A guy at work invited me to a bukkake.
I've worked at a fish packing store during the summer for some extra money, Friday is my last day at work. Some guy invited me to a bukkake during the break.
"It's gonna be nice, there's gonna be nice food and cold drinks and after we'll all go out and have a drink. You just have to cum on this bitch's face. She's a total slut and totally into it too. It'll be fun, bro!"
How do I get this piece of shit fired and this thing put on his record?
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You don't, and you go to the bukkake.
dont be a bitch, just do it
You go to the bukkake are you joking
Who cares what he does in his free time?
If it's not your thing, fine, but why be a dick about it?
faggot
Okay, so what you do is go to the bukkake and participate, but videotape the whole thing with a jacket-cam or even your cell phone if they will let you. After your last day, you then go to the manager/supervisor and show them the video and give names.
> get to cum on a bitch's face
> get to ruin a guy's job
> win-win here
You can't get him fired. He'll get a slap on the wrist for "inappropriate" behavior but since you're this much of a faggot, you'll probably get something worse in return, karmically.
How long have you been lost?
>How do I get this piece of shit fired and this thing put on his record?
what the hell does having weird sex hobbies have to do with your record or ability to do your work? Do you have in your record that you are a huge faggot and pussy?
Do you think if you told your boss "hey hey this guy FUCKED someone", this would get them fired and not you laughed out of the office? It's the same situation, not illegal for someone to cum on someone's face with other people at the same time. Welcome to being an adult.
dont be a fucking cum rag, you prick.
so bukkake isnt your thing, mine either, but what has that got to do with work?
Bukkake is gay and disgusting and this guy deserves to be fired for it. 20 guys standing around watching each other while jerking off? The girl is only nominally there. Do you want this pervert to touch your food?
I also know that he sells drugs.
Fucking hell, OP. Don't be so antisocial. Just do the thing, socialise and make some new friends.
Is this sac of shit serious? You cant do shit about the bukkake party. Adults are allowed to do things like this in the privacy of their home. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're going to live and die a little bitch.
Is that Sheever?
I have friends who make porn.
They do it to launder money.
Anybody messing with their operations probably ends up in a sleeping bag hugging a brick at the bottom of a lake.
You should not fuck with people that you do not know, unless they force you to react to something that they've done.
There are people out there who will fuck with somebody's family as a first option.
It's such a stupid idea to cause shit if you don't have to.
Kys, op. Fcking, kill yourself.
Hear hear
Someones a lil bit unsecure about his sexuality, mmhh? Afraid the view of a dick might turn you into a raging homosexual, mmh?
If you worry about what people do in their own time user - never, ever eat food you didn't prepare.
Are you 15/were you mostly homeschooled in a conservative household or something?
To the guy who's posting pictures of sheever. Here is her naked, want the pussy pic?
Tell him to call me back, could do with a half ounce.
Can you imagine the smell? All those naked horny men? At least one is bound to be gassy. The semen?
>Do you want this pervert to touch your food?
i'm not sure, please enlighten me about the handwashing procedures at your workplace, faggot
You should show up and replace the girl
kys faggot
Nigga you're a fish packer. I know what fish smells like once it's not fresh and it's no worse than fuck fumes.
Does he regularly jack off at work and not wash his hands? if not than why the fuck does this matter.
Do you think he's contagious? that you'll "catch the gay" so to speak?
It's fairly obvious to anyone with a brain that a man with such filthy hobbies does not care too much, does not care enough, about hygiene at work. Next time you buy something some food and you find a pube in it then it's because of these people. I don't mind him having a job, I don't mind him raising livestock or driving a truck. I mind him being in direct contact with something other people may eat.
You're all just contrarian. "Oh yes, he's a pig, but what if he's clean enough at work?". Just go kill yourselves already. You're the reason there's traceable amounts of fecal matter in 80% of all food.
i'm not sure, please enlighten me about the handwashing procedures at your workplace, faggot
>being this much of a fucking faggot
forgot an image
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
ya fucking pineye
Do you think someone supervises that? Because no one does. We're required to wash our hands but no one checks that we do it properly. I bet most people don't even know how to wash their hands properly.
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>fuck fumes
fantastic use of alliteration
ok, there's two dudes. one of them is into bukkake and goes to bukkake parties. one of them thinks bukkake is very vulgar and wants to get the first dude fired FOR NO FUCKING REASON.
who do i think is more likely to have disgusting unkempt pubes? the guy who gets action or the guy who's not into this new-fangled sex stuff?
faggot
>How do I get this piece of shit fired and this thing put on his record?
>record
for what you retarded faggot?
that's not her you retard, look at the entire fucking jaw
>one man cums on a girls face
>that's fine
>multiple dudes come on a girls face
>GROSS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR ISN'T ILLEGAL
Just admit it OP you're afraid of other dicks
There are murderers out there, and you're butthurt over your own homophobia. You should invite a hot girl. Maybe she'll join.
If the girl is hot do it, if not dont. Simple.
>someone has a fetish I dont like!
>Better get him fired!
Knowing Karma, if you actually tried this, the boss would be into bukkake and went to the party himself.
This practice has nothing to do with work hygiene. If a person eats shit at home, literal shit, but cleans themselves well and proper for work, then there is no foul.
This has to be bait.
Has to be bait.
There are murderers so I shouldn't object if someone shits in my food?
If all you know about two people is that one eats his own shit and the other doesn't, wouldn't you trust the person who doesn't eat his own shit to handle your food over the person who does?
I'm not claiming there's a 100% correlation, I'm claiming that the correlation is strong enough that this man shouldn't be handling food.
You're being irrational.
How about you speak to your supervisor about that?
You seem to believe it's difficult to get clean after getting in contact with feces / semen. People ignore hygiene when it matters not because they do dirty shit in the first place, but because they are carelessly unaware of when they touch shit. It's more of an issue to take a shit while doing your work than having a bukkake at a different time of day, where you are guaranteed to get into contact with something unhygienic, and you cannot know for sure about other peoples hygiene. So you shower and clean your hands twice. What's the issue?
>I'm not claiming there's a 100% correlation, I'm claiming that the correlation is strong enough that this man shouldn't be handling food.
No, you're not. You're claiming that you're afraid of what other people do, even though all it does is affect your base judgments because it satisfies your puny homophobic ego.
If this isn't bait and you're actually just weak minded, then god forbid you try to have children and enslave them with these small-minded notions you seem to cherish.
Also, if you're so upset about food hygiene, talk to your manager about it, not Sup Forums, you fucking pleb.
Everyone jerks off. Everyone takes a shit and touches their asshole. As long as you clean yourself up well, no problem.
Would you eat food prepared by a plumber, as long as he washes up well after his work? I would.
get a life cunt
> If all you know about two people is that one eats his own shit and the other doesn't, wouldn't you trust the person who doesn't eat his own shit to handle your food over the person who does?
Out of instinct, I would trust the person who does not eat shit. However, there is a difference between a rational decision and one based on disgust. It could be that said shiteater is at least washing his hands afterwards. Of course you should not trust him because he could be hypothetically the more hygienic person. You should not trust anyone but have controls and employees who have the expectation that when working with food, you don't get filth on the food, and act accordingly.
>implying this has to be a hygiene issue for him to get fired
>implying he has to get fired legally for this
It's a moral character thing. If someone in charge is a normal rational human being, all you have to do is let them know somehow and he'd get fired.
Here's an idea... Kills yourself
That's why he's asking Sup Forums what he can do to get him fired because if he went to a supervisor a told him this guy is attending a bukkake session and he thinks it's gross his supervisor would just give him a very confused look.
Too bad OP isn't a woman, then he could just claim he raped her and that would be that.
Too bad OP is just some cuck, I suppose.
Ah well, time to forget about this thread within the hour.
bye fellas, nice hating you OP
You should feel honored that he has invited you to get a free blowjob with free food and drink
>If someone in charge is a normal rational human being
Nigga rational human beings would look at his work a weigh his ability to work vs the detriment to the company. If you don't have any reason to believe he doesn't clean himself, then this situation has no bearing, and if you have reason to believe he doesn't clean himself, his ass should already be out.
Okay so check it out user(s)
Everyday you go to the bathroom, shit and piss particles get inhaled.
When you walk oitside. Pulluted shitty air fills your lungs.
Every public object you touch. Rail. Door. Chair. Sink handle. Guaranteed shit particles dick particles aids flu virus ect ect.
My point is no matter how hard tou try. Youre going to be saturated in the filth of others. The only thing that keeps most people sane is the fact that its outta sight. So no one really thinks about it.
Posting while shitting btw
>offers free sexy time
>offers free food/drink
>street pharmacist
Sounds like a good friend, my kind of guy