So this chick i know just messaged me

So this chick i know just messaged me
What should i say?

hey

Just go all in and send a dick pic

Would you ever try anal with a midget.

Tell her you fucked a dog in the ass the other day, chicks love a confident man who can tell them these things

tell her to pray to harambe

i met this girl at a party last week. i think she wants the d

my huge cock

"I am."

If you play guitar just say "jamming out, wbu?"
Just dont be autistic

Top zozzle

+1

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Rawlin

send her this

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This actually works so yea!

Ask if she's interested

"bet you like that dont ya slut"

Hi :^)

Now just say "yeeeeah lol"

Take care of it or I'll take care of your mom tonight ;)

"come and pet it"

It's kinda weird I can't get rid of it, I've been rock hard for a solid 6 hours now. I shouldn't have taken all the viagra ealier.

Just kidding, i had already finished and went limp at the time i wrote you that.

:) jk jk who are you

let me see your tits and MAYBE you will see my gigantic schlong

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nvm saw your pictures wyd

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noooooooooo

wanna see, judge for yourself whether its big or not?

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checkt

cut the shit and show your tits

Good, then he can join too

"it's not fun to play football if there's no goalkeeper amarite or amartie Stacey"

Even though her name might not be Stacey

what the fuck you doing on here then you fucking whore

what's his number? ;)

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Maybe you can just send me a pic then? Our secret ;)

"I can still shoot if there's a goalie ;)"

Then why the fuck you texting me bitch?

I bet im bigger than your bf

Good. He can watch as i show him how a real man should fuck you

"Does it really matter at this point?"

rolling

Yeah? Does he like mayonnaise?

I do too that don't matter

yes

You want it. Don't stress him baby. Just our secret

"hey you messaged me first, we know you want the D"

Ch ch ch check em

Dubs ftw

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well so do i and that faggot aint stopping me

rewlin

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sick wins op

ROLL

Ever had a legit 8.5 inch?

Winrar

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winrar

And? I don't see a ring or hear a no

come on OP

WOW HOW COMPELLING AND INTERESTING THANKS FOR SHARING

op pls

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"I honestly think we should have sex"

well you're getting it in the ass

Do you want to try?

get outta town!

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THATS A FUCKIN WIN BOYS

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say "everyone's been playing checkers, but i've been playing chess for years"

Send me a pic to get mass errect then ill show you

Send her this op

Does that make you horny?

Do you want a legit 8.5 inch ;)

stop calling your mom the chick

rolling for this.

Just send her a picture of a huge cock.

so close

Win

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disgusting slut

do you want a ride?

well, my cocks ready when you are, if you can handle it

nice,. roll

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if dubs op says "friend sent me this the other day"

Wtf. I didn't think prosthetic thumbs existed.

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Rolling for these together

Send her this op

Yes, send this

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