I brush my teeth and gargle/rinse with orange juice

>I brush my teeth and gargle/rinse with orange juice

I don't shitpost on Sup Forums

I drink the tapwater...

In China.

i dont masturbate to gay furry porn

I drunk the kool aid

I can watch fast and furious 6 without crying

Oh im sorry did you want me to just add to the multitudes of rate x, porn, ylyl, nod other faggotry? Sorry sir for doing something uncommon you obviously just needed another tot thread

I look at naked women and play with my penis.

I go to bed by 8pm

When I'm taking a shit, I always pinch it off at the widest point.

Oh shit

...

I'm posting on the hacker anonymous board on the Sup Forums.

I masturbate without lotion

Along with everyone who doesn't have a mutilated penis.

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Pfft I masturbated with baby powder once

I didnt get a choice nigger

Doesn't mean you're not mutilated

I masterbated with hot gravel.
>not masterbating with hot gravel
>lel
>pleb

Fite me

I'd rather fight, those sick dubs.

Faggot

(dubz)
I could say the same about you

Shhhheeeeeeeiiiiit

U trynna thrw dem hand's muh nig

I'm throwin em, and you gonna be catchin em boi

I 100%'d pic related without feeling once.

But you watched an anime

i finished ff crisis core and only cried a little.