Holy shit Sup Forums, Island survival thread

Holy shit Sup Forums, Island survival thread

First dubs will be answered and trigger an event
Trips will overrule
NO REROLLS

You're trapped on an island, There are 2 palm trees with bananas and coconuts. On the ground there are rocks and sticks. There are also 3 matches.

wat do

I leave the island.

pick leaves from tree, wrap leaves around self, light self on fire.

stab self with stick

Smash all the food with a rock and throw it in the ocean

Shake the coconut palm. Collect fallen coconuts. Collect rock (1) Break coconuts with rock. Acquire coconut water

winrar

Cmon OP. You better deliver

You fucking stab yourself with a stick.
>You lose 5 health

Health: 95
Hunger: 95
Thirst: 95

...

STICK IS ACTUALLY MAGIC AND TRANSFORMS YOU INTO A SECOND ISLAND NEXT TO THIS ONE

smash head with rock

start digging for fresh(ish) water

Drink blood acquire vampire immortality and walk underwater to the us

Have sex with everything possible on the island or in the water, than lament in anguish as I slowly starve to death whilst trying to learn how to fish

Drink blood

Use stick to paddle island back to civilization

drink salt water

Cum farts

win ror

cut down both trees and make a sick ass fucking fort, with branches makes several fishing poles and use coconut oil as lube to jerk off

Eat the stick

sodomize self with sticks or bananas your choice fag

win

You drink the salt water.
>-15 thirst

Health: 95
Hunger: 95
Thirst: 80

Double overrule!

Cut off own leg and eat it.

Establish shitting corner

op we cant ignore satan trips

Fuck tree

Eat the fort

stick branch up asshole

climb tree get coconut and fuck it to make more coconuts

Chop down coconut tree, make fire with sticks and matches to burn a log, save the coconuts to drink and makeshift a spear with excess wood to fish.

trips winrar

Eat the mutant coconut babies

i like that this coincides with using the oil as lube, very nice

Get your shit together and keep up OP, this was your idea!

god fucking damnit op where are you its paint for christ sakes

eats himself

op is kill

Burn the trees

is op dead? fucking christ, its paint.

Can someone take over this thread please?

anyone interested in a new thread with a fresh slate? i have paint, and weed. The only thing is i have a funeral tomorrow to i may nuke everything if it takes longer than 2 hours and 30 mins or so

doit

do it

it been 10 mins and this fag is still taking this long to draw a guy fucking a coconut

get in fags