Ask a man who is eating a whole bag of pistachios by himself anything. Also taking pistachio requests.
Ask a man who is eating a whole bag of pistachios by himself anything. Also taking pistachio requests
Logan Young
Isaac Green
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Aiden Adams
I dare ya to eat them
Gabriel Cox
my nigger
Blake Baker
These keep me alive fam
Zachary Morales
Just put one in your dick hole and shut up
Nathan Martin
Are you prepared for a super scratchy shit tomorrow?
Isaiah Baker
put a pistachio shell on your head and take a picture
Christopher Perez
Pistachios habe become rather expensive in Germany lately. How much did you have to pay for those 400g? 300g are 3,99€ in Germany.
Nolan Gonzalez
Sorry, 3,99€ for only 250g
Jonathan Price
this thread could be so great. for starters post a timestamped pistachio.
Brayden Martinez
Prepare for a lumpy green shit
Easton White
Don't do it, man.
Life is worth living.
Jacob Wilson
Pistachio in pisser.
Elijah Williams
What tool do you use for crackng open the bitch ones? I found my guitar pick was perfect.
Grayson Reyes
Line up a bunch on your cock. post pic
Camden Taylor
Too many are poisonous.
Ryder Russell
teeth, nigger
Jayden Jones
look for an open car and fill their glove compartment with pistachios
Chase Johnson
Answer me, faggot!
Austin Carter
Don't deshell them and see how many you can handle
Also, I love pistachios