Shit in anus

>shit in anus

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Is this more bidet shilling?

>india

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When i was doing exchange in the US, i met this extremely cute girl.

Went to eat her out and almost threw up thanks to her rancid hole

>A ton of Americans
So,one?

Really?

Yes

>tfw came here to make this joke but someone else beat me to it

nice

grim

Kek

lmao jános

also are you the only albanian on int

No, there's like 5 of em,a girl there too.Only two or three of us post outside of generals

meant for

Shart in underpants

LMOA

top bant

How exactly do you get an anus "clean"? It's a shit tube.

Well for starters, not having a layer of dried shit.

You should all know that skidmarks are the stripes on the flag of freedom

No, a ton means a lot, so the phrase means a lot of Americans

Bidet
Enema
Finger yourself with soap in the shower

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I don't have a bidet but my toilet is next to the sink so I always fill a cup and wash my asshole that way.
Faster and better feeling than rubbing the asscrack bloody with paper.

>Badmouth Americans
>Mexican flag respond
And no,ton is a measure unit

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ehehehehe

Top Albanian!

My new poor diet is doing this to me. This wouldn't be happening if we lived under Anarcho-Primitivism.

I didn't think it was possible to not know how to use toilet paper. You proved me wrong.

Toilet paper is objectively stupid
If your hands touch shit will you just rub them on a towel until you can't see shit any more?
No, you'll wash them with water and soap.

You should wipe, not rub, du dumme papierlos arschscheuer.

I'd rather have shit in my anus, than shit on the streets, Pajeet.

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What's the difference?
You drag paper across your asshole until it's thinned out enough to not be visible anymore
Asscracks are hairy, you really think some paper will get rid of all the shit in that jungle
Using toilet paper is disgusting, simple as that

I understand it's more difficult for you if your asshole is hairy, but wiping is removing, and rubbing will only smear it around.

You're wrong
I thought bidets were a thing in France anyway
Stop being a disgusting swine

>An actual disease on the face of the world calling somebody else disgusting
Do it again, Harris!

>No U
Don't assume people don't wash their ass because they use TP.
Anyway, you should learn how to use TP properly. Then you'll be able to criticize while knowing what you're talking about. Right now, it's not the case.

Are you mad because we rule Europe and "Great" Britain is no more than a laughing stock?
Is that why we're a disease on the face of this world?

Keep wiping your bum, you smelly poopass.

You're alright Skanderbeg, you're alright.

based

No matter how you use toilet paper it can never and will never be a proper way of anal hygiene
Why is it so hard for you to get and why are you so autistically clinging to the definition of rubbing and it's difference to wiping

You run around with a smelly asscrack, get over it

>a ton of Americans

so ten americans

POO in the wallmart.

>making the average weight 200lb
Your banter is so weak, I think you may be pretending to be retarded.

Amerilards btfo

put me in the screenshot

>200 lbs is the average

not sure if bait

endless kekkles

kek

You owe me two sides.

you're alright, albania

if you're worried about amerisharts hunting you down just chill out in one of your bunkers, i doubt they can fit through the door

stop bullying sharters

Autismos maximus

>Cholera returned to southern India in 2012, where it was once thought to be eradicated, in relatively affluent Kerala. Toilets were being constructed in an effort to improve sanitation. Ironically, while these toilets were under construction, workers defecated and contaminated community wells, causing the outbreak.[64]

The witches won't get you Pajeet.

perfect

this image happened in canada though

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you Juan?

Absolutely disintegrated

He is even worse than a muslim, he is - may Jesus forgive me for uttering this word - an Albanian.

wtf. i love Albania now

You're not the shartest tool in the shed.

We're the laughing stock? I believe the rest of Europe is laughing at your migrant problem and constant terror attacks.

What constant terror attacks?
What migrant problem?
Move here while you still can, you'll be going down the shitter before you know it.

Rate my screenshot.

Kek

include me in screencap

My sides.

Clean people like me spread their ass in the shower and soap them up

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very nice

>india
>shitposts

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How will burgers ever recover?

yes

>americans don't use bidets

>indians don't use toilets

which is worse?

>Ironically, while these toilets were under construction, workers defecated and contaminated community wells, causing the outbreak.[64]

Didn't know Nurgle was a hindu god.

Remove reaction posts.

Let the number of replies speak for itself.

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>The average weight for men has also increased to 195.5 pounds.

You're disgusting. You need to use water AND paper.

If you have a real thick shit, slashing your ass with water is not going to dissolve it.

You need to wipe after using water and check for shit and repeat the cycle as necessary.

Fucking vile, you probably have goops of shit in your ass half the time.

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do gays put something permanently in their butts? like they leave that object there for ours?

Kek

are you stupid?

You said that you don't use toilet paper and pour a cup of water on your ass.

If that is all you do, then you have a much filthier asshole than most Americans.

you are completely dense

You have a shitty asshole.

You think I just empty a cup of water over my asscrack and pull the pants back up or what

get out of my face poopy ass american

Lel

Explain your process, achmed.

And my ass is very clean. I have Crohn's disease which shit like 5 times a day so I bought one of those nice Jap bidet seats with warm water and heated seat.

Not gonna talk to a literal poop retard

WTF are you me ? I spread my cheeks atleast for 5 mins and aim at the shower head to clean it.

>shit in curry

that's lowkey gay

Yes.

>Europoor who literally tries to clean his ass with a cup of water like a poo-in-loo calls a electronic bidet user "poop" retarded"

I will not be lectured by a savage. Most Europeans don't even wash their hands.

post a picture of your bidet and medical record
you're full of shit
both in your pants and the posts you submit here

I'll be home in 20 mins or so if you're still here. I'm going to eject a load of bloody diarrhea as soon as I get there, so I'll timestamp that too :)