best nigger joke?
Best nigger joke?
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
isnt them being a nigger a good enough joke
How many niggers can you fit in a gas chamber?
At least 34
My favorite from my childhood:
How do you starve a nigger? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
>What do you call a black man over the age of 25
>Dead
That's the wrong punchline for that joke.
It's "None, the gas chambers are a myth perpetuated by the creators of an elaborate hoax to villainize the German people."
what's the difference between a black man and a bench?
>a bench can support a family
A white guy and a black guy are standing on the roof of a sky scraper
White guy turns to the black guy and says
>did you know if you jump off the roof at this altitude the wind currents are so strong they will lift you back up?
Black guy
>bul sheee
White guy says I'll prove it and jumps off the ledge. A few moments later he starts floating back to the roof and lands safely.
Black guy
>Whoa sheeeet! Do that again honky!
The white guy obliges and hops off the roof and after a second or two floats back up and lands safely again.
Black guy
>damn whitey, yous ain't lyin
So the black guy hops off the side of the building and falls thousands of feet until he splats like a water ballon on the pavement.
Later that day the white guy is sitting in a bar having a beer and the news coverage of the apparent suicide of another black man, jumping from a sky scraper is on the tv. The bar tender turns to the white guy and says
>you sure hate them niggers, don't you superman?
Kevin Hart
blacks built the pyramids
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? You cut the rope
OHHHHH SHIT!!!!
Ha! Me likey
this, but isn't a fockn' joke
antique farm equipment
What do Black people and bicycles have in common?
>They both can't work without chains
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
>cause niggers cant swim
What is the difference between a nigger and a large pizza.
>A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
>because then the jig is up
Why are niggers palms white?
>Because everyone has a little good in them
>Water ballon
Sheeei
y 34?
Did you hear about the black guy who went missing?
Neither did i
>water ballon
watermelon
Also... Chekt
Tfw when of my ancestors took this picture.
black family inside
Guy walks in to a bar and says black people are equal to white people.
What's the differance between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of 5.
how do you stop the niglets from jumping on the bed
>put velcro on the ceiling
how do u get'm down
>tell the spics they're pinatas
wuts the difference between a dead nigger and a dead dog in the street
>there's skidmarks leading to the dog
wud u call niggers in the pool
>coco puffs
there's a nigger lookin at a book that reads "how2collect welfare." wut's goin thru his head?
>sheeit, i wish i could read
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black