How is there no thread for this yet? Game starts in about 5 minutes.
Cardinals Lineup:
1. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B 2. Stephen Piscotty (R) CF 3. Matt Holliday (R) LF 4. Brandon Moss (L) RF 5. Yadier Molina (R) C 6. Jhonny Peralta (R) 3B 7. Jedd Gyorko (R) 2B 8. Greg Garcia (L) SS 9. Carlos Martinez (R) P
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B 5. Addison Russell (R) SS 6. Jason Heyward (L) RF 7. Chris Coghlan (L) LF 8. David Ross (R) C 9. Jon Lester (L) P
Does MLBN realize I don't give a fuck about >le roids asshole man
Ryan Gomez
go cubs
Henry Bell
Shut up jd
William Ross
LOL
RIZZO SUCKS NIGGER COCK
SO DOES LESTER
John Flores
>there are people >actual people >who STILL think the Cubs will win the world series >they dont know about the goat >they dont know about Bartman >they literally, unironically think the Cubs wont find a way to JUST it up >they think this after the Cubs literally tied the Who's in a 4-game series >they actually think this >yfw
Wyatt Collins
thank goodness you don't have a job ... how long did that take to type out one wonders
Gavin Sullivan
>the state of cubs banter
Aaron Green
>tardinals would have to sweep the series just for the lead to drop into single digits kek
David Gomez
>being 12 games out of first place
Samuel Clark
Why are you completely rude? What is your problem?
Aiden Wilson
why is this you when you're watching the cubs not win the world series?
Oliver Gomez
Last remaining cardinals fan on Sup Forums, AMA.
And remember, deadspin is butthurt by our mere existence so by hating us you are actively siding with gawker on an issue and thus cementing your cuckoldry
Gabriel Martinez
I believe the 'r' word you were looking for is 'retarded'
This happens when people build a city on a literal pile of human shit (Shit Louis) ... read about it's history sometime ... it's beyond anything you could make up
Ryan Foster
He's upset that his team is irrelevant, so he has to take his miserable life and complain on a Cubs thread
Landon Nelson
>le double play man hits into a double play
Jacob Lewis
LOL HEYWARD
Second best 200 million never spent.
Josiah Wood
>furry warcraft
John Garcia
>Tards fans think they can win
Ryder Foster
Heyshit is just awful. I hope come playoff time Joe and management come to terms with themselves and sit his ass.
Jason Davis
>cubs fans think they can win a world series
Blake Sanders
Tards fans jealous that it's /ouryear/
Luis Wilson
but the White Sox were never in on Heyward
Brody Gomez
>even year
It's been the Jints' year since new year's day
Lincoln Carter
>wake up >strop out 4-6 weeks
well, I guess it was a fun time winning.
Liam Diaz
just be happy he isn't out for the season
Carson Smith
>thinking the Gints meme will continue
Zachary Lewis
Yeah, for sure. Would've been nice to bury the cards within the coming week though. Maybe skeltal jr and Chapman can carry for a few weeks until Rondon returns.
Daniel Brown
he very well could benefit from the rest ... come back fresh as a daisy
Eli Russell
what happened to rondon?
Zachary Smith
RIZZO
Leo Young
>Trippleroni Rizzoli
Tricep tightness. He might be back during the coming two weeks according to Muskat, though.
Christopher Cox
>On December 7, 2015, news broke that he was involved in a domestic violence incident with his girlfriend in Davie, Florida at Chapman's home on October 30, 2015.[58] A pending trade with the Los Angeles Dodgers was put on hold as MLB announced it would be investigating the incident as part of its domestic violence policy.[59] In the incident, he was accused of choking his girlfriend and firing eight gunshots.
lol a cuck would depend on his violent black bull
Isaiah Gonzalez
Need to see a highlight reel featuring matrix dodges of wayward pitches
Jordan Evans
Why is it that every Cubs fan I've met in real life has a weak jaw, drinks lattes and unironically posts about "toxic masculinity" on social media?
Aaron King
Fuck off retard
Carter Reyes
What the fuck are you talking about. Nice bait
Andrew Gutierrez
low test is a symptom of world series deprivation
Sebastian Perry
I don't remember tardinals fans being this bad last year. What changed? Are they sill upset about the NLDS?
Isaac Foster
>tfw not sure if its people taking bait or if its just people reverse baiting the baiters.
Joseph Ortiz
le groundball to right side of the infield man back at it
Aiden Collins
Probably. Have they ever been cucked so bad?
Aiden Lewis
at least he's consistent
Cameron Baker
There's like 3 of us, maybe 4 on this board.
If you can't handle half-assed banter from 4 people, I advise never going to a ballgame
Anthony James
G R A M P S R A M P S
Leo Jones
Grandpa Rossy!
Jack Edwards
How can 1 team be so lucky?
>Avoid homerun when it literally hits the basket >Pithcer spot is up with a guy at 3rd >Bunt goes literally straight at the pitcher >Lead off guy grounds out
How can a team be that lucky and still suck so much ass?
Andrew White
The cardinals and Cubs are (over the course of this season) the unluckiest and second unluckiest teams in baseball.
They're both 10 wins behind their expected record or some shit like that.
Carter Gonzalez
Cardinals are the luckiest team i've ever watch.. every time i see them they meme out of something. Literally every time
Kevin Hall
I'm not sure about this, and the Cubs are pretty memey too. Do you have article or something? I wouldn't be surprised, though I think the Cubs are only 4 or 5 games behind their projected W-L
Bentley White
is there a more obvious roider than moss
Andrew Edwards
Foulout with runners in scoring position. Lucky yet again.
Hunter Parker
>my anecdote is the truth!
Yep, it's about 3 weeks out of date but I doubt the trend has changed that much
