How do you poop, Sup Forums?

How do you poop, Sup Forums?
I do 2 because i fantasize that I'm flying a space ship to go meet a milf alien to fuck then i shoot the load.

6. I might try out 5

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0 is my choice

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3 seems very intimate with the toilet

I feel it

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easily

7 if at home. 8 if rest of the Russia.

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Roll

Whatever it is, i'll do it for the rest of the week

*rolls*

3, gloves me a little desk to get work done.

5 and 6...

Go look up pictures of injuries from shattered porcelain toilets...it's not pretty. They're not meant to take stress concentrated in small areas like that and can just smash leaving razor sharp huge shards.

I seen some brazilian chick nearly cut her leg off from it. Not pleasant

Roll

Yeah bro happens all the time. Are you also worried about cancer from cell phones?

what about rolling? number you roll is the way you need to poop till the end of the week.