Hold it right there partner! We've been notified that there's some stolen dubs in this area...

Hold it right there partner! We've been notified that there's some stolen dubs in this area. You don't happen to know about that, right citizen?

I saw them running around that corner, sir.

i heard the guy 4 posts down from me knows something about those stolen dubs, officer

Ohs nos. Not a clue officer.

Lol no I'm just a do good hard working citizen

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS OVER ME. IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

over there! look!!

Nigga stole my bike

...

No dubs here officer

DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER

Maybe I saw something. Maybe I didn't. What's it to you?

GET ON THE GROUND SCUMBAGS!

Is that British/English (whatever kind of Eurotrash) police with guns? Also "No sir there's nothing right here on my upper right..NO ITS NOTH-"

No sir. I don't even know what dubs are

But good sir that first man has trips. Surely those must be legal.

Yeah! Give them a hot load of justice all over their faces!

these dubs arent mine

good arfterbul cunstanoon.

thank you

Trips are even more illegal than dubs, fellow user. Just glad they're in custody now. Maybe some time in the slammer outta teach em punks.

What are dubs...?

Din du nuffin ossifuh

but...the trips weren't stolen. i worked my ass off for them

Why hello officers! I have no dubs on me

Doubles are when you have two of the identical number. Very illegal. Trips are when you have three of the same number. Even worse. There's quads quints you get the point. In a single society like this, dubs are punishable by the highest degree. Hope i was able to inform you. Happy travels citizen!

Check em

Trips are illegal. You and I know both know that. But... I can let you go if you want to make a deal. I'll let you off with a warning if you hand those trips over to me.

No dubs here officer

you are coming down with me, officer dubs.

Officer Dubs, you were put under arrest for treason

Thank God for the police!

yeah Metropolitan Police (for London)

You'll never catch me alive!

I knew there was something fishy with this officer.

i dindu nuffin

Didn't see anything officer. I was just casually taking a walk

i know
kek

He has a gun!

Glad I don't have any of those illegal dubs

I clearly have no chance against those trips....

I guess I'll die trying to run away.

>inb4 everyone misses all their shots while you run away

Nooooo

no

cops are tops

a nigger lives next door