Stapler = Double hole connector penetrator

Stapler = Double hole connector penetrator

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OP = faggot

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I think it would be double penetrator hole connector, could be mistaken for two sided dild though

Asshole = Turdcutter

i love it when you shit and it just comes out without having to push or cut

Watermelon = organic nigger water supply sphere

electronic wifi communicator.

bump just for this

Electric guitar = thunder powered portable harp

the thundergods' lute

Fucking epic

kebab exterminator

Kek

Spatula = cookie shovel

it literally means little shovel already, you dumb ass niggercunt

Spider =mini land octopus

Dildo= THE FALSE PHALLUS OF PLEASURE AND PENETRATION, AS WELL AS A LAST RESORT BLUDGEONING TOOL TO ASSERT DOMINANCE OVER CYANOBACTERIA, SYNAPSIDS, BISON, AND JASON STATHAM, WHILE ALSO SERVING AS A LIGHTNING ROD, POOL CUE, WEINER FOR HOTDOG, AND FEMUR SHOULD YOU NEED IT.

Plate = food-holding frisbee

flashlight
handheld portable darkness eliminator

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Trashcan = Bottomless receptacle of you

samefag

Sandwich = desert enchantress

Nice

I'm afraid you're wrong

Kool aid=Nigger brain

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dubs=Truth
trips=truth

Socks = feet gloves

gloves = hand socks

original

gun
exothermic reaction to kinetic energy projectile directioner

lamp post = timely illuminant of sight and stopping vehicles

I see what you did there

Hat=Head Pants

KEK

Headphones = Cranium Interlocked Audio Orientation Projectors

Abortion pill = human spawn exterminator

pants = leg hat

traffic light = colorblindness removers

Skateboard = rolling wood plank

Pencil = Alternative Elongated Information Expressor

This saved this shitty thread

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black people = slaves

online iq test = retard suppressant

Abortion doctor = fetal spawn camper

Sup Forums - Pulse

car without muffler = compensation for one lacking where it counts, whether it be wallet or pants

wind turbine
fusion powered gas kinetic harvester

Chair = perpendicular ass containment field.

Females = sandwich and sex despensory.

Table = shit holder

Wall = shit blocker.

Door = unloaded area divider.

Questionable.