ITT: Show me your dildos

ITT: Show me your dildos

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Bummp

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Bamp

>he paints his nails

Sure why not

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Yeah because that was the factor that made that image gay

How cute :3

>Getting a black one

What's cute about it? Is it the colour? c:

Did you just assume their gender?

The color is cute, the length is absolutely great :3

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Mine and me :)

Can't take it all tho :c

Someone post some bad dragon shit

Good god.

I really want to buy a bad dragon toy but I dont have that much money to spare unfortunaly.

I wouldn't be able too :o also the shape is beautiful :3

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What the hell is that pink thing right in the middle?

Stop with the fucking :3 already.
What the fuck am I doing in this thread anyways?

a dildo? has one of those Vac u loc things on it.

Maybe you're just obsessed with dick. I can understand that. m/f?

Woah settle down m8

The fact you have them in this manner like this is disturbing.

Well not really obsessed. Just can appreciate a good looking dick :) M

faget

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Why do these even exist?

What the fuck

Is that a speculum?

Nigga you need a new hobby.

So gay people feel better with taking things up theirs asses

why do you need four of the same dildo?

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That doesn't make any sense

Phimosis with bolted on tits? No thanks. Gimme a twink.

Some people thinks it's actually straight to take a strapon from a woman. Little do they know...

Oh, well putting stuff up your ass imo is w/e. It feels good if you do it correctly. So if it's purely for pleasure it's of no sexuality at all. If you're romantically & physically attracted to women, you're straight. If you're romantically & physically attracted to men, you're gay.

Source; I'm a faggot. My boyf doesn't like taking it at all. That doesn't make him straight.

Are you married and have a dildo?
Your ring is showing mate

I think it's a girl.

So let's say I would take a dick up my ass and lick it (before, after would be disgusting) but I'm not attracted to men anyhow, am I still straight? Because it doesn't really make any sense.

Sauce, please!

if you want to suck a dick, and oyu want a dick up your ass, you're probably attracted to the male form. So I'd say you're a faggot in denial. If it's just a dildo that you use to pleasure yourself. Then you're after nothing more than an orgasm, and not one reached by fucking a guy, thus not a faggot.

Gay guy in Canada, thinking of getting a new toy. I've had a few really cheap dildos and vibrators, but all stuff that just didn't last (cheap parts, low quality material, poor construction). Now I'm looking at getting something high quality that will last forever.

I'm thinking silicone dildo, preferably with a suction cup, and I want something normal sized. I'm not interested in ten inches long and thick as a beer can. I'm finding it difficult to find something that's a realistic dick size.

Any recommendations?

user's a double millionaire

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>normal size
what's your length & girth range?

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I guess length is easier to deal with, so less important, but maybe max 7 or 8 inches long? Girth, I'm less sure what's realistic, but maybe 4-5 inches around?

My only concern is unpacking an expensive toy and discovering it's the size of my forearm and not being able to use it.

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Rate?

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The only one i can take is the purple one unfortunately

Price range?

Ok then

The cheaper the better? I'm willing to pay for quality, of course, but not looking for an $1800 gold plated toy. Maybe $50 as a rough upper limit?

just find a website with legitimate user comments, they're usually very descriptive and insightful as to what potential buyers are wondering

Weren't you the guy being fucked by your gf with this?

lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36006
I don't own this myself, but I own similar products like; which is mine.
Idk if there's a US version of this site but it's definitely good quality. Definitely do browse around though, lots of products and they're all pretty good.

amzn.com/B01GWLNAYI

Model name pls?

Looks pretty good quality. Been looking for something like that

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Doc Johnson's American Bombshell butt plug

Just a tiny bit too big for me. But feels amazing when I get it in there right.

Why are there so many japanese pornos with milk coming out of the girls' asses? This is like, the 1 fetish that I don't at least understand.

Your Mom!

Have you ever been to Japan? It's the closest you'll ever come to meeting Martians, because most of those guys are as weird as fuck. Nothing surprises me if it comes out of the land of the rising son

dragon for ever

half of my collection

bigest

Whats some beginner tips on self anal play

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didn't that just come out?

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Wat is that?

What does it look like?

It has balls. Does it have a dick too?

Like some inflatable toy in front of pillow.

No that one came out a bit ago they just added a new color to it

Heres mine

Nope. No balls, no dick.

Have you never seen a swollen pussy before? It's suppose to be that

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that dude is ridiculously hairy.

oh. Well nah I'm gay, vaginas scare me.

My girl about to get dicked with hers while I'm in her ass.

Testosterone little cuck. Manly testosterone.

what are these called?

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I'm not a cuck, just a gay bottom.