Was he retarded?

Was he retarded?

No he was from dorset

Not retarded, just uneducated to some extent.

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He's a big guy

UUUU

well, he was a teacher

He was half-giant. Full giants are savage mongoloids, and his giant half-brother was largely nonverbal. Hagrid was lucky to be as intelligent and functioning as he was.

No, he's a "normal" guy in a place with where everyone has super-powers; wizards are known for only caring about magical shit, so he doesn't have any opportunity to learn much.

Dorset born, dorset bred, strong in the arm, weak in the head

Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

hi r/Sup Forums

top fucking kek fellow redditor. never seen this one before xD

He was a there, FRIEND

look at them now
they had to go to the reddit card after being b lown out of /lit/ and now Sup Forums
i can't stop laughing

you can't make people mad with posts like these anymore :/

Nigger fuck your shit pasta

get some fucking taste you tasteless fucking nerd

Who would win, Hagrid or Hodor?

Get that dick out of your mouth so I can see your shit eating grin you spick

Are u fucking stepping up to your cinema and lit superior you piece of shit outsider?

Nobody gives a shit about lit. And you clearly have shit taste across the board so stop coming to this one you stick out like a faggot

No becuase THE WIG KNOWS!