How do i poison and kill my friend without him noticing?

how do i poison and kill my friend without him noticing?
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ricin?

YOU DONT FRIEND SHIP IS GOOD IF I NOT BIG FRIEND SHIP U DIE OCH DÖDR KANSKE

pour poison in his ear.

You'll never get me

wow dude your so right STAY POSITIVE U HECKING FREKS :D XDXDXD

If you want to poison and kill someone without them noticing, chances are that he's not your friend.

YEAH DUDE STAY POSITIVE AND DONT KILL YOUR FRIENDSSSSSS ;D

>friend
May as well stop calling him that m8. And I don't got no info about poisoning. Just straight up murdering is all advice I'd give. Or maybe an old fashioned beat down.

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This user was literally made for my cock

so i just stab him in the liver and restrict him from calling 911?

And we're interested. Post story of why you want this "friend" dead.

Stay positive :DDDDDDD

he interrupts me in class

Pure mono ethylene glycol without any bittering agents. One thimble full in his Mountain Jew with end him. Slow enough for you not to be found at the scene and hard to detect.

Yeah stay positive

Me? Sure. Why not.
Stab him in the throat. It pretty much fucks up the purpose of calling and/or screaming.

Stop being a pussy and just hit him. No need killing someone over that.

You'll actually gain some respect as well.

Google "Iodine".

Can seriously kill cunts if ingested.
Gives you diarhea and vomiting, undetectable. One drop in every meal.

Otherwise, get drunk and hit the cunt in a car, plead guilty to "Crime of Passion" (He fucked my mom/sis/cat).
2 years max to work on those sik Gainz bruh.

Have gay sex and pull off the old "spicy mudchute"

THAT'S your fucking reason? Jesus fucking Christ. Well, it's not like I can do anything to stop this. My advice? Kick his fucking ass. Or go with the steel-toed boot to the teeth method.

xd

Is your friend GG Allin? He's got that i'm gonna throw shit at you look

thanks dude, youre an accomplice of murder now :^)

How are you going to kill someone without them noticing? Just how stoned is your friend most of the time? I'd go with a cyanide salt, google peaceful pill. Also you're retarded.

No worries friend. This is very effective btw.

1 Liter of Hydrogen Dioxide in the coffee maker.