alright Sup Forums you are cast adrift in the vast ocean, you have a scimitar and two bananas
dubs decide what we do
trips are truth (only satan trips can end everything)
what do Sup Forums
alright Sup Forums you are cast adrift in the vast ocean, you have a scimitar and two bananas
dubs decide what we do
trips are truth (only satan trips can end everything)
what do Sup Forums
Cut our dick off and replace it with the banana.
kms
Reroll
Peel the bananas, eat the scimitar
eat bananas and then do an hero
also, check em
welp
Use scimitar to cut down the sail and use as cape to gain super powers
Eat a banana as you fuck yourself with the sail pole
shove bananas in ass, slit wrists with scimatar
rollin my niggs
insert bananas into anus, cut dick off
chop arm off to fish
catches shark
sepuku
Rollin
:(
Whale eats boat living inside whale
reroll
tastes like blood./..weird but cool! hope those bananas dont go bad
Wait for a shark to swim by, and stab it in the brain stem with the scimitar. Using it like a sort of steering wheel, twist it whichever direction land is and ride that shark until you see dry land. Ignore the bananas entirely.
The Sail is shit-- We gotta cut the sail into tiny thin strands with assistance from the scimitar.. Then weave that shit into a net so we can try to net drunk fish that come near the boat.
This is our only option.
Regurgitate scimitar and swab throat wounds with bananas
rolling
pray to harambe and cecil and the florida gator
Cut off leg and replace it with banana.
Eat the sail
banana in pooper for harambe
rolling for this
reroll for this
fish with thy dick
split dick in half with banana and shoves scimitar up ass
roll
Fish for sharks by holding the banana over the surface
Eat the sky, go below deck
Throw bananas overboard so boat is lighter
Use the bananas as flippers and dive under water and fuck a mermaid
reroll
Helicopter dick to fly to land
Winrar
Use bananas as new scimitar, fend of pirates
reroll
win.rar
fuck..
I think you mean friend of pirates
Chinese ship attacks defend by throwing squids at them
Friend of all sea creatures, fend off scurvy
we can now float about 3 feet for like 10 minuets at a time, not super useful but still! now out simitar has a bite out of it too\
apologies for slowness or if i miss your roll ops drunk as fuck!
This Op is almost as bad as the last! Throw him overboard
Use dick as helicopter blade to fly to land
Chop down mast with scimitar
use wood to build fire
cook bananas
Reroll
drug dealers sail near him, he jumps boats. murders everyone on that boat with the peeled bananas and steals the drugs. ODs
use the sail to protect from the sun
Winrar
we are twice as deadly now
reroll
Burn the main mast, eat the fire
You never take a banana on a boat faggot. It's bad luck kek
Become less nigger like
Eat the boat
Reroll
reroll.
good thing we can fly
...
banana in pooper for added flight capacity
winrar
op faster
had to make new terrain for the roll we have found land with out cockcopter
gets kidnapped and raped but scimmy ass saves him
Eat the palm tree
Cut down the tree and make a boat
roll
reroll
roll
fuck a coconut and get dick stuck inside
Put away cockopter, remove scimitar from ass, eat the island
brb op piss break, keep the rolls coming
Poo down the scimitar and use it to cut a hole on the tree. Then fuck that tree with the dickopter
I guess our guy takes a puss break too?
Mash bananas into a fine paste and spread evenly over a section of the deck and cook it in the sunlight you reflect from your saliva/blood smattered scimitar until it peels up at the edges. At this point you lift the baked banana paper up off the deck as a whole, being cautious not to break it as it will be extremely delicate, and fold it in half placing it under the scimitar so that it doesn't blow away. next you climb the mast and remove the sail bringing it back down with you. You use the scimitar to cut three or four long thin strips from the edge of the sail before shimmying back up the misenmast like a good little cabin boy and reattach the now slightly smaller sail. Once back on the ground you check to see that your banana paper is intact and then proceed to tie the sail strips to each other at the ends forming a rope. You tie one end of the rope around your ankle and the other to the stern of your mighty vessel. You plunge into the undulating abyss and swim down deeper and deeper. Near the seabed you find some seaweed and pull several leaves off before swimming back up to the surface. There you find the boat and climb in. You rest whilst the seaweed dries out in the sun. Once the seaweed is dried enough to burn, you cut a small rectangular section from the banana paper and sprinkle that dried seaweed into it. You proceed to roll that shit u' and get lit af nigguh
Spawn a nigger then tie your cocks together to make a helicopter.
our guy pisses making him dehydrated but somehow now has half a bottle of tequila just like op....
wow, too bad we ate the boat
Empty the tequila bottle and fill it with piss. Then drink it.
Eat the bottle of tequila
our hero considers making coconut margaritas and then killing himself because of that lack of rolls for him
replace dick with bottle and balls with coconut
the tree grew a fat pussy out of nowhere
chop it offwith dickcopter
our hero flies as high as he can
rol
Our hero climbs up the tree and cut down the palm leaves
out of sheer boredom it happened
scimitar gets some
The hero pours down his cockliquid into the big fat pussy of the tree.
The hero wakes up in his cozy bed at home and laughs about the silly dream he just had.
Tequila, a man of good taste. Would you also enjoy the taste of dark, plantation rum?
this may be the first time that op can deliver this much and Sup Forums is nowhere to be seen, out hero pumps his juices into the tree
The hero sees a boat and thinks he is getting rescued, but it is just refugees. The boat then sinks and the refugees drown.
The tree turns out to be a femnazi starting a debate about rape and the patriarchy with our hero.
The tree spits out a top hat with a lighter inside.