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I'm relatively new to these threads: tell me there's something heavier than this out there

You've arrived at a bad time, friend.

you guys need to listen to this band, they're amazing!
this song is about a little pocket crocodile that you can put in your pocket and keep him warm and moist, he bites though

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Dark Metal is awesome!

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try pocket crocodile

back back you vile beast
when I slash you shall retreat
with my sword I will slay
your head will roll upon the clay

You may jump but I shall dodge
With your bones I'll build a lodge
fearless and mighty, you may be
but I am enlightened, euphoric, and free

Off with my hat, my power is drained
without my fedora my dexterity wains
but just as you feel your chances are raised
I rise from the ash with two shinto blades

With a fierce screech I charge and slash you to death
My blades come alive with dragonlike breath
and just as you fall to the ground I will say
"you tried your best kid, but I won this parlay"

Try Vektor, the hardest metal known to man.

Shut the FUCK up
Add the album in OP next

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what did phil mean by this?

he means white ppl should show off their natural hue

don't bully me

i bull u

Waking up is the hardest part
(But then, it's essential)

Quick, post your top 5 black metal albums.

What should I listen to next after Vektor?

Necromantia

Anal Nutsack

what did you mean by this?

Deathhammer

Try this

why do people love negromantia and vector here so much?

NO NORMIES ALLOWED

>mfw current state of /metal/

SOILWORK IS KVLT

both bands were fonded by mexicans

WHICH FUCKING THREAD IS THE REAL THREAD WHY AREN"T THE MODS DELETING DUPLICATES/

Is that Bjorn "Speed" Strid?

who is vector?

some lame Vektor knockoff from portugal

>portugal
Is it formed by preacher and his homeless friends?

what is the best metal for cracking skulls?

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vector

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What's the best metal to listen to while shitposting in /metal/?

another one
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Because God has abandoned us

this is dope

If anyone here is into post-black and atmoshit, I would really appreciate some suggestions.

Don't give me Deafheaven please...

Currently listening to Panopticon's Roads to the North. It's pretty fucking great.

nice

>world's most forgettable Pokemon
>world's most forgettable album

I hope you're happy; the better of the current /metal/ threads just got deleted.

vektor black future more like vektor black cocks haha

Well?

best bm for fighting interdimensional space demons?

Oranssi Pazuzu

Sodom but only if you're planning to sodomize the demons

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name a more underrated artist? this man is the best thing to come out of canada EVER

perfect. I haven't listened to them in a while.
anything goes in fighting

Albums that we're still allowed to like.

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>Thorns

racist scum

the ark work

dafuq is this shit list? no bathory?

should i buy this?

You mean batlord, right?

who gave you permission to like any of those?

buy it ironically (don't wear it)

ill take that as a yes

>tfw you buy a bunch of vektor merch a week before they break up
>tfw you buy a bunch of vektor merch before realizing everybody thinks they are a joke

>Buying vektor merch at any point in your life

kys my man.

>buying nu-thrash shirts

>mfw the state of /metal/ for the past few years

Who has a link to that slam band with the cooking pot for a snare I thought it was beelzebub but I couldn't find it.

Als what's that band that's kinda like power violence with the horrific snare

ONE OF US

Why you'd wanna listen to this I have no idea but here user

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Thanks I just needed the link

Fuckin kek

>"dude our riffs suck but we still need to release something, what do we do?"
>"just make the snare super loud, no one will care about the riffs anymore"

why even try at that point

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I wish they were my friends

>tfw you realize the drummer is the only one actually playing something

ONLY THE STRONG SHALL LIVE

What are some metal albums that feature baphomet or baphometesque imagery on the cover?

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You lot are truly the biggest faggots on Sup Forums.

Dogs shit and don't wipe their ass

the snare sounds like someone dropping marbles into a bathtub \m/ love this album

cute burritodoggo
yes they do
t. my carpet

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>Comic Sans

What did they mean by this? No really, what did they mean by this? Clearly the use of Comic Sans implies some sort of allegory. It couldn't possibly be sincere.

>tfw no sweaty goregrind gf to peg you

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forgot pic...

>jester
>comic
And the year was 1905 when that came out, comic sans wasn't a meme at that time if you were even thinking that

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post meal lyrics that aren't shite

pls recommend albums that sound like this but with better vocals

that's the most American thing ive seen all week
if you DONT buy that shirt it's probably treason

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SEDUCED BY THE FATHER AND SEDUCING THE SON

>tfw no thrash gf to sadistically beat and humiliate you
Why live

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CORONER
I know it's bait but you've seriously triggered me.


7/10

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>actually adding the ark work
nigger he was trolling you