~NEW~ CIV / SURVIVAL

~NEW~ CIV / SURVIVAL

Rules:
Population increase on 69
Dubs come true
Trips count as dubs
only satanic trips and quads can apocalypse

RIVER CATCHES ON FIRE

villagers learn agriculture and build a farm.

Ten wandering niggers join the village

Sloth infestation on opposite side of river

reroll

Blacklivesmatter protest in village

Shrek appear, as it is his swamp.

the villagers use river as toilet, it becomes shitty all the way down

Black Lives Matter looks like this

kek

Village warlock accidentally raises a demon who kills half the population. The demon then goes to dwell in the far north.

reroll

Villagers harvest the trees

River is on fire.

Village Pop: 10
Village Mood: 7

Villagers discover a grove of weed, smoke that shit, and get hiiiiiiiiigh

Build a giant bridge over the river

Village makes friends with a black settlement and invites them to form a multi-cultural society. The new black people form gangs and 1 villager a week dies from gang violence.

SHrerk is love, Shrek is life

Villagers create a cathedral to worship their one true lord T.

This "Guy" becomes a hero between merely mortals

Rolling for

what about?

This appears and will

reroll

Volcano emerges in the north.

The village adopts My Little Pony as a religion and builds a pony statue to worship. The pony statue has strangle prominent female genitalia.

Retry for this.

roll

shrek appears.

everyone is high. Shrek gets a little contact high.

Village Pop: 11
Village Mood: 27

calm your tits. i try to post as often as possible. i go in order of which dubs appear.

Build animal farms for food

Villagers become penis worshippers. Village now has several gigantic penis statues.

wait... what happened to the wall and stuff??

aren't we continuing from last thread???

rollz

nazi plz

OP here. people wanted a clean thread.

water goes off fire and becomes ice

rerolling for this

This sounds dumb enough to work

oh... ok.

then, they build a farm in the south as the fire goes out on the river

Villagers build a silver statue of Trump

Villagers develop guns and kill shrek for food.

rr

all the villagers become commies

This stupid ass fad starts where everyone has there dick through cheese and everyone who doesn't is an faggot that gets beatings

rrr

Build wall

Shrek become a god for the villagers

yeah.... build a bridge over river, and wall on other side, like last thread

Villagers begin a green lives matter movement

a wizard appears across the river he can not cross because there is no bridge
build bridge also

rr

roll for this

ROLL

rrr

Shrek and the villagers become total bro's over sharing the weed. Shrek is now their protector. Shrek marries a village girl and they have 3 ogre babies.

yessssss!!!!!

now, rolling for, build more houses from the trees on the other side

penis shrine

A masssive orgy occurs.

rr

Villagers build a dam

rrr

that's bretty realistic, I vote vagina shrine

Reroll for this. They also name their village bronieville.

a massive shrek orgy occurs, the stench is ogrepowering

instead, they build a water wheel and start using electricity

Shrek goes into a mastbatory rage and covers the village in his baby butter

Villagers praise Dickmonster and build statues of him

Bronies having a shrek orgy. Seems more plausible the more you think about it.

...

burn everything

I like it.

they all smoke wet!

This religion collapse almost immediately, and the pony statue is reused as raw materials for a water wheel to produce electricity.

Village is so disgusted that it revokes name and calls itself "Terraria" instead

This totally happens

rr

burn it all

Now that the village men are bronies, all the women leave because bronies are pathetic.

rr

it's a draw bridge now. more practical.
the high is starting to wear off and people are hungry as fuck. food is running out

Village Pop: 12
Village mood: 21

Ghandi threatens if we get 123 in future posts he will nuke one side of the river

rr

Harambe decends from the heavens to vanquish shrek. Also everyone has their dicks out.

burn it all down...

the shrek orgy still happens, but those fat fucks just paint themselves green

This

A new wizard appears

cover shrek in wet and eat him

with electric lighting now, they are able to produce 24/7 food. They build a large greenhouse in the south of the city.

people kill shrek for food

rr`

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The bridge burns because fire. Duh.

The group of 5 explorers that crossed it discover new lands in the north and another village.

build farms and start harvesting

rr

oh and:
the fire goes out for ~reasons

This happens because it makes sense.

Any virgin villager is sacrificed to Shrek

All the trees are alive: they are ents and start to surrender the town

this, but build a greenhouse instead using the new electric lighting:
and the fire goes out there:

Re-roll

rr