Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories

Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories.

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I bought drake tickets and the show got cancelled and it was from a 3rd party who decdied to close their website down
I imagine the profits they made off doing that

Drake fucked me out of 145$
Drake fucked me
And it feels good

Jordan attended her borther's wedding which was held at the hotel where I worked. I banged one of her friends that night. That is the closest I've come to a celebrity. Ba da dum

lold

I fucked ur mum, but then again who hasn't mate?
she's a famous whore.

I had sex with miss pennsylvania 2016, not sure how I would ever prove that. I fucking met her on Tinder.

Saw a thread where user claimed to work wardrobe for GOT and had seen most of the cast naked. Also said he was gay, and no one on Sup Forums would joke about that so all must be true. Want details?

Closest thing famous i fucked is Celine Dion's niece

Sweet, how was she? And was it before or after her crowning?

See, that's how you know it's ligit. Celine Dion's niece....who could make that up?

Yea before, by like 6 months. She did modeling and shit before hand. She was good, not great. I mean a hot 9/10 you find in a club would probably fuck you better and be freakier.

That's real close. Good job, bro.

Did she spit or swallow?

I fucked Lauren Marie Young back in high school. She was known just as 'the model' because she did some teen modeling. Didn't hear from her for years and then saw her in a Carl's Jr commercial, best tits I ever came across.

Whats the point in asking that OP? Most of these newfags are virgins anyway.

The one on the left

Pic for reference

Neither I pulled the condom off and came on her back

story?

Had to google the name. Looks like a decent score. Splendid tits

>Met her in a club, my friend ask me to wingman as he wanted to hit on her friend, and i hit on her. so i did. Braught me back at her place on that night, then i dated her for a few month. got to meed Celine as i got invited to a party in her manor in Laval.

>She is a great fuck and is super cock hungry. I loved her very much but she couldn't keep her leg closed so i broke up with her when i found out she was cheating.

>Never been this much in love since

>She actually is a redhead and its so much nicer then those fake blonde hair

Nice

That's sad. Anal too?

Pretty much anything you can think of yes

Bad luck mate, but good story

Demanding story to go with these images

So, what was your wildest sex experience you ever had with her?

Nothing too wild as i was quite vanilla back then, it was like 10 years ago.

Fuck in public places, made a video(that i dont have anymore sorry) she would get in her sister's room to grab her schoolgirl outfit and come back and i fucked her like that.

Her sister it the one on the right in the pic

I fucked a niece of Terence Hill

>She always swallows to the last drop, would make me cum in an empty glass of whine and drink it.

looks like my aunt Helga.

That's great. My gf hates it ;_;

...continue

Are you seriously going to leave this without story? Have you no heart??

not sure what else

>she was always up to fuck, but had daddy issues and it was pretty easy to get in bed, so i had great fun fucked anytime i wanted, others did as well so yeh :/

Carolina Panthers Cheerleader 2015 season does that count?

I would fuck the shit out of her. She's super tiny with huge tits and a perfect ass. It's a shame she doesn't porn.

She's fucking gorgeous!

i bill clinton back in colegel, i dont know how but that fucker has hidden is past soo well.
he used to be a cheeleader,and had a nice ass too.

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Looks like my aunt Helga when she's ready to go out on the town.

Hard to believe it's been 5 years already.

She was locally famous. She fucked over 100 guys in one summer alone.

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What's her number?

who?

I actually banged demi lovato. Was about 2009 used to have a shitty pop punk band here in tampa. She came with a girl that was dating a guitarist for another band. After the show there was an after party and we got drunk and boom. Also that night i witnessed a whole band and their road and merch crew run a train on one girl. Also seen my friends girlfriend drunkenly cheat on a buddy of mine while he was vomiting from his first time drinking. She was a virgin too. My buddy came out with blood all over his pants and just got naked and went down a slip n slide at like 3 a.m. crazy times

>best tits I ever came across

Kek

fucked her in high school before she started acting.

youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE

How was demi in bed? What was her body like? Bush?

Eh... I hope you lied because Drake is fucking gay, but it's not as unlikely as the rest of this thread who are all fucking lying neckbeards as usual.

I ate Tyra Banks' pussy in the back of a limo in '02, I worked as her security for a couple of years.

If only one of these were the truth, which one would user put money on?

I fucked a well-known (as much as one can be) voice actress who's also known for having a nice ass.

I was in an on/off relationship with Stefani Germanotta (Gaga) before she was blonde, had white teeth, and famous. We both went to NYU and met in class. We still talk every once in awhile.

The Tyra Banks pussy guy

go on

Was it Lauren Tom? It was Lauren Tom, wasn't it oldfag?

Yes. Greentext?

Im gay

I rawdogged jlaw in Montreal not too long ago. met at a dark dive bar in mile end

Yeahh, we have, OP. Every one of us..... except you, b/c you are a virgin faggot.

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If I were a behavioral psycologist I would agree with you...but the sceptic in me suspect that a guy in a security outfit would not have gotten the spelling right in that sentence

>rawdogged
greentext please

I'd fucking hammer that ass

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Be real, is she as much of a freak in bed as she'd lead us all to believe?

>go down to granby st one weekend
>meet this hot chick
>date a few weeks
>she turns out to be bat shit crazy
>dump her
>few years pass
>see her singing on tv
>mfw she's Lady Gaga

I fucked a fashion designer and went on a date with an Olympian but that's the closest I've been to fucking fame

Yes, I was engaged to a famous actress. Oscar nominee. I also fucked a few others who work in TV and film but who are less famous. I am too much of a coward to discuss any details here. But I will share with you all these cold hard facts: actresses are lousy in bed. They are cold tomboys inside. Not sexual at all. They can suck a dick because it's a performance. But actually melting into your body, surrendering, loving you, and coming from head to toe? Forget it. Sure you can lick their clits for an hour and they'll come, especially if they are drunk, but they really aren't like other women. They have a huge void inside them. Most of them were sexually abused as kids, or else abandoned by their shitty fathers. I know these sound like huge generalizations, but I have found almost no exceptions. So enjoy your fantasies, fap away, but don't harbor any illusions that if you met one, it would be all that fun to fuck them. I consider my escape from my famous actress to be one of the best things I ever did. I saved my own life.

How was that ass?? Good in bed? How'd she keep things downstairs?

trips dont lie

>few others who work in TV and film
names. now

This was way back in early 2000s. She definitely wasn't the throbbing pop sex queen that she is now. She was a lot of fun, I loved her. I miss her all the time. I love that she's famous, but I miss the funny little mouse from math class :(

I will give you one detail though... She likes to be on top, it's the only way for her to get off. Go figure

Was she Sarah Marshal?

>They have a huge void inside them. Most of them were sexually abused as kids
So, you fucked the icarlys

The second. No idea who that is. The first one is a pathetic neckbeard fantasy.

She didn't really keep things trimmed for a year or so there. When her and her roommate started doing "Online modeling", she started getting waxed like twice a month

I fucked Jakki Degg in egypt. she might not be famous now but she to be

> Sup Forums
> fucked
> fucked famous

newfag fuck off

Honestly, who cares about and . So probably they're true.

Think one of the top 10 or 15 in Hollywood. I fucked his sister once. Just can't tell exactly who.

Man spending 12 years on Sup Forums is nothing to brag about. If you're actually an old fag just end it you awkward fuck

See, shit like this HAS to be true. Jakki Degg was effin hot back in the day. When was this?

any clue?

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>said she was from the states
>i didn't realize it was her, she was dressed like a hipster, i told her she looked familiar but she brushed it off
>she had a cover story and didn't use her real name
>left before dawn because "i hate the paps"
>paps?
>"the papparazi"
>mfw jennifer lawrence

nice girl, gave me a fake mtl #

please be more vague in future, I can't handle this much information.

Had a devil's threesome with a Roosevelt and a Hemingway (great grandchildren). Does that count?
Also fucked a chick on the reality show Edge of Alaska, but pretty much the whole town fucked her.
Do either of those count?

You suggesting Gaga did porn of some kind?

I recon that if you google image the name and get more than 10 hits it counts

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume all of you are lying. Because it's the internet after all.

I fucked lady gaga before she was a guy.

I'll second what this user says, although my experience was lesser, singular, and I can't speak to abuse

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

All are lies

I fucked this fat bitch

Fucked her in college.

I'm yelly, fuckhead

No, her roommate had a fashion blog and got her to model some of the designs. Nothing special, other than Steph loving the attention she got from it. She was just barely putting herself out there at this point.