance my ass upstairs completely oblivious >see 3 dudes in my roomates room ones a nigger with a gun, ones a former resident of our house, dont know the 3rd >i realize whats happening and give my "friend" a pretty disappointed look >my first thought was to turn around and go back downstairs >but the nig with the gun comes up and pushes it in my chest and brings me in the room >me and my roomate proceed to hand over our money and drugs >one says as they leave "if i hear this door open before we leave im going to fucking kill you" >we just stand around for 5 minutes and then peak out the door very slowly >uncontrollable shakes for the next couple hours
Luke Hall
>1000x750 Gun in face Pulls bank statement out -10,000+ Give him puppy dog eyes Give me the money and runs away Lol
James Fisher
Cxu vi ne parolas esperanton?
Luke Gutierrez
>2014 + 2 >Li ne parolas Esperanton
gejajn
Michael Adams
+1, sed mi esperas ke lernos gxin
Levi Rogers
WTF is that?
Jeremiah Lewis
>he doesn't speak elvish
Anthony Myers
Get with the times, it's esperanto
Connor Nelson
BNSSL
Jaxson Ward
bone aint you guys rando sinjoroj
Ryan Sanders
no idea why i found this so funny
Carter Wilson
Best Nightingales Solely Support Leeches
Zachary Robinson
Black Niggers Sure Suck Lemons
Aaron Sullivan
So nigger hold up stories thread?
>be me on the way home from university >peak hour traffic, hot as fuck. >driver side window open a crack because AC broken in shit student car >just got off the phone with dad telling him I'm on the way home >stop at a red light, see movement in side-view mirrors >3 niggers at my doors; 2 passenger side and 1 driver side >passenger niggers trying to force door open. It's locked cunts >driver side nigger shoves a gun through window crack >"get out the car boy or u dead." >gun is literal centimeters from my face. >brain stops working properly. Arms go numb, legs frozen. >"i said unlock the fucken car or you die!" >"I'm not getting out of this car." >WTF DID I JUST SAY I MUST BE FUCKING RETARDED >mfw >driver nigger taken slightly aback >light goes green and cars start pulling away. >Passenger side niggers punch a hole in the window and grab the phone and GPS lying in console >they bolt >cars behind me hooting to move my ass >entire intersection witnessed what happened, no one did shit.
fucking Bystander Apathy Syndrome. I legit thought I was gonna die.
Samuel Morris
>read the first letter of each line. I was waiting some shit like "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight no inmunities"
also reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight no inmunities
Camden Hughes
i can understand being a bystander and not wanting to get involved and end up dead. but honking and telling you to go is fucked up
Jaxon Morris
Hohly shit...I've been thinking of learning Esperanto for the past month. This truly is a sign...
Aiden Diaz
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?
Jaxson Clark
I'll nip this one in the bud.
Landon Sanchez
Die
Sebastian Gomez
And if you had a gun, when he walked up you could have already had it out and under the table. Soon as he walked up you blast his ass through the table and it would be one less nigger in the world. But instead you choose to act like a liberal faggot.
Jack Morris
What the fuck is that dark spot above her anal opening??????
Gabriel Ross
I would have stepped on the glass as soon as they came up. If the nigger got his hand in the window he would be dragged. Fuck them.