Alright Sup Forums you are cast adrift in the vast ocean, you have a scimitar and two bananas

alright Sup Forums you are cast adrift in the vast ocean, you have a scimitar and two bananas

dubs decide what we do

trips are truth (only satan trips can end everything)

what do Sup Forums

Cut our dick off and replace it with the banana.

kms

Reroll

Peel the bananas, eat the scimitar

eat bananas and then do an hero

also, check em

welp

Use scimitar to cut down the sail and use as cape to gain super powers

Eat a banana as you fuck yourself with the sail pole

shove bananas in ass, slit wrists with scimatar

rollin my niggs

insert bananas into anus, cut dick off

chop arm off to fish
catches shark

sepuku

Rollin

:(

Whale eats boat living inside whale

reroll

tastes like blood./..weird but cool! hope those bananas dont go bad

Wait for a shark to swim by, and stab it in the brain stem with the scimitar. Using it like a sort of steering wheel, twist it whichever direction land is and ride that shark until you see dry land. Ignore the bananas entirely.

The Sail is shit-- We gotta cut the sail into tiny thin strands with assistance from the scimitar.. Then weave that shit into a net so we can try to net drunk fish that come near the boat.
This is our only option.

Regurgitate scimitar and swab throat wounds with bananas

rolling

pray to harambe and cecil and the florida gator

Cut off leg and replace it with banana.

Eat the sail

banana in pooper for harambe

rolling for this

reroll for this

fish with thy dick

split dick in half with banana and shoves scimitar up ass

roll

Fish for sharks by holding the banana over the surface

Eat the sky, go below deck

Throw bananas overboard so boat is lighter

Use the bananas as flippers and dive under water and fuck a mermaid

reroll

Helicopter dick to fly to land

Winrar

Use bananas as new scimitar, fend of pirates

reroll

win.rar

fuck..

I think you mean friend of pirates

Chinese ship attacks defend by throwing squids at them

Friend of all sea creatures, fend off scurvy

we can now float about 3 feet for like 10 minuets at a time, not super useful but still! now out simitar has a bite out of it too\

apologies for slowness or if i miss your roll ops drunk as fuck!

This Op is almost as bad as the last! Throw him overboard

Use dick as helicopter blade to fly to land

Chop down mast with scimitar
use wood to build fire
cook bananas

Reroll

drug dealers sail near him, he jumps boats. murders everyone on that boat with the peeled bananas and steals the drugs. ODs

use the sail to protect from the sun

Winrar

we are twice as deadly now

reroll

Burn the main mast, eat the fire

You never take a banana on a boat faggot. It's bad luck kek

Become less nigger like

Eat the boat

Reroll

reroll.

good thing we can fly

...

banana in pooper for added flight capacity

winrar

op faster

had to make new terrain for the roll we have found land with out cockcopter

gets kidnapped and raped but scimmy ass saves him

Eat the palm tree

Cut down the tree and make a boat

roll

reroll

roll

fuck a coconut and get dick stuck inside

Put away cockopter, remove scimitar from ass, eat the island

brb op piss break, keep the rolls coming

Poo down the scimitar and use it to cut a hole on the tree. Then fuck that tree with the dickopter

I guess our guy takes a puss break too?

Mash bananas into a fine paste and spread evenly over a section of the deck and cook it in the sunlight you reflect from your saliva/blood smattered scimitar until it peels up at the edges. At this point you lift the baked banana paper up off the deck as a whole, being cautious not to break it as it will be extremely delicate, and fold it in half placing it under the scimitar so that it doesn't blow away. next you climb the mast and remove the sail bringing it back down with you. You use the scimitar to cut three or four long thin strips from the edge of the sail before shimmying back up the misenmast like a good little cabin boy and reattach the now slightly smaller sail. Once back on the ground you check to see that your banana paper is intact and then proceed to tie the sail strips to each other at the ends forming a rope. You tie one end of the rope around your ankle and the other to the stern of your mighty vessel. You plunge into the undulating abyss and swim down deeper and deeper. Near the seabed you find some seaweed and pull several leaves off before swimming back up to the surface. There you find the boat and climb in. You rest whilst the seaweed dries out in the sun. Once the seaweed is dried enough to burn, you cut a small rectangular section from the banana paper and sprinkle that dried seaweed into it. You proceed to roll that shit u' and get lit af nigguh

Spawn a nigger then tie your cocks together to make a helicopter.

our guy pisses making him dehydrated but somehow now has half a bottle of tequila just like op....

wow, too bad we ate the boat

Empty the tequila bottle and fill it with piss. Then drink it.

Eat the bottle of tequila

our hero considers making coconut margaritas and then killing himself because of that lack of rolls for him

replace dick with bottle and balls with coconut

the tree grew a fat pussy out of nowhere

chop it offwith dickcopter

our hero flies as high as he can

rol

Our hero climbs up the tree and cut down the palm leaves

out of sheer boredom it happened

scimitar gets some

The hero pours down his cockliquid into the big fat pussy of the tree.

The hero wakes up in his cozy bed at home and laughs about the silly dream he just had.

Tequila, a man of good taste. Would you also enjoy the taste of dark, plantation rum?

this may be the first time that op can deliver this much and Sup Forums is nowhere to be seen, out hero pumps his juices into the tree

The hero sees a boat and thinks he is getting rescued, but it is just refugees. The boat then sinks and the refugees drown.

The tree turns out to be a femnazi starting a debate about rape and the patriarchy with our hero.

The tree spits out a top hat with a lighter inside.