So this chick i know just messaged me
What should i say?
So this chick i know just messaged me
hey
Just go all in and send a dick pic
Would you ever try anal with a midget.
Tell her you fucked a dog in the ass the other day, chicks love a confident man who can tell them these things
tell her to pray to harambe
i met this girl at a party last week. i think she wants the d
my huge cock
"I am."
If you play guitar just say "jamming out, wbu?"
Just dont be autistic
Top zozzle
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Rawlin
send her this
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This actually works so yea!
Ask if she's interested
"bet you like that dont ya slut"
Hi :^)
Now just say "yeeeeah lol"
Take care of it or I'll take care of your mom tonight ;)
"come and pet it"
It's kinda weird I can't get rid of it, I've been rock hard for a solid 6 hours now. I shouldn't have taken all the viagra ealier.
Just kidding, i had already finished and went limp at the time i wrote you that.
:) jk jk who are you
let me see your tits and MAYBE you will see my gigantic schlong
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nvm saw your pictures wyd
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noooooooooo
wanna see, judge for yourself whether its big or not?
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checkt
cut the shit and show your tits
Good, then he can join too
"it's not fun to play football if there's no goalkeeper amarite or amartie Stacey"
Even though her name might not be Stacey
what the fuck you doing on here then you fucking whore
what's his number? ;)
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Maybe you can just send me a pic then? Our secret ;)
"I can still shoot if there's a goalie ;)"
Then why the fuck you texting me bitch?
I bet im bigger than your bf
Good. He can watch as i show him how a real man should fuck you
"Does it really matter at this point?"
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Yeah? Does he like mayonnaise?
I do too that don't matter
yes
You want it. Don't stress him baby. Just our secret
"hey you messaged me first, we know you want the D"
Ch ch ch check em
Dubs ftw
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well so do i and that faggot aint stopping me
rewlin
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sick wins op
ROLL
Ever had a legit 8.5 inch?
Winrar
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winrar
And? I don't see a ring or hear a no
come on OP
WOW HOW COMPELLING AND INTERESTING THANKS FOR SHARING
op pls
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"I honestly think we should have sex"
well you're getting it in the ass
Do you want to try?
get outta town!
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THATS A FUCKIN WIN BOYS
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say "everyone's been playing checkers, but i've been playing chess for years"
Send me a pic to get mass errect then ill show you
Send her this op
Does that make you horny?
Do you want a legit 8.5 inch ;)
stop calling your mom the chick
rolling for this.
Just send her a picture of a huge cock.
so close
Win
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disgusting slut
do you want a ride?
well, my cocks ready when you are, if you can handle it
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if dubs op says "friend sent me this the other day"
Wtf. I didn't think prosthetic thumbs existed.
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Rolling for these together
Send her this op
Yes, send this
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