Be nice to people, and they'll be nice in return

>be nice to people, and they'll be nice in return

>arrogant people get nowhere in life, so always be humble

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>God exists

>If you don't eat you'll look like *insert 2002 Guinness world record alien*
>Me begins to cry while scarfing down gross ass food

> my older cousin told me piss was stored in your balls

> believed him until my first health class

>100th rocket launch Pokémon R/S/E

This, a hundred times

The love of my parents

>Cum was when you pissed anywhere other than the toilet.

>finding love with a girl

that and when I heard the word "straight"

>I thought if you had a curved cock you were gay

tfw my cock curved to the left

I used to believe as a child that there were two genders.

Now I know there are 3
Male
Female
Attack Helicopter

>My brother's best friend asked me to play a game
>He told me lets close out eyes and feel each others penises and compare
>I felt horrible afterwards and to this day wonder what happened to that faggot.

I was told that when you die you go to the moon.
Family wasn't religious

>terrorists did 9/11
>Now I know it was Bush

>If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>believing the guy actually had a puppy in his van.

>If you act like a gentleman, girls will like you
What happens when you grow up in a family that is 90% women. I'm still trying to reverse that conditioning.

story?

A thousand times this...I'm going to be fucking my first ex this Friday...I only want her to be with me but all I get is awesome sex...the sex it good but I want her still...after all the GF's I still want her.

You STILL fall for that, faggot.

>If anyone in the family does something wrong, you aren't allowed to tell anyone, even other family members

fuck off

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>Stealing is wrong.

its only wrong if you get caught. so don't get caught.

yeah, it was cats. i hate cats.

> being smart will get me far in life
> staying true to my religion will make me more fulfilled and happier
> pumping myself with psych meds will make me a happier person
> drugs will fuck up my life

Fuck, I was going to say that.

faaark. this

>I used to believe that good looks and good personality was enough to get a GF.
>Girls only go for good looks and bad personality.
I'm so fucked...all my friends are getting married and having kids now.

Jews are good and were mistreated by evil german nazi's :^(

This is too true user.

kek'd

>being this beta
if you seriously believe this trash, you will never get a girlfriend, also if you post on facebook how "Ugly you are" you should also just KYS now.

>lowest quality bait.

> Israel is completely justified in whatever it does
> Supporting Israel with money is important
> Palestinians are nothing but savage animals
> God is on Israel's side

>School and hard work guarantees success.

Christianity.

Love.

the stuff OP said.

"ill be back just getting some cigs"

I feel like knowledge can be had. Story?

i thought sex was using your penis to unlock the vagina. Like your penis had to fit exactly in vagina and then you had to do a full 360° and turn to open the vagina.

I've had 5 girlfriends but in the end they always turned into controlling pieces of shit. All of them ran off with some alpha male type that fucked up their lives and now they have kids and are single moms.

I not ugly at all, I actually do TV commercials.

I've been writing something for a long time now, still need to finish it.

>This is on the topic of love;
Most young people tend to correlate love and sex for years into their lives, well why is this? I've come to the solid conclustion it isn't because they're young or inexperinced. I've come to tell that its because the feeling is new, your brain hasn't reconized it. Kind of like going to new place for the first time, going there seems to take forever, being there seems to last an hour, and coming back seems to normalize time of not long or short. You often hear people say "love blossoms" And I have to agree on that, most love does blossom. But like a blossom, all the beautiful color and texture soon disapear into a seed. So I'm saying, love isn't a flower at all. Love is like a ugly old tiny itsy bitsy seed that holds the power for a whole new plant. but the seed is still nothing without external forces.

>it will get better when you grow up

Used to be a very religious Orthodox Jew. Family is super Zionist.

Stepping away from the religion and recognizing that Palestinians happen to be humans just like the rest of us really changed my perspective.

just know, that he was probably molested. thats why he did it to you.
he was probably molested really hard in the butt too

All girls want is to be knocked up bro. haven't figured this out yet? they don't wanna be your toaster strudel they want to be your Twinkie.

my mom told me if i kept picking at my belly button it would come untied and my guts would fall out. i wouldnt ever touch it again and wouldnt every dare put my finger in it. found out 2 years this was a lie and im an idiot.
>mfw when im 26

I used to believe the Earth was a spinning ball governed by magical gravity. Can't believe I fell for that shit, and millions of people today still believe it even in their adulthood. Brainwashed people; people who can't see outside their little bubbles.

he made millions as a televangelist

>lowest quality bait.
it's not meant to be bait, goyim

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That weed is worth spending money on

>a college degree will guarantee a good job that will have you set for life.

Thanks user, I hope I run into him some day so I can beat the shit out of him. Still fucks with my head sometimes but hey I was like 4.

He probably went full gay though I'm guessing.

Holy fuck...what's ironic is he did this at a bible camp...

Kek, anyone who believes that meme is a retard

Cringe post

This was 2deep4me. my brains gonna explode.

That was beautiful, user.

You are probably right. Guess I better just prego a chick and call it good.

Dick tastes like ice cream. At least I got my 5 year old balls licked.

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don't feel bad.
I had a homeless guy suck my dick when i was addicted to benzos. I think about killing myself everyday now.
I thought he was a tranny.

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Where do you live?

Good, let her die. I hope it's painful

>respect women

>I thought he was a tranny.

wait, so you thought he was a chick with a dick, but he was really just a dude with a dick?

That Sup Forums would ever have decent oc

Chicago, born and raised

>Everyone is the same no matter race or gender

>Bullying is bad

>I used to think men could get pregnant too.
>I used to hump my stuffed animals hoping to get pregnant.

At least this was how I eventually learned to masturbate.

yes, he ended up being a homeless dude with a dick.

Uwotm8

Relationships take a lot of hard work

Remember to to have the house only in your name. and always look like the better parent, so you can keep the kid if she goes off the lose end.

thanks, I'm full of deep thoughts..

like if you aren't suppose to drink and drive, why does almost every bar have a parking lot?

>It's not the Jews.


It totally was the Jews.

Pets "ran away".

Mom was just too fucking lazy to take care of them.

>My older brother told me that if I swallowed his cum, I would grow bigger.

I thought mommies pooped babies out of their butts

Don't feel bad man, drugs make you do stupid shit. Just blank it out and pretend it was a bad dream or bad trip.

I still don't understand..

so you thought he was pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl?

okay shitskin we get it

you can be anything when you grow up!

Huh. What generation came to this country?

semen does have a lot of protein. it's good for gains.
I'm not gay, but i try to drink a half cup of semen before i workout

that's only true of black children

Thats pretty gay m8

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no, don't
duh lol

That someone would reply to this post. How wrong i was ;_;

Be quiet child

thanks, good luck with your stuff too, user
yes, either way it would be a dude sucking my dick

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>Good sons let their daddys DOI whatever they want to them
>Telling people means you don't love me

your dads gay, that's why he isn't around any more.

Great-grandparents on both sides came to the US from Europe before WWII. We were lucky.

Rekt in peace

> The earth is round...

Can't believe I fell for that shit.

Well obviously, never trust women.

you were lucky, but the rest of the world was unlucky

this is true