So this is how everyone eats their French fries right Sup Forums?

So this is how everyone eats their French fries right Sup Forums?

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That's funny looking poutine

Yes. All civilized human beings consume their french fries in this manner.

Depends. Sometimes I like black pepper with ketchup or just salt n vinegar

I don't like ketchup
Am I normal?

Why would you put the sauce on top? Now you can't use your fingers without getting them covered in it. Just put it on the side and dip, that way you also have more control over how much you get... That shit's just retarded.

Hell no. Good fries only need salt and pepper

Probably. Condiments can be hit or miss. Depending on your culinary upbringing you might not.

What about vinegar? Extras are essential.

some people eat it with mayo

if that is siracha sauce then yest

Um... is there another way?

throw some mustard in there son

Nope, I put the ketchup aside, not on the fries. Then dip the fries into the ketchup.

Those aren't french fries.

They're crinkle cut chips with tomato sauce on.

Only if you want your fries to marinate and get soggy..... fucking put the ketchup on the side and dip like a normal human being.

Yeah, what's the problem?

God save the Queen!

THIS IS NOT DISH! THIS IS FUCKING WAR CRIME!

Mayonnaise, curry gewurz and onions you barbarian. Frietje speciaal jongu

OP here. These were not the replies I was expecting. These fries were terrible. I should have put the sweetened tomato reduction on the side.

This

Also works with mayo, personally I like both, though these days I would rather have mayo with my fries than ketchup.

PS : I'm French so if you have any question about how to properly eat your French fries, just ask me.

Ribbit.

Ey euhhh zuurvlees met mayo dan?

Now you have to pick through them and get ketchup all over your fingers, and you're thinking:
>No big deal, I'm always sucking shit off of my fingers because of my extra chromosome.

You literally have fecal matter, shit, under your fingernails.

Dip your fries in a neat reservoir of ketchup and eat them without getting your disgusting fingers in your mouth. Wipe the grease off with a napkin.
Now you're thinking:
>I can wipe the ketchup off with a napkin because, being this retarded, I have no concept of the asinine task of putting ketchup on something, only to get it all over something else that I have to clean off.

Fuck you, you dumb piece of shit.
No. You are in fact the uncivilized shit chucking ape.

you can always use a fork, you faggot

I thought that only an American would eat something as horrid as mayo and fries.

I like ranch or ketchup

>uses fork for fries
>calling others faggots

Mission accomplished.

too right me old mucka

hahahahaaahahahahahahahah

Have you ever even had Heinz ketchup?

This is now a get thread.

Die in a fire

D'ohkay! :D :3

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Mayo is the best thing ever for fries.
You should try it.
I also cover fries with ketchup like the picture related but i use a fork then.

Gimme some gets

This is a underrated thread

I prefer ketchup on the side for dipping.

>eating french fries with no sandwich, burger, steak, etc

Do people actually do this?

Why are amerifats afraid of mayonnaise on their fries and yet they put cheese, chilly sauce, gravy and probably all kinds of other shit on them?

Barbarian

This is what you eat with your fries

OP here, I'll swallow some of that bleach kind sir.

>fries
They're crinkle cut chips m80

Only when I don't want anyone grabbing any of my fries

Your dubs are acknowledged. Now get the fuck out.

Bro, that's babby tier

Mayo and fries is actually the actual, original way to eat it. That's how most Belgian and French people eat fries.

See

Right up until you ruined it

these are made from waste - get descent fries cut out of whole photato

gotta dip 'em

>im french so if you have any question about how to properly eat your french fries, just ask me.
French fries are from Belgium you fucking retard

This is old bread. Let it die.

>crinkle-cut fries
I know this isn't /ck/, but I still feel a need to express my disgust.

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