ITT : We all live in the same house

ITT : We all live in the same house.

why the fuck is every room empty except the goddamn basement

We'd need a rail line from Wendies

Kek

Speaking of which, we're out of Doritos. Whose turn is it to get more?

Anyone want some Cheese Pizza?

Fuck that I'm not going outside.

That's what the rail line is for

How do we haze the newfags?

It's steve's turn but he's out for black lady hunting

I'm sick of y'all niggas eating my damn cereal. I bought it, I eat it.

WHERE DO ALL MY SOCKS KEEP GOING?!?!?!?!

Why does it always smell like doritos and armpit here?

surelly

Hey I got us a dog he's pretty rad
>please don't fuck it

What's yours is mine
What's mine is mine

Hey guys im bringing a girl over later can you guys clean up?

Our house, in the middle of our street

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE

The stains won't come off the couch

LOL GUISE, THE ELECTRIC BILL ENDS IN DUBS

SUM1 COME CHECK 'EM

those are socks?

i thought they where dick warmers...

this underrated

blackface and rape, ofc

Chill dude don't do this again

It's alright we'll just chill in my room

Hey, you guys want uncle user to tell you a story?


No? Well fuck you telling it anyways.

>Hey guys im bringing a girl

good

make her do the cleaning

PS: im not sure your mother counts as a girl.

Shit too many lines

Okay uncle user. I'm at the edge of my chair.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM DARSHAN. I DONT WANT YOUR SMELLY ASS IN HERE

Checked

Anyone noticed the party van that has been outside for nearly two days?

We have to have Mad Thad chained up in the basement

Nigger this is the party house. This is where the party van drops us off

Do tell. Brb though. Fap

>be me
>13
>mom left for work
>all doors were locked from outside
>opened a door leading outside
>shut it behind me
>just chilled for a bit
>walked back and tried to twist the knob
>locked
>fuck
>95° out
>tried opening every door
>all locked
>tried opening windows
>locked
>wandered around front yard with nothing to do for awhile
>walking all around parameters
>talking to myself and started making angry noises and cussing
>went on for an hour
>went to garage and taped some nails together
>felt like I was crafting something from dead rising
>took of the doorknob of one of the doors
>tried reaching the doorknob on the other side through the hole where the doorknob on my side was
>couldn't reach it
>I'm super frustrated
>mom and dad don't come home for like 5 hours
>throw nail tape thingy
>it breaks all over the floor
>highly consider smashing the glass on the door and breaking in like that
>how would I tell my parents what happened

I saw Jay getting in it and never came out tho.

Anybody want to play some video games?

2 L8 M8 ;)

who shit in the fucking sink? if i find out I will shove a bottle of hot sauce without the cap off up your ass and if you try to take it out you'll get in in your ass cavity

>eventually got bored
>wait 30 minutes acting like I'm tom hanks on castaway slowly going mad
>highly considered going to the neighbors and chilling with them for a bit
>found a giant walking stick think in the backyard
>decided to shove it up my ass like the horny pre teen idiot I was
>it felt horrible and pulled it out before I could lodge it deep
>the end is smeared in shit
>smell it and gag
>toss it up the hill I'm the backyard
>it was never found again after I tossed it like it disappeared or some fucked up pedo took it and used it for... Something
>eventually walked to the back of our beat up old ford taurus
>screamed a bit and went insane due to bordom
>ithinkihaveautism.jpg
>waited for an hour doing nothing walking around the outside of the house and shit
>eventually fell asleep in the back of the car
>woke up to my mom opening the car door
>im drenched in sweat
>all the windows were rolled up
>mom said I could've died if I stayed in there for 30 more minutes
>went back inside
>thank god 4 AC
>played Xbox and feel asleep
True story

Must be a real fun party, we should go check it out

The absolute mad man. And by mad man, I mean pedophile weeaboo nigger.
Why are we having him over again?

I drank all the chocolate milk.

There ya go anons. Did ya like my story?

Because without him its so quiet in the house

A bit of help here guys.

What car do I take for my date guys?

Would we have a washroom or just a pit for the piss bottles?

ive sharted better stories

soup gusy I'm the guy In the top floor left room
sorry for the smell I cant out of bed due to depression so I cum on the floor
I'm glad we made this thread now I can communicate with you

please turn down the volume in the weekends and don't browse hot cp on my internets do you not see the party van
thanks
yours smelly
tom

GUYS SOMEONE ATE ALL THE CHICKEN TENDIES

I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES AND I WANT THEM NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i dont think your fag date cares about your cars, m8

he just wants to pound your boihole

Too Long We Slept Off

uncle pls ur stries are shit af

Pack your shit and get out

red one the purple with the spoiler is the ca equivalent of a lifted truck

lifted truck = high ego tiny dick

Okay tards nooses are ready
On 3

You've mistaken me for my gay twin brother Richard. I am Toby!

Reeeeeeeeeee

>no Audi R8
You have terrible taste in exotic cars.

We all know this is your car irl user.

Hey guys keep it down out there me and my girlfriend are trying to watch a movie in here!

My fucking sides

We're all fully capable of reverse-searching you absolute faggot.

neither ride a bike to fuck with people

>Audi R8
Fuck off, Heil the F12 Berlinetta

So we are having a gang bang While you watch?

GUYS! THIS IS FREAKING THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

WHY IS THIS F22 CIRCLING OUR HOUSE?!!

I'm just kidding! It's right here....ah, shit, I knocked it over by mistake.

Forgive me.

B-but... They're true........ Ugh you kids now a days have no appreciation for good ole stories. now its all about weed ans technolagy and what hoe cody cheated on with. Im going to bed. Im too old for this crap.

Listen Cletus, I know you love your KrautHammer Helmet and belting "DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ÄLLES" but there are robots that don't take to kindly to that.

It's OUR room now. And you are my beeeatch.

Awww, but I liked the story!

Dave must be back from training and we forgot to build the runway

459 for that sound or kys

Dating cars, huh? Thats something new

...

Its because our house is in the middle of the FUCKING GODDAMN RUNWAY!

IF I DON'T GET ANY TENDIES IN THE NEXT HOUR, I'M SHITTING IN SOMEONE'S BED.

Is that ur dick?

What the fuck is an 459? either you meant 458 or theres a new ferrari only you know about

Egh. Well, its good that some of you appreciate the classics. MARIA! WHERES MY FUCKING ALKA SELTZER

Both I'm sure.
Restroom user master race reporting in

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Hey guys is it alright if i blast Dominican dembow in the surround sound speakers downstairs?

It's a typo, my friend.

No

THE BED I'M GOING TO SHIT ON IS YOURS IF I GET NO TENDIES.

Yeah fam that's chill. I'll be up here lifting and listening to death grips loud af

I'm just leaving my glass of cum here. Pls make sure it doesn't fall and spill over.

cool shit fam thanks

...

crossed the line fucker

I'm giving this cup to OP. He's thirsty so thanks, user.

That's what i thought, bitch.

pools closed

De nada familia.
Holler at your boy if you want to smoke some shit later

Alright guys.
Who keeps cumming in the mayo?

DOOZ YOU HAZ MAYNKRAFT????

And a fucking truck from Five Guys

claro man i got the hookah and everything

Anyone mind if I run a daycare/teen center on the top floor?