/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Trump's America edition

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Song

...

explain to me that feel when gf, /cum/

OUR GUY is on tmrw, dont forget to tune in

my gf is emotionally unstable
sometimes I don't know what to do

REALLY want a qt trap bf

>mfw some Turkish German thinks we have a Muslim problem aside from the occasional "work place incident"

better song

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I can be two of those things

How do we fix Ontario, /cum/?

Important
More so now than ever before

w-which two

the trap bf part?

>just get a fiancee
Where does one purchase these, fiancées, as you say?

I'm pissed I have to go to bed because I have a baby shower to go to tomorrow. It's a sad state in the world when a man is expected to show up to a fucking baby shower. I love you buds.

With a few well placed nukes

The qt bf part

just about any eastern european bridal site

now, they wont stay with you, but for like...one day theyll be yours

post bp

No, come see it for yourself

Very good, bud. Will listen to when going to sleep.

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Some of you are my buds. Don't go to the baby shower tomorrow.

My left shoulder is hurting real bad and I'm having heart palpitations but I'll be fine.

There's no better feeling than pulling out doggy and shooting your load on a nice Asian girlanus

It feels better when it's a Germanic woman.

>californiggers are STILL awake
gtfo

There's no better feeling than a guy pulling out doggy and shooting his load on your nice American boipuss

You have more islamic terrorist attacks then us.

Of all the generals to post in why /cum/? /brit/ would appreciate you autism and shitposting more than we ever would, go there.

late night /cum/ has been west coast posters for ever

are you new?

I started /cum/

califags leave REEEEEEEEEE

>"""terror""" attacks
It's just another day in God's country

>people say that isn't a boy

this is my wife

be polite to foreigners in this general

what a slut

He isn't a Kraut

Hey! Vsauce. Micheal here.

very good post

they are correct

All girls are like that lad

It's clearly a boy.

stop

DO NOT mess with Texas

>anzu posting

I am also Michael

WTF i shan't be messing with Texas now!

>tfw bought the CD
no regrets

>now

die

based

legit comfy album

...

is this a girl?

Will this make me not want to kill myself?
Serious question.

Anyone have any decent fap recommendations?

i want to hold a gun so bad

probably not

but its legitimately good

Convert to Islam, usually works in the EU

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Join a gun range or get a hunters license

xd

of course

I've got a gun you can hold

>he dates non-whites

You guys made a grave mistake

eyes of a child could possibly do so yes
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>dates

I tried but they don't let people who have manic depression join.

Is there a place in America where foreigners can shoot guns?

*advocates for the consumption of human excrement*

You can probably find a gun range where they'll let you shoot

>he doesn't
top pleb

Give white gf then.

I don't want to buy a gun just so i can shoot it for a few days m8

You pay them a fee to shoot it, you don't buy the gun

>brits think you have to buy a gun to use a range

Memes are 2real4me

So where do people who own guns go to shoot?

y/n?

shooting ranges, the wilderness, schools, etc

Back yards, innawoods, range.

Brrrrrt?

are you the leaf shitposting in /mlb/

I go to my back yard

No, only have a few Sup Forums tabs open.

*shits on your doorstep*

*takes a big whiff*

Cheers lads

If this were a black women you would call it "ghetto" and "ratchet"
But a white women is, of course, "sexy" "thicc" and "hot"

Why don't you just go to Switzerland and go to one of the public ranges

When will GTA VI arrive?

2019

The EU forced gun control on them

>not just sticking with SA/SAMP

...

>Europe is safe
>hahaha gun control

Oh yeah probably gonna cherry pick those Muslims now right, because gun control totally would have done anything to stop them

Enjoy living in a shithole with 3rd world tier violence but at least you can keep your "freedoms"

Stay mad Hans

why do you present /cum/ with such laughable bait

please do not respond to the dumb krauts

>tfw attracted to male personalities
>tfw physically attracted to women only
Life is suffering