I own the moon

I own the moon.

Ask me anything.

Do you own the moon?

Yes

We had such good dubs

Indeed.

Would you like to rent a room on the moon?

If I could, I would
>I'm lovesick

what is your favourite part of the moon?

Indeed.

Tastes like cheese?

The pantry

Only when it's Autumn.

We forgot the crackers!!

What is your policy on lunch?

Why do you only come out at night when the sun is not there?

Are you moonman?

How often do you visit moon?

OP is everything alright, like irl?

Do aliens live on the moon?

What the age of consent on the moon?

There is an emergency supply on the moon for such scenarios.

How expensive was the moon? Is it worth getting a moon or some planet?

Do yyou like the dark side or the light side better?

Is there wifi on the moon?

Twice every half an hour. Preparation is a race!

maybe we should rename the moom

any ideas?

Why do you keep fucking with the tides? Either in or out, fucking chose one already!

Because the Sun makes the moon bleed, and that's not good when the moon is trying to sleep.

>moon man's nigger killing home

No, but I do have a wheelbarrow.

Yes, but they shit everywhere, throw rocks, and I hate them, and so do all the visitors. We hunt them for sport.

White Anglo Saxon protestant land

13. Sometimes I get very lucky when whole families visit.

1 sperm and a tarantula.

The lights side. The dark side is cold and lonely.

Of course. My name is Steve. I like to sit on my porch and smoke. Sometimes I mow the lawn. Life is good.

fuck's sake mate

Chicken Bitch.

Thanks for noticing :D

Because I must hide from the sun.