It hurts man. I know I'm not now and most likely will never be physically attractive so I spend my time learning about anything I find interesting. It won't get me laid but it might get me a job.
Dylan Robinson
>tfw 4 inches and circumcised I consider suicide daily, don't worry
Joshua Moore
I have a great dick, but sometimes I wish I didn't. Popping a stiff one is obvious and uncomfortable, girls complain that it hurts, hard to get out to take a piss, etc.
Im grateful but still.
Chase Reyes
Your sentences to try to pickup a girl might be :"I have a big cock" and that's retarded, nothing more to offer than a "big cock" not even earned with your effort. What normal sized guys do to pickup girls usually is having amazing conversations, making them laugh then fuck 'em. -Big dick retard convo: What do you have to offer? "A big dick, bitch let's fuck" -Normal sized dick: What do you have to offer? "Let's talk about the universe, have some fun and laugh, then let's fuck" And yeah we can go all-in without them complaining it hurts, big dicks are not everything, and stop acting like it's something you achieved with your work, dumbasses.
Hudson Anderson
bump
Ethan Foster
size?
Justin Williams
you're not unique, cunt i'm 8x6 and got dumped a couple of weeks ago because my girl said she can't take the post-sex pain anymore, i don't know what the fuck are you on about but i'd kill for an average sized cock
Owen Parker
Your gf just had a tiny vag
Nicholas Peterson
>women will reject you for having a big or small penis so average is right? and what size is this?
Jack Lopez
they all do but i won't settle for fucking landwhales the rest of my life i'd say around 6"
Liam Barnes
doing fine with my 7.5 x 6 not bragging
Christian Fisher
Vaginal depth is not related to height or body fat.
Josiah Phillips
true but in my experience the more petite girls have had smaller pussies
Jose Cook
>Nothing is better in life than having a fat dick given this obvious fact, why is every guy with a big dick so very insecure about it. you all think more about other guys dicks than most women. be happy with your cock and try to share it with women instead of men
Charles James
>Nothing is better in life than having a fat dick try achieving something
Alexander Hernandez
Do i have a small dick OP?
Ayden Sullivan
Same size, girlfriends says it's too big...
Chase Kelly
penis sizes?
Jeremiah Wright
Girlfriend* lol
Liam Jenkins
OP be trollin but kinda has a point...
THese super ambitious 16 hr work a day type dudes...just a couple extra inches and they'd be so much happier and morecontent right?
Henry Wilson
>tfw when I have a big dick but it's too big to fuck pre-teen pussy
Adrian Baker
then get ready for her to dump your ass no matter how horny mine was or how much lube we used she just couldn't take it i could have wifed that bitch too, absolute sweetheart
Aaron Thompson
women love confidence
Nothing gives a man confidence like the knowledge youre packing a seal club betwixt the thighs.
Women pickup on that shit
Parker Butler
...
Bentley Murphy
more?
Luis Scott
one day at a time
Brayden Rodriguez
sorry just a random save from footfag thread
Ayden Phillips
mine could be worse, kind pencil dicky but make my gf squirt so >7 inches >1.75 diameter
Elijah Gomez
Anecdotal.
Justin Rivera
I wish I had a small dick. I want a cute wee wee because I'm ultra gay (giant faggot), an autistic manchild, I think small dicks are sexy, and I'm a bit narcissistic. No joke.
Dominic Murphy
Am sorry to tell you but that ain't big
Nicholas Russell
Why not both?
Wyatt Robinson
it gets worse. that handsome gentleman on the left likely has an enviable unit, a dong worthy of the name. RIghty has a shrivelled acord sitting atop his undeveloped testes. You see a full sized unit is the #indicator of genetic fitness. Women pick up on that shit
Colton Adams
what gave it away, the fact i said "in my experience"? idiot
Noah Mitchell
I feel depressed and worthless because I am like my dick
Dylan Powell
fuck you dude your so fucking dumb. Yoy know what I mean so stop trolling faggot
Adrian Martin
Your picking an argument where there isn't one son. Don't be one of them.
You started the discussion with the premise that you would have to settle for land whales if you wanted to use your big dick to the full potential. That is not the case. End of discussion.
Andrew Rogers
7" here, kinda thick too. girl i sleep with says i am the biggest she's had and she loves it. she also says she is happy that i am not bigger because even now i have to be careful not to stick it in too deep. she is 4'9" so my tick nearly goes all the way up to her belly button.
Dominic Peterson
Preach on brother. 'Almost too big' is what every woman both desires AND requires
Connor Diaz
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Parker Cox
OP here. This is the key thing.
Even if its a bit of a hassle to start with because of the pure size in the end women just like to know there with someone who has the biggest. Its a psychological thing more than a mechanical thing.
Isaiah Torres
Suck my dick you aids infested cock fuck
Michael Kelly
Why my dick is in 95% percentile girth but it looks average to me?
Noah Long
how impressive does that even look soft, or when its soft and its cold?
Carter Phillips
not him, relax
Blake Barnes
Actually good point
Justin Howard
Trying too hard. Pretty obvious you're a small to average sized fag whose intention is to propagate a 'big dicks are bad cos i don't have one' type of agenda.
Barely 6" here too and, sure, I wouldn't mind some more girth but people who brag about having a big dick remind me of the vacuous fuckwads who brag about their parents being rich. Same kind of deal.
Thomas Turner
yeah man, I'm right there with you on the 95%... its like coming 4th at the Olympics, it just isn't that noticeable to the eyes, although it can still be too much for some women... and its probably one of the best sizes for mechanical sex performance... but still, not visually and psychologically excitable in how it compares to those just a bit larger.
Joshua Taylor
pretty decent
Benjamin Robinson
(you)
Nathan Gray
I have a decently big dick, it's about 7 inches and fairly thick, but I'm constantly paranoid that it's gonna shrink or I'm gonna damage it somehow or otherwise do something (masturbate too much, have too rough of sex, damage it or my balls from sitting wrong, since I constantly sit at work) that will negatively affect it's size or my ability to get an erection, etc. Having a big dick is like really one of the only things I got going for me, aside from being fairly tall too.. It's like, since it's my only really good asset I'm constantly paranoid that I'm gonna lose it, even though I know realistically, nothing's gonna happen.. Anyone else go through this?
Blake Harris
my dick just looks like yours
Jordan Smith
even though i'm average, i found affirmation with chicks about the way i fuck a long time ago.
I've been complimented on how great i fuck a lot
Matthew Phillips
There is a mental illness where someone is constantly scared that his dick is getting smaller and smaller and will eventually disappear
Luis Reed
daaaaayum, kindof wish i had a friend like you to platonically suck off
Kayden Stewart
Mine is 5.5" length and 6" girth. I know it's not great but is it ok at least?
Brody James
wouldn't believe that if it hasn't happened to me recently. i was out of town and she was horny (we have an open thing going), so she hooked up with some random guy. told me he was too small and actually stopped mid-sex because she is so accustomed to me filling her out and she grew bored.
now she says she only fucks me for the time being because most dicks aren't worth it when she can have mine. i don't even care about that, but this way i can fuck her bareback with no bad feeling.
Thomas Powell
...
Aaron Barnes
"Wow I suck, at least it's a big one."
Chase Adams
Yeah I feel like I have a touch of that.. Plus I've gained some weight as I've gotten older (I'm not fat, I just used to be super skinny, went from 145-170) and it used to be right at 7" and now it's a bit under. So of course that freaked me the fuck out
Wyatt Bailey
Im a 6 incher
Adam James
What were you saying about genetic fitness?
Samuel Barnes
It's not really hard just get by one day at a time like anyone else. I actually to dont know how you can go on if all you have to hold on to is a fat dick, no pun intended.
Oliver Taylor
I'm interesting and hung. Fucking boring ass spic
Luke Miller
Mine's small and i hate it.
Dominic Harris
Nigga. Im 350lbs. 6'2 fat as fuck. Im 23. Gf is 19. Hot as fuck. Does literally anything i want. Having threesome with her sister this weekend. I have maybe maybe a 5.5incher. Its not size. Its stamina. I can literally fuc her untill she passes out. Im not that biggest shes had by a long shot. But im the best lay. You fags whine about small dicks. Learn to eat the pussy. Eat it well and she wont even care about your dick.
Christian Taylor
^^^^^^^^^
James Butler
You know that being in an open relationship automatically makes you a cuck.
Christ, dude, even your made up stories where you pretend to be hung end up with you being a cuck. Maybe work on those self esteem issues.
Luis Turner
Real question is, how did OP get a pic of my dick
Lincoln Cook
length doesn't have much to say as long as you're not an acorn, girth however is kind of a big deal also, in the sme way that guys have different sized dicks, girl's vagina sizes vary greatly (along with their dick size preference)
Jackson Brown
So the only thing keeping you from going over the edge is holding a cock... have you considered the possibility that you may be a homosexual user
Xavier Davis
I think the only thing close to true in that whole train-wreck of a paragraph is the part about your cock-size.
Julian Gutierrez
how much of a semi is that? or is it always that puffed up cause your super skinny?
Hunter Clark
This nigger
Jose Morris
And weight.
Benjamin Johnson
meet my semi-flaccid alpha male cock, you sissy faggot. >you don't want to know what it looks like when it's fully erect, faggots
Wyatt Hughes
>Tumblr in the title More like a beta, faggot. Next time don't download off tumblr, idiot.
Caleb Lopez
...
Isaiah Young
I have a fat dick too. I love it, other that having to hold it up while pooping so it doesnt dip in the water. But, the plusses are better than the few negatives.
Ian Bennett
>you don't want to know what it looks like when it's fully erect
correct
Easton Edwards
I love having a large penis
Even just fapping is more fun
Nathan Campbell
>meet my dick >I got it off of tumblr
user is a faggot that saves pics of random dicks. 10/10/10
Caleb Ramirez
Nigga you mad? I have nothing to prove to random internet fags. Just telling you advice on how to get laid. Sorry your dick isnt as wet as mine is
Elijah Cox
It's not even that big OP your like a 20%, and stop outing yourseof as a virgin with these stupid made up stories you post everyday. Go to a dick rate thread and 75% are bigger than you
This guy. Dude, you're a overweight nigger, fuck outta here No one cares how "wet" your dick is...
Zachary Smith
Yeah whatever man. Absolutely no-one thought you were bullshitting.
Enjoy your 'threesome with her sister' and hope you 'literally fuc her til she passes out'
Connor Murphy
White as fuck. Overweight by choice. Big ass house, own my own car. Sexy kinky gf. Dont be mad. Sorry you havent been in a pussy since you were born
Daniel Scott
it's no open relationship. she is a fuck buddy. you know, some people actually like girls who have a grown up kind of sexuality. she doesn't whore around but when she wants sex, she gets it. same as me.
you'll understand when you're out of school.
Joseph Foster
Oh boy i spend my freetime going on Sup Forums and lying Dear god you caught me. If you dont believe me i dont care. Just trying to teach you fags something. But enjoy your moms basements and sexless lives.
Connor Roberts
>doesn't whore around
>fucks random strangers
ok m8
Elijah Robinson
dick obviously isn't that good then. no woman would slut herself for other dicks otherwise.
Lincoln Sanchez
Kek guess we know why OP is so insecure he as the body of a 13 year old twink. The godman floor board is as tall as you, fucking manlet.
Luis Fisher
you don't know much about women, right?
Benjamin Russell
Quoth the raven 'Nevemore'
Camden Foster
This. Being a cuck is the maturest shit ever. Every man should be cucked by a mandingo.
Adam Watson
Prove you aren't a nigger so? You're going to die by the age of 30 if you are 300lb You're going to go bankrupt if you keep eating faggot You're obviously a cuck and a fucking spastic because you are trying to brag on the fucking internet, ya cause that works. Girlfriend probably gave you AIDS because of the dudes shes fucked, and I'll have you know, that pussy is in my daily diet, you fucking mongoloid
Xavier Wilson
>no woman would slut herself for other dicks otherwise
I think it is well implied by this statement that that poster is 12 years old and what is this?
Matthew Cruz
nothing shows your masculinity and general superiority more than showing your dick to twentysomething antisocial fat boys who are into "feminine penises" and anime.