Netherlands attempting to sabotage the velodrome edition
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Track Cycling Day 1 Thread #3
Jacob Morales
Carson Wood
GO NEW ZEALAND WIN PLEASE
Nolan Brooks
...
Alexander Campbell
>mfw hobbits think they can stop our gold rush
LMFAO
Blake Powell
poor nl
Aaron Cook
>inb4 some brit crashes in the damaged area
also
Easton Gray
I cursed you
Samuel Smith
They probably will
Connor Morris
I'm confused now. Is this good for Britain?
DOES BRITAIN GOLD CYCLE?
Gabriel Diaz
soon
Brandon Green
Don't chat shit, they're pretty good
Josiah Bailey
Nice jinx, la
Leo Ross
inb4 someone who pulls off in one of the events goes over the hole and dies
Gavin Lewis
>netherlands
well, he did
Asher Lewis
if briain wins bpold we do yesp
Christopher Gutierrez
nah
I'll let GB WIN so oggabogga French don't beat them in medal tally
Levi Cook
>patching up the hole with rolled up paper
brazillian "repairmen"
Jeremiah Russell
>Switzerland using chains on their bikes
Is this a meme? Isn't belt drive more direct and overall most superior?
Samuel Hall
Looks like fun desu.
Also:
>Fixing your track with tape
Only in Brazil.
Parker Campbell
Yes, well done New Zealand
HOWEVER
Andrew Campbell
Cav isn't in the team pursuit
FUCK YOU WIGGINS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luis Peterson
STOP INCLUDING ALTITUDE IN CYCLING!
Aaron Watson
why isnt wiggins racing in the 3 man
Brody Morgan
David Parker
not a sprinter, too skinny
Jack Hill
PLEASE don't bully me if something goes wrong for Denmark.
Julian Cox
I won't
Matthew Rivera
He's not a sprinter
Levi Gonzalez
Alright, Denbro.
Good luck to you.
Matthew Bailey
Denmark is too cute to bully
Noah Edwards
The nz team is easily the most aesthetic
Bentley Young
He's only back up though
Daniel Bell
Thank you
Daniel Peterson
Don't worry. Everything will be alright.
Adrian James
This is the only true metric
Jaxson Williams
Why is Denmark in pink?
Cooper Rivera
Then there's these fags wearing pink
Christian Cook
I'm rooting for you viking bros.
Jacob Myers
Good pace to start, Denmark. Lets see you keep it up!
Austin Ortiz
Because it's 2016.
Ryan Carter
I guess red was taken.
David Baker
Only a back up
That cunt Wiggins fucked him over in 08 as well
Samuel Perez
What is the point of team cycling?
Dominic Walker
Pig fryers are fast
Xavier Long
Fun fact: The velodrome is an exact replica of the one in Denmark.
also: shit
James Gray
DON'T BULLY
Camden Morales
Because red and white makes pink
Chase Kelly
pigs are pink
Matthew Johnson
to make the competition wink
Ethan Jackson
What's the minimum number of cyclists that need to cross the line in pursuit? And is the time stopped when the first or last cyclist crosses the line?
Ryder Barnes
>3 seconds ahead in 90 seconds
>5th-ranked team
>known to push too hard early
gee, I wonder if they'll choke
Eli Price
I have Danish salami in the fridge
Jaxson Reed
Will GB take the gold and get the WR?
Josiah Ward
Fuck Lasse Norman is amazing
Ian Roberts
Time stops when the 3rd rider finishes
Easton Clark
3, but first.
Cameron Rodriguez
It's the best we can do senpai
Parker Smith
Hey guys just got back home, how are we doing?
Christian Murphy
Pink is the most aero of all colours
Connor Morgan
you need 3
and the last
Nolan Price
3 and third. You watching this on mute?
Thomas Fisher
That cunt Wiggins is better at pursuits, fuck off and prepare for the omnium Cav
Ian Long
Stopped when the 3rd cyclist crosses, hence it being "okay" if one drops out (though dangerous, as we saw with the dutch)
Christopher Garcia
Why wasn't Cavendish considered for the team sprint rather than the pursuit?
Nolan Lewis
Nope
Colton Ramirez
Denmark dun gud.
Ethan Clark
Good on you, Denmark.
James Bell
Lassestrong
It's cool, I was just reacting to us dropping a dude
John Brown
:)
William Lopez
When are woman?
Carson Peterson
>
Owen Johnson
No
Easton Sanchez
All 3 need to finish in this I think, when there's 4 only 3 need to finish.
Time is taken from the 3rd guy to finish.
Isaiah Murphy
>Lasse Norman putting the team on his back
Zachary White
Aw yeah, Denmark. Way to go!
Lincoln Roberts
im deaf you cunt
James Davis
fair question desu
Jacob Green
new WR for the the brit lads
Screencap this
Noah Collins
>Commentators said Denmark has the fastest time
>No Olympic record
???
Aaron Bailey
>We didn't make a fool of ourselves
Chase Jones
Might as well not shown up desu.
Grayson Long
Because a road sprinter is very different to a track sprinter, which is why Cav makes a very strong Omnium racer
Jackson Hernandez
CRASHIN THE VELODROME WITH NO SURVIVORS
Benjamin Richardson
no where near big enough to be a track sprinter, you have to remember on the road he has to get over the mountains as well
Jackson Rogers
Yes, yes, well done Denmark.
HOWEVER
Joseph Ramirez
>New Zealand
Jayden Wilson
Those fucking backs on denmark though.
holy shit, they look like pitbulls
Asher Mitchell
Are you retarded?
Benjamin Harris
Probably. It was leaked by their coaching staff that they bit it in training.
Zachary Sanchez
dubs say bongs don't finish.
Julian Perry
He has not practiced track cycling
What the fuck was he expecting?
Charles Miller
fair enough, thanks lads
Camden Mitchell
Do things confuse you easily?
Aaron Ward
How comfy is human nascar?
Leo Thomas
I'm rooting for my dick to enter Karen's sweet cunny
Jason Wood
Men's team pursuit has always been 4k and 4 riders, women's used to be 3k and 3 riders and only changed this year
Blake Baker
If you are deaf then how are you able to type?
Eli Moore
JUST SLOW MY SHIT UP
Carson Reed
Nathan Lee
p. comfy