Post your darkest secrets, no matter what it is

Post your darkest secrets, no matter what it is.

A Dr from our town was condescending to me on a local sports team forum over a period of months, eventually I lost my temper and called him a cunt or something that got me banned.

Seeing me in the street soon after he laughed.

I took his five year old girl from the street one morning, just picked it up and ran with it. Shoved it in the freezer back home and kept there for six months or more.

The following year, season party. Like tailgate party in USA. Everybody bring food and all share.

This night, still grieving Dr and now mental Ill wife eat daughter burger.

I smile still.

Screw you Cartman

I steal my best friend's mom's panties and fill them up with my man jelly.

Film then post fag

That's kind of cool actually, as long as you don't fap to it
Can you show pics of all the dried cum?

To violate hot straight men and watch them break. No homo, and I ain't no sadist. Just love thinking about it...

Came on my little sisters vag when I was like 13 and she was sleeping.

From like ages 7 to 13, every April Fool's Day I'd pee on everyone in my house's toothbrushes and then clean them in the toilet. I don't think they ever noticed.

im racist, never would say it or come off like one.

i do accept people, but would love the blacks to stay with blacks... working with them... do they all steal? just need to steal from others? When I see pro black bullshit I love it... stay together.

What

My best friend came out to me as a pedo. For some reason been straight my whole life but had bisexual feelings towards him (no fag shit like kissing, just wanted to suck his dick) we jacked off to cheese pizza a lot together but I was just getting off to him stroking next to me. ....anyway that was years ago and now I'm the godfather of his child.

i fucked my cousin when i was 12 and she was 10

>"(no fag shit like kissing, just wanted to suck his dick)"

When I was 16 my friends taught me about alcohol. Party games and shit. Of course at that age it can be difficult, in America, to actually acquire enough alcohol for a couple dozen dumbass teenagers that think they're a sorority/frat. I knew this 40 year old retard. Actually clinically retarded. I thought what the fuck I'll ask him. Dude didn't hesitate he was making friends. So all summer I had this secret supplier providing cigarettes and beer. Well he got weird. He'd watch porn a lot when I was around. Eventually he started shaving his balls right in front of me than he beat his little dick and came on the floor in front of me. He wanted me to join but I ain't a fag. I kept returning for cigs an beers but I'd always leave when he started bein gay. Eventually he died of a heart attack on the sidewalk in front of the hospital after they refused him treatment. Doctor must have known how he was. Friends never found out where I was getting the party favors.

I raped my best friend repeatedly until stockholme syndrome set in and he began liking it

Im trying not to killmyself , its because i want to live life first but i feel like im going to just loose my mind one day and snap ans just end up killingmyself

No homo we smokin penises out here

Not for many years since, now.

Same, almost robin Williams'd the other night but opened closet door and belt fell down before I lost consciousness. ...it gets so much worse when I drink. Hope things get better for you user.

You think you may kill yourself so to prevent this eventuality you're going to..kill..Yourself

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Thanks & same towards you user hope shit picks up for you

Should've tried this instead of pretending to be a pedo

no friends, gonna kill self after parents die.

im black. and on the internet.

My friends and family think I'm crazy for saying this. They've all disowned me and I can't go to anyone else but you Sup Forumsros. So here goes...

I can believe it's not butter

I helped start Moon man back in 2008. If it wasn't for me it may not have took off. I know alot about the early history of the meme going back to 2007 on YTMND.com

I'm hoping, actually have a job interview tomorrow so we'll see. one thing that's helped me, is when I really feel like dying, I write out every reason why, burn it, then tell myself I'll do it tomorrow. Luckily it's always today.

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I hate fat people, they make me sick. i live and work in germany on a gas station everytime one of them commes up to me my gag reflex kicks in.... anybody feel my pain?

I drank from a bois cup and I think im pregnant.. Im 11 and my friends keep punching me in the stoumach to kill the baby..

How can you not love this user?

Yes, it's disgusting and anyone who says they are fat yet healthy deserves to die. I hate fatties so fucking much, fat shaming is SUPPOSED to happen, so people DONT want to be fat. Makes me so fucking sick.

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I've always felt attraction to my mom, so a while back, a couple year ago, I'd suggest her to give her massages cause stress and shit. So, while doing those, I'd get on top of her and start throbbing my obviously hard as diamonds cock on her ass cheems casually while "massaging her".

One time I just lost my shit and start semi-dry humping her ass while doing no massage whatsoever.

Oh god i feel ya dude, leaf here, its worse cause im in an area where its full of fatties and old people, shit doesent mix well

HEY GUYS, WE GOT A NIGGER OVER HERE

Her reaction? U git da puss?

A fat woman aggressively hit on me once. I couldn't fap or two weeks cause her trichinned face kept popping up in my mind.

>drinking alone one night
>need more vodka but no money
>go out to try and sell some smokes
>meet some native guy and ask him if he's got liquor
>no shit he does, pulls out a whiskey bottle
>share some drinks and smokes
>at this point i blackout somewhat
>decide im going to into some liquor store with no real plan
>try to grab a bottle and leave
>asian store owner trips me and him and his wife yelling in chinese kicking the shit out of me
>leave and blackout somewhere
>some guy finds me and somehow helps me get home

Lost my phone, hat, and glasses

Lucky I had an old pair of glasses, was never charged either which I'm thankful for, I went to the liquor store the next guy and me and the asian guy just laughed about it and I apoligized.

I dont tell people about my idiotic night out, but fuck what an adventure.

Who cares, can't rob through a thread, just ignore it and it'll go away.

I'm depressed and don't have a reason why, I have a pretty good life but something in my head is fucked up and causes me to have very low moods to the point I contemplate suicide.
Don't want to tell anyone or goto the hospital because I feel like shit for not having a valid reason

0/10 b8

behold the skull of my enemy.

>kill self
>not die
>tummy hurts
>tell nobody
>shit blood months later
>prolly gon die
>oh well

When I was 14 I would get on omegle and masturbate

My first crush was a gelding named Dusty.

>Got busted for a DUI.
>Car impounded, all the jazz.
>Had another car, walked home from station that night, drove to work.
>Drove to all court dates.
>pleaded guilty. ordered to not drive for one year.
>Drove through whole thing.
>insurance was rape after the suspension
>drove without for 4 years.
Still driving the same car as I did when I walked home.
Got a pardon 3 months ago.
>mfw

what state?

there was a group of very butthurt people in our class
one time me and my friends started doing 9 11 jokes
one of them got very butthurt and at the end I wrote him just 2 emojis
a plane and 2 skyscrapers
he was very angry and stuff
calling me a nazi at the end for some reason
on the next day at school he told a teacher that someone in our class is racist, but he didn't tell him a name
time went on the whole thing got cleared up
but till the end of the year the teacher in our class thought that some faggot in our class is a nazi
and he didn't even know

I enjoy causing pain to women. I'm cheating on my wife with another woman, planning on leaving her at some point because she cheated on me first. In the mean time I use her for sex and what not. I think she knows it's over but she hasn't accepted it yet. In the mean time the woman on the side is deeply in love with me and will do whatever I say.

I kinda wonder if I'm like a sociopath or something. Either way I know I'm shitty and shouldn't be like this, but I know I won't change. I've considered suicide but I don't want to leave my kids like that and I'm probably too selfish anyways.

Kek

>no homo

disgusting picture but somehow i still want to hit that

lol nice job man

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PUT THE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IN THE TUNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My friend is way younger than me but I want to fuck her bad. I'm also a Marine and am violent as hell... I am now a locksmith and try to keep it all legit but sometimes its hard

Got a femle roomate.
She's prolly a 7/10 on her best day.
Her work shift has changed so we don't wake up at the same time anymore.
I shower about 1 hour before she does every morning.
I've been cumming in her shampoo, conditioner, lotions, face wash, and pretty much anything else I can get my hands on.
I also piss in anything clear liquid like one of her acne bottles.
Been doing this for about 3 weeks now.
On the days after I see her get out of the shower I can't help but smile.
I think I went too far pissing in her contact solution though.
She's been complaining about her contacts itching her eyes and how she has to wear her glasses more.

I'm a femanon and when I was fourteen I used to walk through dark alleyways and shitty parts of town to try get raped

Brought napalm to my exs work

my darkest secret is that I don't actually give a fuck about being a good person or alpha or manly or anything

Wouldn't you like to know. hmmmm

I'm a very lonely individual that has nobody to talk to when I need it, fortunately for me I work at a college as a mac technician so I can talk to people all I want, really. The problem is that despite the fact that I can make small talk with people pretty much when I want, it doesn't supplement the need for having an actual conversation with someone that I actually like. Introverted or not, I fucking hate people and by proxy, I hate myself. One day I won't have to worry about being so lonely anymore, laying in my bed all day, watching whatever fucking Bullshit that they call television or playing vidya because I'll cease to exist.

>Post your darkest secrets, no matter what it is.

> I stalked the living shit out of a hot teacher.

> I have a momcest fetish, because my mom is a bitch.

> I beat up a freshman when I was a senior and gave him PTSD.

> I'm racist and anti-gay and anti-tranny

> I get happy-ending rubdowns . . . like them better than fucking

> I had my gyno surgically cut out. . . best $7K I've ever spent

> I will probably move to Prague because there are lots of hot Czech girls who throw themselves at Americans hoping for a husband & US Citizenship

did you ever get raped with a penor?

I'm currently in a long distance relationship with a sex doll.

you can make napalm easy

About two months ago I bought up a bunch of shitty second hand cassettes. I wiped them all, extracted the audio from a bunch of liveleak execution/rape/violent porn videos and recorded it to both sides of each tape, looping it to fill the entire running time.

I left them in their original cases, and redistributed them to a bunch of thrift stores about 5 at a time. Somewhere out there is a bunch of innocuous-looking tapes filled with a cacophony of human depravity. I'm not much of a musician, but it's the greatest act of guerilla artistry I'll ever commit. I wonder how many have been immediately thrown away, how many have been surreptitiously masturbated to, and what's happened to the rest of them that weren't immediately disposed of.

I still love my ex

Hey bro

So you're like the 2% of the Sup Forums users (mainly women) who aren't browsing Sup Forums grasping their erect dick while looking at memes and calling someone a cuck?

Go to bed, billy

I have killed someone and got away with it

"it's complicated"

I WENT FROM LIKE A HALF FRIEND TO ZERO FRIENDS

I posted cp

i lived with my dad and step mom when i was 15, my dad was away most days of the week and i fucked his wife every other day for a year

I ran someone over a few years back and left the scene.
Shit bricks for a few months but was never caught

HA!
>Fag.

i guess so

only asshole would rape you

A guy sucked me when I was 13

Summer?
or
Real summer?

should I an hero?

Top Ken faggot

Oh man, I love breaking bitched down. I've cheated on every girl I've ever been with. Always starts nicely and gets a bit kinkier each time until I have them bound and gagged pissing themselves crying, choking on my cock until they puke on themselves then I wash it off with my piss. I've done that exact scenario with minor changes with so many college sluts (I manage a hotel right next to a college) ...sometimes leaving them tied and messy, crying for help. I just zip up and walk out leaving the dorm door wide open for all her roommates to see what a whore she it. I knew I was a sociopath when I was very young, now I just have fun with it and try not to take any lives.

Where can these be found?

I used to clog the toilet at my gfs house and fish out her turds and use them for masturbation. Eventually I'd stash them in a trash bag hidden in her over-stuffed closet for possible future use. Broke up with her and never took the bag out. Can't imagine the horror when she decides to clean her closet and finds that.

I stole my ex's silver quarter and replaced it with a replica I have multiple of.
The real one is in my hand right now.

:^(

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly with the help of my friends I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash.

im gay

Yeah that's basically my whole fetish in a nutshell. Dick got hard reading that shit.

Only good news is this new girl really seems to enjoy that shit. Every other girl just did it to make me happy.

I do kinda wonder what made me this way.

You have no fuckin idea
I still can't figure out how the fuck she keeps calling me on Skype.

I was playing games with my friend through the computer, and he was telling me about how him and his girlfriend were planning on getting married and shit, and he was telling me how he was going to propose to her. I was sitting there just saying "nice, nice, nice" while his GF (now wife) was asleep in my room because we fucked not even an hour earlier. I still feel like shit to this day, and know that one day I'm going to tell him.

What country you from?

When I was 16 I accidentally tripped on a stair step and fell on my dog I said I found him like that

When I was in kindergarten I lied about my mother abusing me and she was sent to jail. I am 22. I have not seen her sense. It eats me up to this day.

he's dead