Best nigger joke?

best nigger joke?

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

isnt them being a nigger a good enough joke

How many niggers can you fit in a gas chamber?

At least 34

My favorite from my childhood:

How do you starve a nigger? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

>What do you call a black man over the age of 25
>Dead

That's the wrong punchline for that joke.

It's "None, the gas chambers are a myth perpetuated by the creators of an elaborate hoax to villainize the German people."

what's the difference between a black man and a bench?

>a bench can support a family

A white guy and a black guy are standing on the roof of a sky scraper
White guy turns to the black guy and says
>did you know if you jump off the roof at this altitude the wind currents are so strong they will lift you back up?
Black guy
>bul sheee
White guy says I'll prove it and jumps off the ledge. A few moments later he starts floating back to the roof and lands safely.
Black guy
>Whoa sheeeet! Do that again honky!
The white guy obliges and hops off the roof and after a second or two floats back up and lands safely again.
Black guy
>damn whitey, yous ain't lyin
So the black guy hops off the side of the building and falls thousands of feet until he splats like a water ballon on the pavement.
Later that day the white guy is sitting in a bar having a beer and the news coverage of the apparent suicide of another black man, jumping from a sky scraper is on the tv. The bar tender turns to the white guy and says
>you sure hate them niggers, don't you superman?

Kevin Hart

blacks built the pyramids

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? You cut the rope

OHHHHH SHIT!!!!

Ha! Me likey

this, but isn't a fockn' joke

antique farm equipment

What do Black people and bicycles have in common?
>They both can't work without chains

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
>cause niggers cant swim

What is the difference between a nigger and a large pizza.
>A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
>because then the jig is up

Why are niggers palms white?
>Because everyone has a little good in them

>Water ballon
Sheeei

y 34?

Did you hear about the black guy who went missing?
Neither did i

>water ballon
watermelon

Also... Chekt

Tfw when of my ancestors took this picture.

black family inside

Guy walks in to a bar and says black people are equal to white people.

What's the differance between a pizza and a black guy?

A pizza can feed a family of 5.

how do you stop the niglets from jumping on the bed
>put velcro on the ceiling

how do u get'm down
>tell the spics they're pinatas

wuts the difference between a dead nigger and a dead dog in the street
>there's skidmarks leading to the dog

wud u call niggers in the pool
>coco puffs

there's a nigger lookin at a book that reads "how2collect welfare." wut's goin thru his head?
>sheeit, i wish i could read

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black