Weird shit you think only you do

Weird shit you think only you do

>I like to take all my clothes off to take a shit at home

>I pretend to be afraid of dogs
I'm really not

i call OP a straight alpha sometimes

Not weird at all, I've been doing that forever

Also, I always piss in the sink. Even if I'm in someone else's house.

I enjoy the smell of my dick after a few days of not washing

I only ever shit at home.

I piss in my sink in the bathroom when my toilet is only one meter next to it.

1. perfect height
2. barely need to aim
3. waste only minimal water
4. I get to look myself in the eye in the mirror while pissing

Putting peroxide In my ears. If I have a big scab. I wait a week then put peroxide on it and watch it turn white. It's weirdly satisfying.

>sink master-race reporting in

Same

Nigga what

i do that too

Me too. But for some reason hotel rooms are also okay with me.

I do not understand these fuckers I see unloading a bucketful of steamers in the men's room at McDonalds, or at a highway rest stop. I'd rather die from chronic constipation.

Sometimes I get bored and cut designs into my skin. Not deep enough to scar, just like the top couple layers of skin. Like drawing with a scalpel.They go away after they heal usually.

I eat my own boogers because

1. sometimes i try to clear my nasal cavity for easier breathing and its too bothersome to have you throw it in the toilet or something

2. its healthy for you

>ever since i've been exercising, at every lunch break at work i go to the toilet just to check out my abs to see if i'm getting more shredded

>i take pics of my dick sometimes when it's hard. i don't send them to anyone or anything i just check it out then delete afterwards

>only ever shit at home

Where else would you shit? Someone else's home?

>knock knock
>yes, user?
>I gotta shit
>oh, well come on in! We can't have you shitting at your own house!

Fucking same

I rub my dick against my blanket, hand over blanket on top of my dick thats under the blanket, and with the other hand, i use that one to rub it against the blanket. Feels good.

hah hah hey i'm new here but storm is a good thing i think because all the crops need water and a storm is a good way to get water to them so that people can eat. even black people but i do worry because sometimes they will take the food and you won't have any but besides that black people are okay.

When cooking for myself I often use huge amounts of garlic, just so I can enjoy garlicy farts later on.

sure Steven go to bed.

that is so unhygienic. I I try to not piss in something withe that kind of water trap.

Lost

hah hah i am not sleepy but i do get sleepy sometimes and don't tell my parents but i am not asleep i'm on my phone and they don't like it when i do that but i like when it storms because it makes me sleepy and sometimes i fall asleep with my phone in my hand. and hah my middle name is stephen but i wish it was steven like you said and hey how are you

>flop out dick
>turn on tap
>piss as hard as you want
>wash cock and hands
>dry on GFs towel
Fuck yeah.

I hold in my shits until I can't hold them in any longer amd then I take a shit. It feels so good but looks so wrong.

Sinks were fucking straight up made for men to piss in.

I uses sinks as bidets because amerishit is weird about them.

stop doing drugs Steven

I do that. On occasion I'll do it in a public restroom if I have the time and it isn't frequented

>garlicy farts

Oh yeah, my weird thing is that when I'm home alone I like to start screaming at the top of my lungs like I'm brutally murdering someone.

Yes I am a psychopath.

How would you position yourself for that?

I feel bad for responding.

I like to take my shirt off to shit. So refreshing.

No. You're a fucking retard.

After I nut I almost always click off whatever porn I'm jerking off to and say, "filthy fucking slut" under my breath.

Settle down, fag

I just sit on the sink bowl. Not hard really. It's helps if your a skinny shit like me.

Come to my house I'll show you how retarded I am.

i guess

Wife is gone right now so currently screaming at top of lungs.

>finger the shit out my ass- empties you more and feels good and bad
>piss in bathroom and kitchen sink when the toilet is right next to me
>spend half an hour minimum on toilet fingering and playing mobile games
>use household objects as cum rags:

>curtains
>cushions
>back of couch
>other peoples clothes

>pull out hairs all over my body
>stand and look at myself in the mirror and do dumb shit in total silence for like 15 minutes straight
>pick both nostrils at the same time with my index and middle finger in and outward motion
>hold my hands above the toaster until I can't bare it
>when I was a kid I would curl my hair in my fingers until I got big bald patches
>inspect my shit texture and aesthetics
>jerk off into my fireplace
>research pornstars private lives
>speak memeingly out loud when im alone and then feel depressed about it

>to myself

...

my nigga!!

I like to put my finger in my buthole and smell it

I dont think he needs to, you're displaying it perfectly here.

Alright.

i like to smell my own FARTS!!!!! O.O

I can't be the only onez rite :/ ?

its gross but for sum reason I like the smell >_>

im not alone with this am I !? :P

That's exactly what I'm screaming

>get changed in front of my window so my neighbour across the street can see

Wait.


Is this thread all b8?

everytime i need to fart i put my hand in my pants and cup it so that when i fart i can put it to my nose and sniff it.

I only like to do it like this

Some people leave their house user.

some people actually go outside for extended periods of time. i know it sounds crazy to you but trust me people do it.

Ctnd
>after nutting tell the say fuck off to the video
>wipe my boogers in peoples cars, my own car, peoples household objects etc
>sleep on my couch instead of my comfy bed ten seconds away because I'm a lazy cunt
>go the kitchen and eat like 5 packets of crisps, meat, sweets and drink like 3 glasses of water before bed and wake up starving
>feel like passing out for not eating for two hours
>brush my hair with my fingers for hours on end
>deliberately stare at a girl in an oathish predatory way knowing fine well they know because I'm a big guy and nobody really starts shit with me ever
>stand next to my bed in pitch black for minutes before getting into bed for no reason
>burp over and over and over until I feel sick

Whenever i get a blister in my mouth i often poor salt on it for the sheer sensation recieved from the "different feeling of pain"
Besides that, i dont really have a fetish for pain in any way.

y'all need Jesus

pluck my nipple hair with tweezers

>I walk around naked all day and do everything naked when I'm alone

I swear these threads, at least the first few replies, are word for word the same each time...

me too! I do this mainly at nights when I work and I don't want to wake up the people.. it is silent compared to flushing a toilet.

I have read some shit

>muh bait

Retard detected

do you sleep naked aswell?

when i wash my hands with soap i rinse, then wash again with clean soap to get the "dirty soap" off

why the fuck

Sometimes when I'm busy and i have to take a shit, ill cross my legs and hold it in for hours just to see how long i can hold it for. Then i take a great, eye watering shit later.

That's every thread on Sup Forums

>Because you can keep a gas in your hands.

Years ago, I had this weird rash in my left hand. I got some meds from the doc, and it went away. But it left this weird sensation in my hand. Every time I run my hand under hot water I get this pleasurable almost orgasmic sensation. I've scalded my hand doing this.

This is known as a 'cupcake'
Do it myself from time to time.

This triggered me.

Dude do a vocaroo of that, that sounds hilarious

Jack off in public toilets, knowing there are guys in the stalls adjacent doing the same

Nope. In an old-timey diving suit.

Your kind of fucking filth can only be cleansed by fire...

Didn't read, too fucking focused on this majestic creature.

Comforting myself by believing im very far away from you. Disgusting piece of shit.

People have said that image needs to be a meme

Holy my shit in on purpose because it feels good.

This fuckin guy

Actually laughing my fucking ass off on the bf1 beta reading this

the smell sticks to the skin and with the "cup" formed around, he makes sure that most of the fart actually lands in the hand and settles on the skin instead of floating off right away

-user, fart scientist

fartin on my fingers and smell it.

I've always done that. Pooping with a shirt on is just weird, and potentially messy. But now that I live alone, I'm usually already nude, because sitting on a towel is more efficient than wearing clothes. I no longer need to wash my hands every time I pee, so they don't get cracked and bloody at the start of winter. Free heating, so it doesn't cost me anything.

I do that too. I cant take a shit whit any clothes on. And i cant take a shit at public toilets.

Newfag

wtf nigger

Sometimes, i don't wipe on purpose and get a rash that feels good scratching.

Yes!

Dude I'm having a heart attack because I'm laughing so har-

this is completely normal

... So you just clean your hands?

>Pooping with a shirt on is just weird, and potentially messy
What the fuck are you eating?

You seriously might be autistic bro

Another sacrifice for the noble Tapirs.

You deserve a blood diamond for this.