I am going to hang myself

I am going to hang myself.
Anyone know of a way or link to a way to make sure that death is caused by compressing the carotid artery (not the jugular vein or airway)?

Just jump off a tall building, it's:
>fast
>fun
>will make you popular

full-face CPAP mask + Argon tank = painlessss

kill nonwhites and white traitors (anyone who supports nonwhites being alive)

that's not how it works you fucking tard. death should result from spinal column separating from skull and brain. just jump off something and stop embarrassing your parents

Thanks, but I doubt i have enough money.
Thanks though.

dude just tie the fuckn noose n jump, you'll die

there's a difference between suspension and drop hanging.
and they both work.

Make sure to wear a nice, non-stained, white suit before you jump.
We like clean bloodlines.

No less than 35 stories either.
34 or less does not give the same effect.

OP is a pussy cannot handle life yet wants a painless way to die... fucking what.

This.

Op stop being a faggot and wait until the jihadis are given the sermon to go ape shit.

What's hilarious is that if you cock-suckers knew who I am, and how much how many people want me to leave, you'd all be chomping at the bit to help me.

fun fact about people that commit suicide.

Very few of them tell anyone. Like less than 10%.
You are just admitting to everyone here that you feel sorry for yourself and have no plans to act.

Grab yourself by the balls, stand up, and put ur boots on.
Walk it out

Who are you?

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Um you also can try "how to wins friends" by Dale Carnegie, If u didn't killed anyone that book will get people to like u almost certainly.
Just saying

I'm not writing this so people will tell me not to do it.
I JUST WANT TO DIE.
That is all I want. I promise.

Say hi to Harambe for me

will do, brother

You know, I actually stared death in the face once.
What I am saying is, I was going to commit.
I had already made taken care of everything that I no longer needed, and did not want other to find out about me. I was in the final act, ready to finish.
Miracle happened and I was saved.

You change your mind in that moment and never will look at life the same again.
Many days I wish I could off myself, but I will not stoop that low again.
I have become stronger than that.


Take this with my best intentions...

Grow the Fuck up.

How to be a pussy that goes with the flow

get a loan, its not like you'll pay it back

Maybe u should try how to fuck off m8

I take it you dindnt read that book

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