Holy shit this just happened an hour ago. I'm still shaking Sup Forums

Holy shit this just happened an hour ago. I'm still shaking Sup Forums.

>Leave home, decide to get food at a restaurant with friends
>Eating a delicious meal with the bros
>All of a sudden, the background noise is broken by shouting
>Realize what's going on
>Nigger walked in the door toting a pistol
>Easily 6' 5" super intimidating
>Says he's going to waste all of us if we don't give him our wallets
>Pulp_Fiction.mov
>Eventually reaches our table, points pistol at me
>Reach for my wallet
>Arm trembling violently, can't pull it out right away
>Nigger looks up, panics, and bolts out the side door
>Thank jesus the cops showed
>One of the customers must have called them

This was the scariest night of my life Sup Forums. I've really been thinking, it all could've ended right then and there. There's so much I haven't done... I think I'm going to get some sleep and then read the first letter of each line.

learn esperan to what?

please, just do what it says

Learnesperanto

Pretty intense sick history my man.

CLICK BAIT yet again I HATe Click Baits!

>be at a restaurant
>nigger busts in toting a gun
>starts demanding money
>show him my Nigger Card
>leaves me alone and pays my bill with stolen money

Niggers can be ok, but only if you are in the club boi.

H8 b8 m8, r8 -8/8

No dinosaur? Fuck you

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i laughed really hard, is esperanto a meme now? like it should dont get me wrong, but wtf nice one dude.

This happened to me, but some other nignog saved the day.

Rip hero

Even if this didn't happen, fuck niggers.

i know that feel op, cant stop trembling shit. its god fucking awful.

>be preparing my dope in my spoon
>hear some dudes come into the house behind me and go up stairs
>i figure its just another bro coming to score
>dopes in spoon
>no lighter
>i prance my ass upstairs completely oblivious
>see 3 dudes in my roomates room ones a nigger with a gun, ones a former resident of our house, dont know the 3rd
>i realize whats happening and give my "friend" a pretty disappointed look
>my first thought was to turn around and go back downstairs
>but the nig with the gun comes up and pushes it in my chest and brings me in the room
>me and my roomate proceed to hand over our money and drugs
>one says as they leave "if i hear this door open before we leave im going to fucking kill you"
>we just stand around for 5 minutes and then peak out the door very slowly
>uncontrollable shakes for the next couple hours

>1000x750
Gun in face
Pulls bank statement out
-10,000+
Give him puppy dog eyes
Give me the money and runs away
Lol

Cxu vi ne parolas esperanton?

>2014 + 2
>Li ne parolas Esperanton

gejajn

+1, sed mi esperas ke lernos gxin

WTF is that?

>he doesn't speak elvish

Get with the times, it's esperanto

BNSSL

bone aint you guys rando sinjoroj

no idea why i found this so funny

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Black Niggers Sure Suck Lemons

So nigger hold up stories thread?

>be me on the way home from university
>peak hour traffic, hot as fuck.
>driver side window open a crack because AC broken in shit student car
>just got off the phone with dad telling him I'm on the way home
>stop at a red light, see movement in side-view mirrors
>3 niggers at my doors; 2 passenger side and 1 driver side
>passenger niggers trying to force door open. It's locked cunts
>driver side nigger shoves a gun through window crack
>"get out the car boy or u dead."
>gun is literal centimeters from my face.
>brain stops working properly. Arms go numb, legs frozen.
>"i said unlock the fucken car or you die!"
>"I'm not getting out of this car."
>WTF DID I JUST SAY I MUST BE FUCKING RETARDED
>mfw
>driver nigger taken slightly aback
>light goes green and cars start pulling away. >Passenger side niggers punch a hole in the window and grab the phone and GPS lying in console
>they bolt
>cars behind me hooting to move my ass
>entire intersection witnessed what happened, no one did shit.

fucking Bystander Apathy Syndrome. I legit thought I was gonna die.

>read the first letter of each line.
I was waiting some shit like "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight no inmunities"

also reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight no inmunities

i can understand being a bystander and not wanting to get involved and end up dead. but honking and telling you to go is fucked up

Hohly shit...I've been thinking of learning Esperanto for the past month. This truly is a sign...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

I'll nip this one in the bud.

Die

And if you had a gun, when he walked up you could have already had it out and under the table. Soon as he walked up you blast his ass through the table and it would be one less nigger in the world. But instead you choose to act like a liberal faggot.

What the fuck is that dark spot above her anal opening??????

I would have stepped on the glass as soon as they came up. If the nigger got his hand in the window he would be dragged. Fuck them.