~NEW~ CIV / SURVIVAL
Rules:
Population increase on 69
Dubs come true
Trips count as dubs
only satanic trips and quads can apocalypse
~NEW~ CIV / SURVIVAL
Rules:
Population increase on 69
Dubs come true
Trips count as dubs
only satanic trips and quads can apocalypse
RIVER CATCHES ON FIRE
villagers learn agriculture and build a farm.
Ten wandering niggers join the village
Sloth infestation on opposite side of river
reroll
Blacklivesmatter protest in village
Shrek appear, as it is his swamp.
the villagers use river as toilet, it becomes shitty all the way down
Black Lives Matter looks like this
kek
Village warlock accidentally raises a demon who kills half the population. The demon then goes to dwell in the far north.
reroll
Villagers harvest the trees
River is on fire.
Village Pop: 10
Village Mood: 7
Villagers discover a grove of weed, smoke that shit, and get hiiiiiiiiigh
Build a giant bridge over the river
Village makes friends with a black settlement and invites them to form a multi-cultural society. The new black people form gangs and 1 villager a week dies from gang violence.
SHrerk is love, Shrek is life
Villagers create a cathedral to worship their one true lord T.
This "Guy" becomes a hero between merely mortals
Rolling for
what about?
This appears and will
reroll
Volcano emerges in the north.
The village adopts My Little Pony as a religion and builds a pony statue to worship. The pony statue has strangle prominent female genitalia.
Retry for this.
roll
shrek appears.
everyone is high. Shrek gets a little contact high.
Village Pop: 11
Village Mood: 27
calm your tits. i try to post as often as possible. i go in order of which dubs appear.
Build animal farms for food
Villagers become penis worshippers. Village now has several gigantic penis statues.
wait... what happened to the wall and stuff??
aren't we continuing from last thread???
rollz
nazi plz
OP here. people wanted a clean thread.
water goes off fire and becomes ice
rerolling for this
This sounds dumb enough to work
oh... ok.
then, they build a farm in the south as the fire goes out on the river
Villagers build a silver statue of Trump
Villagers develop guns and kill shrek for food.
rr
all the villagers become commies
This stupid ass fad starts where everyone has there dick through cheese and everyone who doesn't is an faggot that gets beatings
rrr
Build wall
Shrek become a god for the villagers
yeah.... build a bridge over river, and wall on other side, like last thread
Villagers begin a green lives matter movement
a wizard appears across the river he can not cross because there is no bridge
build bridge also
rr
roll for this
ROLL
rrr
Shrek and the villagers become total bro's over sharing the weed. Shrek is now their protector. Shrek marries a village girl and they have 3 ogre babies.
yessssss!!!!!
now, rolling for, build more houses from the trees on the other side
penis shrine
A masssive orgy occurs.
rr
Villagers build a dam
rrr
that's bretty realistic, I vote vagina shrine
Reroll for this. They also name their village bronieville.
a massive shrek orgy occurs, the stench is ogrepowering
instead, they build a water wheel and start using electricity
Shrek goes into a mastbatory rage and covers the village in his baby butter
Villagers praise Dickmonster and build statues of him
Bronies having a shrek orgy. Seems more plausible the more you think about it.
...
burn everything
I like it.
they all smoke wet!
This religion collapse almost immediately, and the pony statue is reused as raw materials for a water wheel to produce electricity.
Village is so disgusted that it revokes name and calls itself "Terraria" instead
This totally happens
rr
burn it all
Now that the village men are bronies, all the women leave because bronies are pathetic.
rr
it's a draw bridge now. more practical.
the high is starting to wear off and people are hungry as fuck. food is running out
Village Pop: 12
Village mood: 21
Ghandi threatens if we get 123 in future posts he will nuke one side of the river
rr
Harambe decends from the heavens to vanquish shrek. Also everyone has their dicks out.
burn it all down...
the shrek orgy still happens, but those fat fucks just paint themselves green
This
A new wizard appears
cover shrek in wet and eat him
with electric lighting now, they are able to produce 24/7 food. They build a large greenhouse in the south of the city.
people kill shrek for food
rr`
rr
The bridge burns because fire. Duh.
The group of 5 explorers that crossed it discover new lands in the north and another village.
build farms and start harvesting
rr
oh and:
the fire goes out for ~reasons
This happens because it makes sense.
Any virgin villager is sacrificed to Shrek
All the trees are alive: they are ents and start to surrender the town
this, but build a greenhouse instead using the new electric lighting:
and the fire goes out there:
Re-roll
rr